I am a Barbarian Hero who likes to adventure when I'm not being a shop titan. My cousin Hagrid told me about fanfiction. If you are a bespeckled anthro-archeologist, I like your work. If you're a hobbit, I promise I have better manners than some dwarves do. Remember, Asgard is not as much a place as it is a people, and . I am definitely not a billionaire playboy philanthropist, but I do give good reviews.

"“Now is the dramatic moment of fate, Watson, when you hear a step upon the stair which is walking into your life, and you know not whether for good or ill.” - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.