DARKNESS NOT MY SIN
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off.
If you have ever wanted to actually, literally, bite a prep (and make them bleed their oh-so-glittery blood), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are insane and love it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you always end up reading fanfiction when online, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever willingly stayed up all night watching a marathon of your latest anime craze, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you procrastinate just to read or write fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fantasized about being in an anime, put this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. My own stupidity and fish memory amuses me.
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If everyone you know appears saner than you, copy this into your profile.
If you feel that all good men in the world are taken, gay or fictional characters, paste this into your profile. Crazy muttering ensues... -Damn bitch...stole him...die prep die! ...Dammit why? Maybe if I had surgery to remove the uneeded girl figure...- And then shouting. -GAARA!! COME INTO EXISTENCE ALREADY!! HITSUGAYA...DAMMIT BREATHE!!-
If you have ever daydreamed and walked into a person, a wall, a lamppost, or all three, copy and paste this into your profile. Oh God, the shame... Never again shall I think about Hitsugaya or Gaara and window shop from the other side of the road.
If you know someone that should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you think some people should just shut up already, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever tried to classify you and failed, copy this into your profile. Keep trying, one day you'll find a word. (Crazy does not count!)
If you think stereotypes are for ignorant, narrow-minded people, copy this into your profile. Well, better to be 'If you think exercising stereotypes(...)', because, to quote Carlos Mencia, we all have them, but we shouldn't act upon them.
If you have ever found a saying that described exactly what you were feeling or thinking, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like to bite people,copy this onto your profile.
If you like vampires,copy this onto your profile.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"
If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlit night,copy this onto your profile.
If you have canines or fangs,put this on your profile.
If you've ever slapped and/or bangged your head against a table for no reason,copy this to your profile.
If you have ever laughed madly for no apparent reason,add this to your bio.
If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile
If you are a pscyopath,freak,goth,punk,head banger,gang banger,skater and/or emo copy this to your profile.
If you hang out with emos,punks,head bangers,gang bangers,skaters,tweakers,rockers and sometimes populars that are your friends but never hang out with jocks,preps,or bimbos,copy this to your profile.
If you hear voices in your head,copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation,copy this to your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname,title ot anything else for eachother,copy this to your profile.
If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy thiis to your profile.
If you dont care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and dd your name: Gaara's weakness,Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl,
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession,place this on your profile.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.
You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM
Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain.
Stupid Racist People...
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:
You know you've been on the computer to long when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me' from 'Barney'
I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
With a 'death bomb'
KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!!
If you hate Karin, copy and post this on your profile. You know you hate her...
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny))
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I am not authorised to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldermort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."
25) I am Not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."
29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce”
30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?”
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."
37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me.
38) I will Not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting
39) I will not tell Severus Snape he takes himself to seriously. Same applied for Minerva McGonagall.
40) Ravenclaw’s do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger.
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
43) I will not lick Trevor.
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
46) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane
47) I am no longer allowed to use the words ‘pimp cane’ in front of Draco Malfoy
48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.