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Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, ., Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, Love of Midoriko, Panda-Chan21, Bethany SakuraxxNaruto

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the

Supporters of this-~-x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, Narutofan1126, BETHANY,SakuraxxNaruto,

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, GaaSakuforever, Bethany ( i change my pen name alot, so lets just call me that) (FCK YER!! The bustard had it coming! lol) SakuaxxNaruto (fucker needs to burn in heel already)

If you are GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile

(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies! ( And Gaara??)

Sasuke just needs to die already!! He can just go burn in hell for all i care and why is he down there?? BECAUSE MY FRIENDS AND I PUSHED HIM DOWN THERE!! MAWAHAHAHAHA!!



A person is able to become truly strong when they wish to protect someone they cherish."- Haku

"Try it trash! I'll return the pain a thousand times over!"- Uzumaki Naruto

"I'm not JUST a pervert...I'm a SUPER-PERVERT!!"- Jiraya

"SHANNARO!"- Haruno Sakura

"DATTEBAYO!" -Uzumaki Naruto

"I won't run away anymore...I won't go back on my word...That is my ninja way!" - Uzumaki Naruto

"Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously." - Hatake Kakashi

"Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life." - Hatake Kakashi

"My first impression of you is that i hate you." - Hatake Kakashi

"All I've been doing is watching you two from behind...Now, get a good look at my back!" - Haruno Sakura

"What I'm saying is, in the end, everyone is alone, right?" - TenTen

"There's no meaning to a flower unless it blooms." - Yamanaka Ino

"WHAT?! Why wasn't he affected by my sexiness?!"- Yamanaka Ino

"Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth."- Uchiha Obito

"Konoha's hidden village secret taijutsu technique sticks fingers in Naruto's butt THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!" -Hatake Kakashi

Did you know...?

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!


Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Here ya go, ladies...the combacks you've always needed

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMPS, GRAMS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: try to help you when you get hurt

BEST FRIENDS: sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

FRIENDS: ask why you’re crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!!


“Your mama is so fat not even Neji can see through her!"

“I saw your mama kickin' a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said she was moving!"

Yo'momma so fat even naruto doesn't believe it!

Yo'momma so fat even the byakugan can't see through her

Yo'momma so ugly she turned Orochimaru gay

Yo'momma so ugly when she walked by Hinata, Hinata yelled out "Dddddaaaaayyyyyuuuuummmm"

Yo'momma so fat she makes Choji look skinny

Yo'momma so ugly she makes the Shukaku look cute

Yo'momma so dumb she makes Naruto look like a genius

Yo'momma so ugly she makes Karin look pretty

Yo'momma so ugly anbu thought she was in the second curse mark and kicked her ass

Yo'momma is so stupid she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates

Yo'momma so old Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot

Yo'momma so ugly she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again

Yo'momma so ugly when she stopped by Kakashi he used his sharingan to see if someone put a genjutsu on him

Yo'momma so ugly she scared the little kids in her village more than Gaara

Yo'momma so ugly she even scared Gaara

Yo'momma so ugly she's the reason why Itachi went blind

Yo'momma so ugly she's the reason why chidori and reasangan was made

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in house wares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream...
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, Pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

Random things

1) Sasuke is an emo.

2) He also has duck-butt hair

3) There is no number 3

4) Hidan uses his scythe as a razor

5) Itachi is WAY cooler than Sasuke

6) Kakashi has a beard!

7) Deidara is the best, un/ yeah!

8)...I am running out of things to write

9) If you are still reading this then you are very weird/ random

10) Read MAH stories!

11) Orochimaru is an anime clone of Michael Jackson!


13)... I can't end here! 13 is an unlucky number... apparently

14) Zetsu has a phobia of fire

15) I burnt him

16) I died because of writing this stuff! X-X

How to do Naruto!

Eat ramen for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

Stick your hand in an electric box and scream chidori as you pass out

Roll your eyes behind your head and scream Byakugan

Dye your head blond, black, or pink and try to run up a tree.

Trade in your hat for a forehead protector

Claim your gonna kill ur best friend 2 get a better Sharingan

Copy everything a person does and claim it’s your bloodline

Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as Anbu

List Anbu as current occupation on a job application

Spout out a random character quote on command

Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way"

When you run, you run with your arms behind you

Try to walk on top of a hot spring

When someone asks you what your dream is, say that it’s to be Hokage

Write your name in blood on a big scroll

Take a leave of absence for 2½ years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter

You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.

You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

You always wear green, skintight clothes.

When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.

You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

000_ --_0000
00000 _ROCK_00000

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Gaara: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Gaara: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Gaara: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Gaara: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Gaara: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Gaara: No
Sakura: Choose--me or ur life
Gaara: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Gaara runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because
you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I
love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything
for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE
my life.
Boy Girl Talk
Sakura: Talk to her!
Gaara: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Sakura: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Gaara: I just want her to know how I feel.
Sakura: Then tell her.
Gaara: She won't like me...
Sakura: How do you know that?
Gaara: I can just tell.
Sakura: Well just tell her.
Gaara: What should I say?
Sakura: Tell her how much you like her!
Gaara: I tell her that daily.
Sakura: What do you mean?
Gaara: I'm always with her. I love her.
Sakura: I know how you feel. I have the same problem, but he'll never like me...
Gaara: Wait. Who do you like?
Sakura: Oh some boy.
Gaara: Oh... she won't like me either
Sakura: She does.
Gaara: How do you know..?
Sakura: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Gaara: You.
Sakura: You're right, I dont like you, I love you
Gaara: I love you too.
Sakura: So are you going to talk to her?
Gaara: I just did.

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█ 10 suicidal
██ 20 cannibal
███ 30 vampire
████ 40 no mercy
█████ 50 no care
██████ 60 immortal
███████ 70 smexy
████████ 80 emo
█████████ 90 gothic
██████████ 100 pure evil
Thats 760 of pure awesomeness

╔╗╔═╦ Paste this in your channel
║╚╣║║ if you like Linkin Park pass it on ppl

.█ 0school lover
. .██ 10joyful
. .███ 20nice
. .█████30stupid
. .██████40happy
. .███████50smart
. .████████60brave
. .█████████70crazy
. .██████████80clutzy
. .███████████90loveable
. .████████████100anime lover:)
. .█████████████110me!

║ (o)║ Music is Life _ If you're a girl and you've ever
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Now these were damn hilarious!

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the

4. Only in people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

i feel sooooooo acomplished with myself im finally able to keep updating a story... :)


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