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1/10/17: I am in urgent need of a beta reader to assist me with my stories "Homecoming" and "The Change of Seasons." The good news is that "Homecoming" is finished! However, I desperately need a new beta to help me edit. Please PM me if you are interested.

5/18/16: HIATUS!!! All of my stories EXCEPT "Homecoming" and "The Change of Seasons" are on hiatus until further notice. I'm busy and lazy as eff. I really want to get my two leading ladies together in a timely manner aka Lexa and Clarke. Don't give up hope. Still here, and still writing. Love you.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the fandoms in which I write, nor do all of the opinions within them express the opinions of the author. Images displayed for the stories are from the internet randomly. I'm just waiting for someone to make something really cool for my stories. Hint hint. If anyone is interested in becoming a beta for any of my stories please PM me!

NaNoWriMo Winner 2012, '13

Camp NaNoWriMo April and July Winner 2013

I am a Beta Reader.

I am a proud Hufflepuff with Gryffindor tendencies, and a hint of Slytherin sneakiness.

Anime/Manga, comics (in no particular order): Bishouji Senshi Sailor Moon, Claymore, Inuyasha, Card Captor Sakura, Pretear, Vampire Princess Miyu, Full Moon Wo Sagashite, Escaflowne, Ranma 1/2, V for Vendetta, DC and Marvel comics.

Books: Harry Potter, anything by P.C. Cast, anything by Anne Bishop etc., The Hunger Games Trilogy, The Sword of Truth series, The Sookie Stackhouse Series, Warm Bodies, The Red Queen, The Lord of the Rings etc.

Movies and TV: Alien Universe/Predator Universe, Let Me In, Disney movies etc., V for Vendetta. Transformers all (first was best), Terminator (all), The Sarah Connor Chronicles, The Walking Dead, The X-Files etc. Once Upon a Time, Glee, Star Trek (any of them but especially Voyager), The Vampire Diaries, Grey's Anatomy, Any Marvel Universe movie, especially Avengers, Grimm, Supernatural, Bones, Alias, Doctor Who, Beauty and the Beast, Arrow, Sleepy Hallow, The 100 etc.

Music: I love musicals (i.e. Wicked), pop, rock, oldies, electronic. I love everything but I get picky about hip-hop, country and rap. I am a huge fan of Wizard Rock and I adore the band Ministry of Magic.

Favorite Pairings (but not the only ones I like): Rose/Doctor (Doctor Who), Hermione/Severus (Harry Potter), Dramione (Harry Potter) Kagome/Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha), Lex/Scar (Alien vs Predator), Sakura/Syaoran (Card Captor Sakura), Cameron/John (The Sarah Connor Chronicles), Elena/Damon/Stephan (why choose? lol), V and Evey, Spuffy, (BTVS), Kataang, Zutara (Avatar The Last Air Bender), Clexa (The 100), Brutasha (Avengers/MARVEL) etc. I can ship many different characters, you just have to make me believe in them!

Give me a character I can relate to who struggles to overcome an obstacle and I will be entranced.


A bit of funny randomness I've found surfing the Internet. I hope they make you smile and laugh.

The perfect answer to 'that's what she said' is 'that's what Freud said about your mom.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a*

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on ( Robert Bloch )

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

He who laughs last didn't get it. (this is usually me lol)

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Don't knock on death's door, ring the bell and run, he hates that.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
(George Carlin)

A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.
(Burt Bacharach)

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
(Harry S. Truman)

When everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

It takes a lot of brains to look as dumb as I do.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'.

Lead me not into temptation...I can find it myself..

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

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