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I LOVE THE MOVIE ASTRO BOY AND ASTRO(the half human robot)!!

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X Hi, I'm a total anime crazy fan girl. Just to prove it I am going to list all of the anime and manga I watch/read.

x Naruto

x D. Gray-man

x Bleach

x Death Note

x Fullmetal Alchemist

x D. N. Angel

x Detective Conan/ Case Closed

x Blood +

x Daa Daa Daa

x Black God

x One Peice

x Ouran High School Host Club

x Hikaru No Go

x Haibane Renmei

x Fruit Baskets

x Black Cat

x Y.Y.H.

x Prince of Tennis

x +Anima

x 7th Period is a Secret

x Aishiteruza Baby

x As Death God Dictates

x Beast Master

x Kanpia

x Digiman

x Pokemon

x Full Moon Wo Saqashite

x Wolf's Rain

... well a lot more but I'm getting tired...

X my favorite movies, shows, books, and music are mostly related to an anime or manga...

X my favorite couples are...

x LLight

x SasuNaru

x RoyEd

x NaruHina

x Yullen

x KyoxYuki

x ItaNaru

x ... and a lot more

X Here come sit with me and we can do some Sasuke, emo-bastard, bashing.

x Please R&R

"It's been a good while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it... (grins evilly) Wanna watch?" -Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Who did you call a shorty who's so small that he's barely visible and hard to target?!"
"Who did you say was small like a grain of rice and doesn't show up in your eyes?!"
"Who did you call an ultra hyper midget?!"
"Who did you call a shorty that has to be looked through a magnifying glass to actually be seen?!"
"Who are you calling a tiny bug that escapes the wrath of a shoe because he's so small that he fits in the grooves and can't get squashed?!"
-Edward Elric,
Fullmetal Alchemist

Draco: (to Harry, disguised as Goyle) Why are you wearing glasses?
Harry: (hastily removes glasses) Erm... reading.
Draco: Reading?
Harry: (nods vigorously)
Draco: (gives him a weird look) ... I didn't know you could read.
-Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets movie

"Y'know, I always thought you guys were these amazing Xiao-Lin geniuses, but you guys are just as lame as me! Haha! ... Wait, that didn't come out right." -Jack Spicer, Xiao-Lin Showdown

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1.Naruto

2.Gaara

3.Itachi

4.Shikamaru

5.Kyuubi

6.Sasuke

7.Orochimaru

9.Ino

10.Ten-Ten

11.Iruka

12.Tsunade

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

Sasuke and Iruka?! Um, not that I can think of...no

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Shikamaru is HOT!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

holly crap, Tsunade's like 50, why... and how would she get Sakura pregnant?!

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?

Ino?, yeah, a few

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

GAARA AND SASUKE?! HELL NO!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Ino and Ten-Ten don't even know about Kyuubi... yet

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Orochimaru would first be surprised to see like 50 year old Tsunade having IT with 13/16 (shippuden or not) year old Gaara, then he would kill Tsunade and rape poor Gaara. POOR GAARA-CHAN TT_TT

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Ten-Ten had always wondered what love was like, or who she would end up with, but she never thought she would fall for the missing nin, Itachi Uchiha.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Naruto ans Sakura? Yeah, it is kind of popular

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Tsunade and Orchimaru... A slug and a Snake

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

0_o

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

What?

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Iruka? yeah... Mia and Rin

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Gaara/Shikamaru/Kyuubi? Probably not

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

How the hell am I suppose to know. Just go ask Ten-Ten

16. If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

Sakura kiss

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Naruto/Sasuke/Tsunade... ewww with Tsunade in there... rated M+

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Whoa, never even though of Ten-Ten and Gaara together.

um...

Ten Ten: Are you a parking ticket?

Gaara: What?

Ten Ten :You got fine written all over you.

Gaara: 0x0 meep

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Iruka would say that Sakura calms down the demon side of Gaara

20. How emo is Seven?

Orochimaru's not but sasugay(sasuke) emo-bastard is.

Number your twelve favorite Fullmetal Alchemist characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Edward

2. Roy

3. Izumi

4. Envy

5. Greed

6. Riza

7. Alphonse

8. Wrath

9. Sloth

10. Trisha

11. Van Hohenheim

12. Pankio

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

Riza and Hohenheim?!?! No way.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Envy? Sorta, he's really just a gender confused palm tree.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Pankio gets WRATH pregnant!! eww

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?

Haven't read much about Sloth

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Canon!! Roy and Riza

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Greed and Sloth or Greed and Trisha. Trisha and Sloth are piratically the same person, but Sloth.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Alphonse would die if he say Roy having sex with grandma Pankio

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

They raised Edward and Alphonse separately, but in the afterlife. Love can blossom. Izumi/Trisha

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Edward and Wrath. . . hmmm. . . I could see it

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Grandma's Gone?!?!

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

0_o

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

None of my friends really even like Izumi. . .

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope, they hate him.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Roy/Envy/Greed? Probably not

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Trisha? I don't know. The series doesn't talk about her much.

16. If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

Wrath: Pain by Three Day's Grace

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Edward/Riza/Pankio... ewww Hentai Yuri. Yuri's ok, but Edwards there. He needs to be with Roy. Rated M+

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Trisha and Roy. . .

Trisha: Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Roy: Sorry, I'm dating your son, Edward. Also, aren't you dead?

Trisha: My baby! You pedo-bear

Edward: Mom, why are you beating up my boyfriend?

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Roy's dating Edward, not Wrath. Hohenheim would try to kill Roy for dating Ed.

20. How emo is Seven?

Al usually isn't but he was when he thought Edward had created him and he wasn't real.

DESCRIBE

Your heritage: ...um... American?
The shoes you wore today: brown hiking boots
Your weakness: Addicted to anime and manga... and animal
Your fears: NO. ANIME. ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
One thing you'd like to achieve: To become the best pediatric surgeon ever!

WHAT IS
Your thoughts first waking up: why in the hell am I outside?
The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: ... face
Your best physical feature: er... um... I don't know
Your bedtime: Whenever
Your greatest accomplishment: delivering two kittens
Your most missed memory: Savannah, GA

YOU PREFER
Pepsi or coke: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's.
Single or group dates: Single, more private time.
Adidas or Nike: Nike
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate, a girls best friend... and worst nightmare
Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
Bras or Panties: PERVERT!!

DO YOU
Smoke: NO!! I WILL NOT GET LUNG CANCER!!
Cuss: HELL YEAH!!
Take a shower everyday:usually. I only don't when I am to tired to take one.
Have a crush(es): maybe. . .
Do you think you've been in love: yes
Want to go to college: Yes.
Like high school: It's alright.
Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: hehe. . . no
Believe in yourself: ...sure.
Get motion sickness: when spinning
Think you're attractive: no, just plain
Think you're a health freak: no.
Get along with your parents: NO WAY IN FUCKIN' HELL!!
Like thunderstorms: * nod nod *
Play an instrument: violin

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU
Drank alcohol: No.
Smoke(d): No.
Done a drug: No.
Have Sex: No.
Made Out: No.
Go to the mall: Yep. Barnes and Nobel baby!
Eaten sushi: No, sadly, and I haven't had Miso Ramen in forever!
Been on stage: no
Gone skating: ice skating. Outdoor arena
Made homemade cookies: * sigh * no
Been in love: yes
Dyed your hair: Just the tips, blood red
Stolen anything: ... maybe... * looks both ways *

HAVE YOU EVER
Flown on a plane: Yes, I hate it. * shudder *
Missed school because it was raining: no
Told a guy/girl that you liked them: No.
Cried during a Movie: Yes. My Sister's Keeper TT_TT
Ever thought an animated character was hot: HELL YEAH! ITACHI! NARUTO! SHIKAMARU! * goes through a long list *
Had an imaginary friend: A long long... longtime ago
Been on stage: yeah.
Cut your hair: doesn't everyone?!
Had crush on a teacher: Yes. . . -_-"
Played a game that required removal of clothing: ... I will not say

Been trashed or extremely intoxicated:no
Been caught "doing something": no
Been called a tease: no
Gotten beaten up: no, I beat someone up.
Been in a fight: HELL YEAH, I BROKE MY ARM AND STILL WON!!
Shoplifted: No

THE FUTURE
Age you hope to be married: ... maybe
Numbers and Names of Children: 1.Edward 2. Allen 3. Patric 4. Roy 5. Anthony 6. James 7. Patrisha

Descibe your Dream Wedding: in a snowy field
How do you want to die:in battle with many battle wounds & scars
What do you want to be when you grow up: A Pediatric Surgeon
What country would you most like to visit: Japan.

-O-P-P-O-S-I-T-E- SEX:
IN SOMEONE ELSE
Best eye/hair color: Black
Short or long hair: Midway
Best height: Taller than me
Best weight: skinny, but not a stick
Best first date location: roof
Best first kiss location: roof, sunset

NUMBER OF
Number of girl/boyfriends you've had: 2
Number of kisses you've given: 7
Number of drugs taken illegally: 0
Number of people I could trust with my life: 3: Savannah, Amy, Kevyn
Number of CDs that I own: 3
Number of piercings: 1 in each ear
Number of tattoos: 0, want one of a wolf running on my lower back
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: 7
Number of scars on my body: Lost count
Number of things in my past that I regret: ... 1

FAVORITES
Shampoo: I can never remember the name _
Fav Color: Black and red, like death and blood... sorry evil moment
Day/Night: Midnight
Summer/Winter: winter
Lace or Satin: ... neither
Fave Cartoon Character: Catoon: Danny Fenton/Phantom, Corporal Lance, Rex, Ben Ten(younger version), Kevin Levin(older and younger version)
Fave Food: Miso ramen, pocky, moon pies
Fave Movies: anything anime
Fave sport: TENNIS!!
Fave sports stars: Rafael Nadal

RIGHT NOW

Wearing: clothes and a Hidan necklace
Drinking: nothing
Thinking about: anime, manga, yaoi, ect. it makes my world go round
Listening to: Jillian by Within Temptation

IN THE LAST 24 HRS

Cried: nope
Worn jeans: no
Met someone: Yeah, he was a weirdo
Done laundry: Nope.
Drove a car: as if
Talked on the phone: yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
Yourself: yes
Your friends: Savannah, Amy, Kevyn
Santa Claus: No.
Tooth Fairy: No.
Destiny/Fate: kind of, I BLAME YOU NEJI HYUUGA!!
Angels: yes
Ghosts: yes
UFO's: yes
God: I believe in science... and yes alchemy is a science

FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name: YES!! IT MUST BE KIRA!
Do you like anyone: Yes
Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Rin
Who have you known the longest of your friends??: a TRUE friend... Rin, Amy, Kevyn
Are you close to any family member: NO. N-O.
Who do you hang around the most: Myself
When have you cried the most: when I was born
What's the best feeling in the world: hope
Worst Feeling: helplessness

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)

If you are crazied and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

95 percent of teenagers don't like to read, if you are part of the 5 who does, copy & paste this on your profile. Add your name. Dragons of Egypt. Twila Starla. AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, Twila Starla, AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

5 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile.

If you think that writer's block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Things to do at Wal-Mart:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in house wares... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
(And; last, but not least! )

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

You have to read this! The human race is very stupid if they actually put these things on actual consumer labels...

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

-Abortion-

Month One

Mommy
I am only 4 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, copy and paste this into your profile.

Abortion is murder

Please Read This

I'm the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I'm a lesbian.
I'm the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I'm the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents that buried her daughter long before her time.
I'm the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I'm the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had, I wish they could adopt me.
I'm one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will be able to walk again.
I'm not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I'm the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I'm the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says that I'm a unfit mother because I live with another woman now.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I'm a male.
I'm the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I'm the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I'm the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized that I was transsexual.
I'm the person feeling guilty because I think I can be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with the society hating me.
I'm the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I'm the person who has to hide what this world needs the most, Love.
I'm the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you also think that homophobia is wrong then Please Re-Post this on your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquito giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

--[YOU]--
1] What is your real first name? Kira
2] What is your nickname? Wolfie
3] What is your gender? Female
4] How old are you? 15

--[FAVORITES]--
5] Who's your fav FMA chara? Edward
6] Fav FMA song? Fourth opening theme
7] Fav OP? fourth one!
8] Fav ED? First one
9] Fav Elric Brother? Ed, don't really like Al but he needs to be there
10] Fav deadly sin? Envy!!! The gender confused palm tree!!
11] Fav chimera? Nina TT_TT
12] Fav episode? All!!
13] Fav scene? When Izumi screames she's a house wife!! ^_^
14] Fav place? Central and Resimbol(sp?)
15] Fav game? FMA: Blue Bird's Illusion
16] Fav military staff? Roy and Hughes

17] Fav male chara? Ed

18] Fav female chara? Izumi and Den. . . Whinry's dog

--[EITHER/OR'S]--
19] Who's cooler? Ed or Roy? ED!!
20] Who's cooler? Ed or Al? Ed
21] Which is cuter? Neko or Hayate? Hayate
22] Who's stronger? Armstrong or Izumi's husband? Izumi's husband is cooler but Armstrong is stronger. Heck it's in his name!!
23] Who's more brutal? Winry or Izumi? Izumi, hands down!
24] Who's the deadliest homunculus? Envy the phyco palm tree
25] Which is better? Automail or alchemy? Alchemy AND Automail
26] Who's smarter? Ed or Roy? Edward, he saw the truth!
27] Who's cuter? Ed or Roy? Ed-chan
28] Which is more painful? Losing your arm or leg? both!!
29] What's better? Metal or fire? I'd say metal because I love Ed, but I'm a Pyrokinetic. . .
30] What's better? Steak or potatoes? What does this have to do with fma?
31] Who's cooler?Riza or Whinry? Riza, Hate Winry.
32] Who would win? Riza or Izumi? Izumi.
33] Who would get married? Roy and Ed
34] Who would say "poop?" Hughes
35] Who would say "buttmonkeys?" Pankio
36] Who wouldn't say "howdy do"? err...
--[ED AND AL'S ROOM]--
37] First floor or second floor? second
38] One or two beds? Two, not and Elricest person! More RoyEd
39] What kind of wallpaper? No wall paper, black and red paint
40] The floor? Chestnut Hardwood
41] Shelves? Books, duh
42] What's inside their closet? Clothes and alchemy notes. . . and the occasional kitten!! =3
43] Is their room clean? Nope. Books and notes comepletely cover floor
44] 1900ish or let's make it modern? modern like, no techno crap
45] Depending on your answer above, what supplies do they have? Books, note, alchemic elements

46] Any pets? Well, if Ed allowed one, a kitten!
47] Home alone, party, parents, etc? since there mother is pile of blood and guts and there dad is not there, I say home alone, but maybe Roy will come over to see Ed. . .
48] What type of bedsheets do they have? Black and red Silk

--[WISHES]--
49] Why is he/she/it your fav chara? Ed, because he is smart, cool, and is so sensitive. . . plus the perfect uke
50] Do you wish you were like him/her/it? Hell yeah, automail+alchemy+military+me=a hell a lot of trouble!
51] Do you wish you were with him/her/it? No, Roy would do that
52] Do you wish him/her/it is real? What do you mean, he is real!!!
53] Do you wish FMA would never end? Never
54] Do you wish the FMA movie was on right now? Sure. . .
55] Do you wish you had automail? Hell yeah!! I have no right arm anyways. . .
56] Do you wish you were a big suit of armor? No.
57] Do you wish you were in the military? YES! State Alchemist baby!! or the Marines
58] Do you wish that alchemy really worked? I've studied real alchemy and I can make it work! Here I come FMA world!!
59] Do you wish for an endless amount of FMA stuff in your room? I already do!!!

--[YOU IN THE FMA WORLD]--
60] What would be your name? Kira Kitai
61] Your rank? State Alchemist
62] Are you an alchemist? Yes: The Claw Alchemist (c)
63] What type of alchemy do you use? Deconstructing and reconstructing (Ed's kind of alchemy)
64] Who are you friends with? Roy and Ed and the others
65] Who are your foes? Fuhrer, Scar, The 7 Deadly Sins, my inner demon!!!!! Haha!
66] What is your purpose in the FMA world? To help Ed and stop those crazy stupid people who are killing the world with Alchemy!!!
67] Are you strong, smart, fast, etc? Fast, strong, smart and couragous
68] Do the Elric Bros cross paths with you?I travel with them!!
69] Do they join you? I join them. . . so same thing. . .
70] Does Roy happen to bump heads with you? Sure
71] Does Roy flirt with you? No, I leave that to Ed
72] Anyone else you run into? Scar, homunculi, the general bad guy.
73] Does anyone ever save you or are you too tough to be saved? I don’t need saving!
74] Did you almost get killed by anyone? By my human transmutation and Scar
75] What areas/towns have you visited? Everywhere
76] Are you a lazy or outgoing person? Outgoing, cept when it come to paperwork
77] If you're an alchemist, do you desire the Philosopher's Stone? Yes, need to help Edward!!
78] Do you have any automail? Yeh. Right arm and left Leg
79] Any friends with you? No, just my cats!
80] Whatever your purpose is, do you succeed? Yes, to help Edward and his travels
81] Did you ever kill anyone during a fight? I kill Whinry plus lots of bad guys!!
82] If you saw a poor lil' neko/dog, what would you do? Help them then find a good home for it!
83] If you're an alchemist, who would you ask for advice on anything about alchemy? Ed and maybe Roy. Izumi too

--[FANDOM]--
84] Would you call Ed short if you really met him? No, actually he's not that short for his age. . . he's taller then me. . .
85] Do you have a crush on any of the FMA charas? Ed but he's with Roy
86] Would you want to marry him/her? Just said, he's with Roy
87] Would you ask Al if you could hide inside his armor? sorry, closterphobic

.88] Are you an obsessed FMA fan? YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
90] Own an FMA website? Hehe, maybe
91] Do you draw lots of FMA fanart? Yep
92] Lots of FMA fanfics? http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4925910/1/I_Swear

93] What would be your reaction when you see Roy? Ask if you can watch him and Ed have awesome butt sex!!

94] take pictures of him and sell them on ebay? $$
95] What would be your reaction when you see Armstrong randomly in a gym or someplace? Talk to him. advice on alchemy!
96] Have you seen the whole series? Of what's out, yes
97] Are you obsessed with a certain chara? Edward!!
98] Have you ever dreamed or thought about FMA during school, in a car, in bed, etc? all the time.
99] Between a scale 1-10, how big a fan are you?

... ...100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,...

100] Do you wonder why you took this FMA survey? I love fma. End of story.
NOW GO AND TAKE IT YOURSELF!

"Me I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." -Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry.
A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number.
A best friend has you on speed dial.

Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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