22Derris-Kharbucks » Coffee shop AU, series of oneshots. Take a look into the lives of Lloyd, Kratos, Zelos, and Yuan as they run Derris-Kharbucks, a quaint little coffee shop rife with Lloyd mistaking temperatures of coffee, Kvar's tongue burning in hell, and Mithos attempting to begin an Age of Lifeless Beans, a time in which all coffee will be black and flavorless...
Tales of Symphonia, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 29, follows: 38, updated: 7/9/2014 published: 6/19/2014
4 The Most Dreaded Foe Post-game, heavy spoilers. On their journey to collect all the Exspheres, Lloyd and Kratos come across a monster they never wanted to see again, leading to pain and humiliation...
Tales of Symphonia, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 19, follows: 6, 4/12/2014, Lloyd I., Kratos A.
1k+444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris » There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 29, words: 37k+, favs: 631, follows: 473, updated: 4/9/2014 published: 3/22/2012, Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
10 Dear Santa Clause The Warriors all write desperate letters to Santa Clause. It quickly becomes as ridiculous as you can imagine. Silly series of letters, including references to mothership title games. Have a holly jolly Christmas filled with light and annihilation!
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 34, follows: 2, 12/16/2013, Cloud S., Zidane T., Terra B., Warrior of Light
20 If You Give Winry a Wrench Parody of the "If You Give a Mouse a Muffin" series. Ed decides to write all about the chain of events that occurs if you give one automail-crazed nut/overzealous automail guardian/Ed's totally-not-his-girlfriend with a specific tool. Enough said, again.
Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 390, favs: 46, follows: 4, 8/6/2013, Edward E., Winry R.
11 Don't Overdo It! Kratos's rather obsessive healing of Lloyd as compared to everyone else comes to light, and it leads to rude speculation from the party about his certain preferences, Lloyd's confusion, and the wrath of Yggdrasill himself. Not yaoi, obviously humorous oyako galore.
Tales of Symphonia, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 58, follows: 14, 5/20/2013, Kratos A., Lloyd I.
5 For Everyone Guy has to intervene in an argument between Luke and Anise concerning Luke's mere seven years of life and just why this should keep him from buying certain products.
Tales of the Abyss, T, English, Humor, words: 472, favs: 21, follows: 3, 4/14/2013, Luke, Guy, Anise
482: Ridiculous In a duel with Tidus, Golbez calls on both Cecil and his Four Elemental Archfiends to help him go beyond the impossible...and make Dissidia even weirder than it ever was, all with one pop culture reference.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 444, favs: 7, follows: 2, 2/26/2013, Golbez, Cecil H.
18Those Who Fight » Massive AU. In the Dissidia Empire, a knight of light and dark with stained hands, a wayward magic knight who is afraid of her power, an ex-mercenary with a serious vendetta, a wanderer yearning for adventure, and a raggedy pickpocket with a complicated family must band together to face their pasts, embrace destiny, and fight a kingdom of oppressors.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, T, English, Drama & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 16, follows: 20, updated: 1/27/2013 published: 12/14/2012, Cecil H., Cloud S.
6 87: Dress "You don't wear the light very well!" The two prettiest warriors in the war argue about fashion. Cecil develops quite the temper.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 495, favs: 13, follows: 3, 1/26/2013, Cecil H., Kuja
32 Hot and Steamy On a mission, Ed and Roy discover a hot spring and do precisely what you'd expect.
Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 167, favs: 27, follows: 3, 1/23/2013, Edward E., Roy M.
7 63: Music 100 Themes Challenge. The warriors discuss the singing talent of themselves and their friends, Zidane leaves everyone amazed, and Cecil recalls internet memes.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, T, English, Humor, words: 383, favs: 6, follows: 1, 12/27/2012, Cecil H., Zidane T.
6 A Woman's Worth Drabble. A male gamer scoffs at the worth of "lame" female party members...and gets karma dished ice cold to him.
Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 146, favs: 6, follows: 1, 12/20/2012, Tifa L.
108 Deck the Halls! Deck Them, I Say! » Christmas fic. Cosmos and Chaos give their warriors the holidays off, and they try to enjoy the Christmas spirit. Key word: try. It's hard to be happy when your brother wears a thong, a bishie villain becomes obese from cookies, your arch enemy gets drunk, or an evil clown catches you underneath the mistletoe.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 20, words: 12k+, favs: 51, follows: 26, updated: 12/18/2012 published: 11/28/2011, Cecil H., Terra B.
8 6: Brotherhood Cecil and Zidane take a moment to discuss the difficulty of having family in Chaos's ranks. A life without a family is a lonely path indeed.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, K+, English, Family & Humor, words: 655, favs: 20, follows: 1, 12/15/2012, Cecil H., Zidane T.
14 Gotham Style Parody of Gangnam Style. Takes elements from the movies, the comics, the old TV show, and the cartoons. Just try to picture Batman, the Bat Family, and the Rogues Gallery doing the Gangnam Style dance while reading this. I dare you.
Batman, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 212, favs: 11, 11/6/2012, Bruce W./Batman
347The Vanitas Ads » To fund Kingdom Hearts III, Vanitas and the other characters sign up for a series of original takes on commercials, including Geico, State Farm, Snickers, Allstate, and more! Oh, the humanity! And now you know why Vanitas and gang don't do commercials...
Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 17, words: 7k+, favs: 150, follows: 106, updated: 11/6/2012 published: 4/11/2011, Vanitas, Sora
898 Craziness, Candy, Jedi Knights, and WHAT! » Wolf brings all of the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, TMNT, and Harry Potter characters to Earth. Prepare for chaos and randomness! Obi-Wan's a fan fiction author? Yoda's a rock star? Hermione hates America? Not to mention few are sane.
Star Wars, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 40, words: 132k+, favs: 132, follows: 69, updated: 10/22/2012 published: 10/16/2009, Darth Vader, Luke S.
11 Vanished "But when the world needed him most, he vanished..." Aang develops a habit of mysteriously vanishing at the most inopportune times, as Sokka learns the hard way.
Avatar: Last Airbender, T, English, Humor, words: 242, favs: 10, follows: 4, 10/9/2012, Aang, Sokka
13 Gaian Rhapsody Bohemian Rhapsody parody. Left in the Lifestream with only his crazy train of thought and a few chopped up pieces of his Mother to keep him company, Sephiroth turns a song into a murder confession as well as a rant against everything stupidly wrong with his life. There's no greater way to expel your woe than by playing air guitar as you sing opera-style!
Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 785, favs: 10, follows: 1, 10/3/2012, Sephiroth, Cloud S.