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347The Vanitas Ads » To fund Kingdom Hearts III, Vanitas and the other characters sign up for a series of original takes on commercials, including Geico, State Farm, Snickers, Allstate, and more! Oh, the humanity! And now you know why Vanitas and gang don't do commercials...
Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 13, words: 6k+, favs: 152, follows: 107, updated: 12/25/2022 published: 4/11/2011, Vanitas, Sora
22Derris-Kharbucks » Coffee shop AU, series of oneshots. Take a look into the lives of Lloyd, Kratos, Zelos, and Yuan as they run Derris-Kharbucks, a quaint little coffee shop rife with Lloyd mistaking temperatures of coffee, Kvar's tongue burning in hell, and Mithos attempting to begin an Age of Lifeless Beans, a time in which all coffee will be black and flavorless...
Tales of Symphonia, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 29, follows: 38, updated: 7/9/2014 published: 6/19/2014
4 The Most Dreaded Foe Post-game, heavy spoilers. On their journey to collect all the Exspheres, Lloyd and Kratos come across a monster they never wanted to see again, leading to pain and humiliation...
Tales of Symphonia, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 19, follows: 6, 4/12/2014, Lloyd I., Kratos A.
1k+444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris » There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 29, words: 37k+, favs: 636, follows: 473, updated: 4/9/2014 published: 3/22/2012, Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
20 If You Give Winry a Wrench Parody of the "If You Give a Mouse a Muffin" series. Ed decides to write all about the chain of events that occurs if you give one automail-crazed nut/overzealous automail guardian/Ed's totally-not-his-girlfriend with a specific tool. Enough said, again.
Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 390, favs: 45, follows: 4, 8/6/2013, Edward E., Winry R.
12 Don't Overdo It! Kratos's rather obsessive healing of Lloyd as compared to everyone else comes to light, and it leads to rude speculation from the party about his certain preferences, Lloyd's confusion, and the wrath of Yggdrasill himself. Not yaoi, obviously humorous oyako galore.
Tales of Symphonia, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 61, follows: 14, 5/20/2013, Kratos A., Lloyd I.
5 For Everyone Guy has to intervene in an argument between Luke and Anise concerning Luke's mere seven years of life and just why this should keep him from buying certain products.
Tales of the Abyss, T, English, Humor, words: 472, favs: 21, follows: 3, 4/14/2013, Luke, Guy, Anise
32 Hot and Steamy On a mission, Ed and Roy discover a hot spring and do precisely what you'd expect.
Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 167, favs: 27, follows: 3, 1/23/2013, Edward E., Roy M.
7 63: Music 100 Themes Challenge. The warriors discuss the singing talent of themselves and their friends, Zidane leaves everyone amazed, and Cecil recalls internet memes.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, T, English, Humor, words: 383, favs: 6, follows: 1, 12/27/2012, Cecil H., Zidane T.
108 Deck the Halls! Deck Them, I Say! » Christmas fic. Cosmos and Chaos give their warriors the holidays off, and they try to enjoy the Christmas spirit. Key word: try. It's hard to be happy when your brother wears a thong, a bishie villain becomes obese from cookies, your arch enemy gets drunk, or an evil clown catches you underneath the mistletoe.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 20, words: 12k+, favs: 51, follows: 26, updated: 12/18/2012 published: 11/28/2011, Cecil H., Terra B.
8 6: Brotherhood Cecil and Zidane take a moment to discuss the difficulty of having family in Chaos's ranks. A life without a family is a lonely path indeed.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, K+, English, Family & Humor, words: 655, favs: 21, follows: 2, 12/15/2012, Cecil H., Zidane T.
898 Craziness, Candy, Jedi Knights, and WHAT! » Wolf brings all of the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, TMNT, and Harry Potter characters to Earth. Prepare for chaos and randomness! Obi-Wan's a fan fiction author? Yoda's a rock star? Hermione hates America? Not to mention few are sane.
Star Wars, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 40, words: 132k+, favs: 134, follows: 72, updated: 10/22/2012 published: 10/16/2009, Darth Vader, Luke S.
11 Vanished "But when the world needed him most, he vanished..." Aang develops a habit of mysteriously vanishing at the most inopportune times, as Sokka learns the hard way.
Avatar: Last Airbender, T, English, Humor, words: 242, favs: 10, follows: 4, 10/9/2012, Aang, Sokka
34Beauty and the Shrimp A possible series of song parodies from Beauty and the Beast, all about the world of alchemy's most famous hobbit. One: As Ed walks through Central, the soldiers sing about his short complex, his temper, and other things. Mustang is a jerk, Hawkeye is not amused by her superior's stupidity, and Pride is creepier than the Human Centipede.
Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 40, follows: 22, 9/6/2012, Edward E., Roy M.
6 The Dark Knight Falls While he and Golbez are watching Batman, Cecil hits his head and believes himself to be the Dark Knight of Gotham instead of the Dark Knight of Baron. Chaos ensues as he goes after Kefka for supposedly murdering Rosa and turning Kain into Two-Face. Meanwhile, Kefka does a "magic trick" and asks about scars, and Golbez has to stop his crazy brother before he hurts himself.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 1, 8/20/2012, Cecil H., Golbez
48 Join Me Maybe Complete "Call Me Maybe" parody. In Cloud City, Vader realizes that Luke doesn't know the truth about his father. So it is revealed in Vader, of all people. The Sith Lord sings of father and son relationships and the benefits of joining the Dark Side, all while being autotuned. I swear, sometimes I think some neurons in my brain misfired.
Star Wars, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 703, favs: 31, follows: 7, 7/25/2012, Darth Vader, Luke S.
45 Daddy Issues » Anise just has to raise up the question of whether or not a certain Colonel was Luke's father. Debate ensues, and to Luke's disadvantage, everyone gets just a little too into it. Everyone has their own opinion on the hilarious matter, it seems, even the Colonel himself...however sarcastic it may be.
Tales of the Abyss, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 63, follows: 14, updated: 7/17/2012 published: 7/3/2012, Luke, Jade
653 100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth » Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 20, words: 15k+, favs: 266, follows: 129, updated: 7/11/2012 published: 4/6/2010, Aragorn, Sauron
27 Tis But a Scratch! Monty Python and the Holy Grail parody. On Mustafar, Obi-Wan thought the fight was all over when he chopped off Anakin's limbs. Unfortunately for Obi-Wan, the Black Knight of the Sith always triumphs, and frankly he thinks Obi-Wan's a pansy.
Star Wars, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 517, favs: 33, follows: 8, 7/8/2012, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
135 Professor Spencer » Dumbledore hires a Muggle for the first time, and Shawn becomes the new Divination teacher. Him and Gus join the Order of the Chicken, hunt for Horcruxes, solve crime, taunt Slytherins, and elude Dolores Umbridge the cougar to avoid being sent to Azkaban.
Harry Potter & Psych, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 178, follows: 211, updated: 5/23/2012 published: 3/6/2012, Severus S., Shawn S.
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