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All in the Faculty »
Workaholic Alex Rider is given one month's vacation time against his will. Seeing that he doesn't actually have a life outside, well, spying, he's not entirely sure what to do with himself. So he pays Professor Harris a visit as his new, ahem, "assistant teacher". Alex/Tom!Friendship.Alex Rider, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 43, words: 253k+, favs: 587, follows: 683, updated: 1/29/2017 published: 10/22/2012, Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones, Sabina P., Tom H.
25 Mama Jones
Three times Alex Rider landed in Mrs. Jones's office, and one he didn't.Alex Rider, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 5k+, favs: 105, follows: 37, 12/21/2016, Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Mrs. T. Jones
67Cafuné »
Sabina Pleasure the journalist and Alex Rider the overseas banker have been married for five years. Alex/SabinaAlex Rider, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 8k+, favs: 100, follows: 106, updated: 11/2/2016 published: 8/2/2013, Alex R./Cub, Sabina P.
1k+Life's a Beach »
A fully-certified MI6 spy, 17-year-old Alex has a lot of fun to catch up on. As his temporary guardian, Wolf isn't going to make it easy for him. Evidently, neither is Fate. Old enemies rise up from the ashes, Alex and K-unit take turns parenting each other, Wolf struggles with his psychotic ex, and everybody learns something new. T for swearing, themes and violence.Alex Rider, T, English, Humor & Angst, chapters: 39, words: 277k+, favs: 855, follows: 981, updated: 12/17/2015 published: 1/12/2010, Alex R./Cub, Wolf
47 Outsider
Following the events of Scorpia Rising, Alex moves to a new school in a new place and tries to be "normal"... with mixed results. Alex/Sabina (sort of). One-shot. Dark themes. Week 2 winner for 2015 SpyFest!Alex Rider, T, English, Tragedy & Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 101, follows: 32, 6/12/2015
44 Live and Let Live
Grace Dearborn is vying to earn herself a permanent fixture at the prestigious Brookland School - but first, she'll have to get to know the more… colorful students. Enter Alex Rider, school enigma. Oneshot, T for language.Alex Rider, T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 164, follows: 41, 11/27/2012, Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
38 It Goes On
Alex moves in with Wolf. It's a different sort of "family". Oneshot, no pairings.Alex Rider, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 4k+, favs: 183, follows: 51, 3/14/2012, Alex R./Cub, Wolf
46 The Grapevine
Alex's classmates speculate on just where he got all those odd scars from.Alex Rider, T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 193, follows: 40, 6/24/2011, Alex R./Cub
80 Skin Deep
When Wolf takes a walk at three A.M. on a Tuesday night, the last person he expects to stumble upon is Alex - especially when the kid's drunk out of his mind. No pairings.Alex Rider, T, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 5k+, favs: 345, follows: 101, 12/19/2010, Alex R./Cub, Wolf
118 Between a Rock and a Hard Place »
The world's Intelligence agencies have all heard of him – but who is he really? The ambassadors have come to the agreement that Alex Rider will be subjected to an interview in order to get a better grasp on the teenage enigma's motives. Two-shot.Alex Rider, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 9k+, favs: 546, follows: 136, updated: 9/22/2010 published: 5/11/2010, Alex R./Cub