My Stories 10
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Rupert, the Not-A-War Hog
Frodo wants a pet animal. Bilbo mentions it in a letter to the Company. They send him one of Dain's war piglets.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 25, follows: 4, 7/27/2015, Frodo B., Bilbo B.
123A Peek at the Cooking Pot »
The normal, the mundane, the supernatural and the plain weird, it all makes xxxholic what it is. These drabbles try to reflect that but will be as diverse as xxxholic itself can be. Fourteen: Watanuki fumes. And rants. Possibly while cooking.
xxxHOLiC, T, English, Supernatural & Humor, chapters: 14, words: 5k+, favs: 49, follows: 34, updated: 7/27/2015 published: 6/14/2009, K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
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Let's Get Pissy, Shall We?
The Avengers get on a literal pissing contest with each other. Natasha wins.
Avengers, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 627, favs: 1, 5/20/2014, Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor
28Insanity as a Selling Point
Meet Whatanookie. No, he is not a noodle with glasses; that's just the way he's drawn. Meet Duhmeki. When they were handing out personalities, he was busy raiding the kitchen. PARODY! Because sometimes, we need to laugh at what we love.
xxxHOLiC, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 49, follows: 4, 3/29/2010, K. Watanuki
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A Taste of Normality
For some people, "normality" is something that is ever-present and meant to be avoided at all costs. For Doumeki and Watanuki, it's a rare treat to be enjoyed whenever it comes by. WataDou
xxxHOLiC, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 62, follows: 6, 5/23/2009, K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
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Dreams and Realities »
Watanuki was used to dreaming about strange things. He was even used to dreaming about strange people. What he was not used to, was dreaming about *him* in *that* way... and pulling that dream into reality. Last chapter up! WataDou
xxxHOLiC, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 21k+, favs: 198, follows: 64, updated: 1/24/2009 published: 5/23/2008, K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
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The Words that Matter
Tonight, you aren't listening to the words that escape his lips, which have so often infuriated you in the past. Tonight, the only words you can listen to are the ones spoken by your bodies entwined and by his heart beating alongside yours. WataDou
xxxHOLiC, M, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 82, follows: 5, 1/24/2009, K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
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Her Love and Her Beloved
Doumeki Haruka finds an abandoned kitten and gives it to his bedridden grandson to keep him company through his illness. This is her story.
xxxHOLiC, K, English, Family, words: 940, favs: 19, follows: 1, 9/15/2008, Haruka D., S. Doumeki
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An Octopus shaped Revenge
Watanuki, just like many before him, had his ways of exacting revenge upon his enemies for their insolence. Unfortunately, they didn't always have the effect he was aiming for.
xxxHOLiC, K, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 120, follows: 14, 8/20/2008, S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki
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The Woollen Monstrosity
It was ugly. It was itchy. It was deformed. It clashed horribly with the rest of his clothes. But for some unfathomable reason Watanuki couldn't begin to guess at, Doumeki loved that sweater.
xxxHOLiC, K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 271, follows: 15, 7/25/2008, K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki