Salut, mes amies! Comment allez-vous?
Hey, I'm La Saboteuse,which is the feminine version of saboteur...as in, someone who sabotages! Though I mostly sabotage myself. *grimaces*
One of my goals for writing these ridiculous fanfics is to show that, although Edward and Bella have some serious issues, they still have a lot of fun together. Aaaaand I'm a total sucker for romantic fluff.
There are those who are very insistent that they write solely for themselves, and not other people. That seems quite contradictory, because, well, if they are only writing for themselves, why do they post things of FanFiction?
I have no qualms with saying that I write as much for others as I do for my own enjoyment--in fact, some of my better pieces, early on, were created mainly to entertain my best friend, Savina. 'Wake-up Call', for instance, was started because she commanded that I write her a story, as she was bored. I don't really know how it happened, but I was suddenly writing quite furiously and literaly handing her each page as I wrote it. Then, because it takes much less time to read than to write, she kept pressing me to hurry up and write faster! It was crazy fun, and because of things like that, I have discovered the immense satisfaction drawn from trying to make other people happy.
So, right now I'm pursuing some sort of Music degree or Certificate. Or maybe something to do with computers. Or something. As you can see, I'm a bit undecided.
I'm the third of six children, and currently the oldest at home (which feels lame, because it is lame, but hopefully I'll be getting out of the house soon), so if I sounds like a wise older sister...it's because I am one! ;D
Another thing--I do not do 'lemons' for any reason. I think that sex is meant to be private and special. Not something to be made dirty and/or public. So, no lemons, just romantic fluff. Lots and lots of fluff. :)
From The Devil's Dictionary (1881-1906) :
PLEONASM, n. An army of words escorting a corporal of thought.
^I know this is supposed to be a bunny, but to me it looks like a great horned owl.