2 A Certain Protocol In which Toki's attempt to make a new friend falls flat, Nathan takes security Very Seriously, and Abigail wouldn't trade these ridiculous men in her life for anything.
Metalocalypse, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, 1/8/2016, Nathan E., Toki W., Abigail R.
The Stuff of Nightmares His own wail of grief wakes him seconds after Toki's pulse flutters and dies beneath his fingertips. They're always a few minutes too late in his dreams, a few drinks, a few joints, a few pointless arguments over the semantics of calling a friend a brother.
Metalocalypse, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, 1/8/2016, Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
1 Little By Little Fifty one-sentence ficlets featuring Skwisgaar and Toki, written for the 1sentence community on LJ, using the Delta theme set.
Metalocalypse, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 6, 10/22/2015, Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
4 Say the Wrong Thing Toki had a long history of embarrassing himself whenever Skwisgaar was uncommonly nice to him, and this, this was downright sweet.
Metalocalypse, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 17, follows: 1, 10/22/2015, Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
Rules are Rules Skwisgaar has no use for cuddling - while he's awake. Toki doesn't appreciate mixed messages.
Metalocalypse, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 3, 10/22/2015, Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
2 A Change For the Better There's been an odd queasiness turning his stomach, on top of all the other queasiness that this week has left him with, every time he's thought about how damn glad Toki had been to see him go.
Metalocalypse, T, English, words: 1k+, favs: 4, 8/28/2015, Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
7 Priorities In which Janeway goes to great lengths for a decent cup of coffee, and Chakotay gets dragged along for the ride. Silly fluff with a side of more silly fluff.
StarTrek: Voyager, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 10, follows: 1, 2/8/2012, K. Janeway, Chakotay
21Banana What? » Following the events of Repression, Janeway comes to a decision: why get angsty when you can get even? Irredeemable silliness.
StarTrek: Voyager, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, favs: 17, follows: 15, updated: 2/8/2012 published: 11/2/2010, K. Janeway, Chakotay
6 Public Displays of Annoyance It isn't that Katara begrudges Zuko and Mai their very active love life. She just wishes they would stop having it in front of her. Katara/Aang, Zuko/Mai, mentions of Sokka/Suki.
Avatar: Last Airbender, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 27, follows: 2, 8/4/2010, Katara
6 Smokin' Hot In which Janeway lays off the coffee, Seven tests a hypothesis, Tom is confused, and Chakotay uses his imagination. Some time during Season 7. Trace amounts of JC, EMH/7, PT, with a smattering of J7 just for silly fun. Total crackfic, no redeeming value.
StarTrek: Voyager, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, 8/3/2010, K. Janeway, Chakotay
7 Applications of the Fine Art of Pantsbending Sokka laments his status as the obligatory Everyman to an unlikely listening ear. Sokka/Mai with repeated references to the infinitely hot Suki/Ty Lee. Horrifically silly crackfic that tampers shamelessly with the fourth wall.
Avatar: Last Airbender, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 14, follows: 3, 9/12/2009, Sokka, Mai
16 Quirks At least no one can accuse them of being boring. Zuko/Mai entry for the 1sentence challenge community on Live Journal.
Avatar: Last Airbender, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 50, follows: 6, 7/24/2009, Zuko, Mai
32 One of Those Days So, a vengeance demon and a wolf-chick walk into a bar... Twilight/Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover. Anya/Leah friendship. Unashamed silliness.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight, T, English, Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 56, follows: 11, 6/8/2009, Anya J., Leah
26Read or Drabble » A collection of ROD drabbles. Various characters and pairings, labeled within the chapter.
Read or Die, K+, English, chapters: 11, words: 3k+, favs: 6, follows: 4, updated: 5/4/2009 published: 5/9/2008
2 The Coward's Way Out It's six o clock on a warm summer evening when Wendy receives the first inkling that her happily-ever-after may not be all it's cracked out to be. Post ROD the TV, vaguely AUish, angst-heavy Drake/Wendy pregnancyfic.
Read or Die, K+, English, Angst, words: 6k+, favs: 1, 12/15/2008
1Silly Games » In which Wendy develops the irresistible urge to see how Mr. Carpenter looks in leather straps. Cutesy bondage fluff.
Read or Die, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 2, updated: 7/31/2008 published: 3/24/2008
7 Gentleman Prefers Blondes In which Mr. Gentleman's maid learns more than she ever wanted to know about her employer's personal life. Total, total crackfic.
Read or Die, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 6, 7/25/2008
10The ROD Playground Chronicles: Boys are Icky A decidedly AU tale in which a group of little girls learn the hard way one of Read or Die's greatest lessons.
Read or Die, K, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 4, follows: 6, 7/18/2008
26Villain Filler: The Musical! » Even villains aren't villains all the time. A collection of silly, sappy, or just plain weird Joker/Wendy related one-shots. Chapter 18: Dear Baby. An expectant mother apologizes profusely to her unborn child.
Read or Die, K+, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 18, words: 16k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, updated: 6/23/2008 published: 6/4/2005
3The City Slicker's Guide to Farm Survival Most men in the grip of a midlife crisis would go out and buy a sports car or something. But lucky her, she married the man who decided to buck the trend, and bring home the deed to a farm. Drake and Wendy Anderson and their adventures in Mineral Town.
Harvest Moon, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 6/17/2008