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The Secret of the Alarm Clock »
Basically parodies of bad fanfiction. Not to be taken seriously. Will have a prologue at some point.
Misc. Tv Shows, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, 7/11
1Secrets, Lies, and Untold Truths (Book One)
Romulus Frederic Lupin, twin brother of Remus John Lupin. The forgotten one. This is his story. Beware of: a cliched premise, overmuch singng, far too much idiocy, and probably boring bits.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 263, favs: 3, follows: 3, 6/29, Remus L., OC, Marauders
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Never Have I Ever
Ron, Hermione, Amy, and Rory were having a good time. Then Harry and Ginny showed up. Then Peeves, and weell... chaos ensued.Doctor Who & Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 795, favs: 3, follows: 2, 6/17, [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.]
1Invictus Year One »
Jonathan Backus, an ordinary poetry-loving werewolf, never expected to have friends. He wasn't that sort of person. Books were his friends. This is the story of how he was proved wrong, got coaxed out of his shell, and survived various attempts on his books' lives.Harry Potter, K+, English, Friendship & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, updated: 6/15 published: 6/6, OC, Frank L., Marauders
On the Hogwarts Express
Rolf Scamander is deserted by his brother in a compartment full of strangers and Ginny.Harry Potter, K, English, Friendship, words: 548, favs: 2, follows: 1, 5/12, Ginny W., Luna L., Colin C., Rolf S.
2Paying the Fiddler »
"They that dance must pay the fiddler". 14th Doctor AU. The Doctor's insane memory-stealing brother turns up and wants revenge on the Doctor for turning him over to the Time Lords. He doesn't get it. What does happen? read to find out.Doctor Who, T, English, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 5/10 published: 12/19/2022, OC, 14th Doctor
2 No Use Denying It
Rolf didn't love Luna. They were friends, that was all. Or could his annoying sort of cousin Anthony Goldstein be right? The story of when Rolf Scamander realized his feeling towards Luna LovegoodHarry Potter, K+, English, Romance, words: 459, favs: 4, follows: 2, 5/8, Luna L., Anthony G., Rolf S.
2The Afterwards of Deaths
Oliver Theseus Scamander was 28 years old and had already seen someone close to him die. Now it had happened again, twice. He wasn't sure if he could live through the rest of this year.Harry Potter, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 374, favs: 2, follows: 2, 4/9, OC, Rolf S., Newt S.
2The Chronicles of Alice Weasley
Alice, the camel. No, Alice Weasley. It would be major spoilers if I told you her house. Go on, please read this.Harry Potter, K+, English, Family & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 3/29
4The Medicine Of Dreams Coming True: Or, Don't Blink »
I hope this isn't a run-of the-mill "OCJDT" story. At least he doesn't fall in love with the Doctor. Rated T because of things. Eventual slight Sherlock, Broadchurch, and FBAWTFT crossovers.Doctor Who, T, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, updated: 3/22 published: 2/20, [OC, Martha J.] 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
2Together Through Eternity
For my favorite characters.Harry Potter, K+, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 265, 2/11, George W., Angelina J., Lee J., Fred W.