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Hiya to anyone who for some strange reason decided to check this out, seeing as I have not written any stories. Anyhow thank you for coming and please take a look at my favorites list. I feel it is my duty as a fan of certain authors to recommend other people read those stories. You have noooo idea how much it ticks me off when an author tries their hardest and asks for a little reassurance that someone is reading, only to get very few reviews. BTW hits do not mean that you actually read the story, just that you clicked on it (you could have x-ed out just after and no one would know any different).

To anyone that wants to know I am 29 years old, female, have a mild obsession with origami, and find it hard to believe that anyone (other than my family and friends cuz they're cool like that) would ever find me anything other than annoying, which is my fault since it's so dang fun to be. My favorite anime/manga are Bleach, Blood Plus, Chibi Vampire, Code Geass, Death Note, Demon Diary, Gundam Seed, Gundam Wing, Junjou Romantica, Naruto, One Piece, Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X, Trigun, Trinity Blood, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Vampire Game. However, this does not mean that all of my favorited stories will be from these or that you will be guaranteed to find faves from all of these, I look more for writing style than fandom, tbh.

Likes: Anime/Manga, historical romance novels where the Knight in tarnished armor gets slapped for stealing a kiss from the damsel in distress before he gets her out of said distress (it's a guilty pleasure), people who can laugh at themselves but still manage to keep from laughing at others, and when someone can acknowledge that even if they don't agree the other side has a point.

Dislikes: People who think it is wrong to like a certain kind of book or story (can't help it, sorry), that couple second space of time when you realize that someone who you thought was a friend isn't, when authors that asked for reviews get them and don't update, and homophobes who say it's wrong to like watching/reading about two people of the same gender make out or more. I totally get not liking to read slash, but actively putting down those who do is rude.

Fave animal(s): Large felines and wolves.

Fave color: Changes occasionally, currently teal.

Fave time of the year: Spring, on the nights when you can comfortably sit outside and listen to the crickets and watch the moon slowly move across the sky.

Fave non-manga series: Harry potter by J. K. Rowling, the Dark-Hunter series by Sherrilyn Kenyon, followed closely by the Carpathian and Ghost Walker series' both of which are written by Christine Feehan.

Things I hate (this is different from dislike) & why: Zealots who don't even realize that they're zealots & people who judge others for their beliefs especially judgmental Christians. One of my closest friends went to church one day because she wanted to know what it was like and they asked her to leave and never come back because she had forgotten to take off her pentagram. This pissed me off, it was like they were saying she wasn't worthy to be in their presence because she followed a belief system that felt right to her. Believing does not give you the right to look down on those that don't, or that walk a different path in their belief. Grrrrr

...That's about it, so for those of you who have gotten thus far I wish you good luck in finding those few fanfics that click with you.

knightessjg

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

My name is sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight, I just heard a car
My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse my name he calls
I press myself Against the wall.

Don't make a sound!

I try and hide From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,
I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late
His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

01.) Harry Potter

02.) Neville Longbottom

03.) Luna Lovegood

04.) Severus Snape

05.) Voldemort

06.) Sirius Black

07.) Remus Lupin

08.) Lily Potter nee Evans

09.) Fred & George Weasley (I kinda consider them as one person)

10.) Draco Malfoy

11.) Cedric Diggory

12.) Hermione Granger

01.) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before

Sirius/Cedric, no I have not but that would be…odd, but sorta hot too

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Severus Snape? Shells yeah and very

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Hermione got Lily pregnant…huh, well Harry would probably be in a state of shock

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Fred & George, yes. One of them together with Harry is Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Neville and Sirius? I think so, Siri would help to pull Nev out of his bashful shell

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Voldemort/Fred & George or Voldemort/Draco. Voldie/Draco by a slim margin

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Remus walks in on Neville and Hermione. Slowly back out of the room stammering like Quirrel and closing the door

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Luna/Draco… She had seen them in a dream. Her two beautiful little children with their fathers hair and her eyes. All that was left was to seduce the father. Look out Draco Malfoy, the Lovegood heiress is on the warpath…and she wants babies.

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Harry and Lily? Probably not with them as the main pairing, but otherwise yes

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Remus and Hermione hurt/comfort? Of a lost wolf and torn books

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Snape deflowers Harry. Harry is captured by the Death eaters and Voldemort wants him broken in front of all of his followers. Snape, knowing just how sick most of them are, and lusting after Harry as well, volunteers.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Remus Lupin slash. Not sure but I know I do

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Luna het? Probably

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Cedric…that would be yummy but I’m not positive

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Neville, Snape, and Voldemort? Yes. Poor Nev though

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Draco? “Don’t pull the hair!” c:

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Lily potter? Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Harry/Sirius/Hermione? Minor angst, Dumbledore bashing, threesome, Padfoot.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Draco to use on Neville? You’re mine now Longbottom, I suggest you get used to it.

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Voldemort? A few days ago

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Sirius? Bestiality with him as the "beast"

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Cedric shag Fred & George? Mildly drunk, depending on how much alcohol they had to give him in order to get what they want. F & G are tricksy like that.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Luna and Remus? Remus

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Harry and Fred & George are in a happy relationship until Fred & George suddenly run off with Snape. Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Cedric Diggory and a brief unhappy affair with Hermione, then follows the wise advice of Voldemort and finds true love with Luna Lovegood. The name: 'Off with their heads! No the little heads you idiot!' I can’t think of anyone that would be willing to read/write this, not even me

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

If Remus/Lily was canon? Somewhat relieved that she didn’t settle for James-the-jerk no matter how much he shapes up later, though I still want Harry to be born.


Randomly list twelve of your favorite Naruto characters:

01.) Obito Uchiha

02.) Kakashi Hatake

03.) Rin Nohara

04.) Naruto Uzumaki(-Namikaze)

05.) Minato Namikaze

06.) Kushina Uzumaki

07.) Madara Uchiha

08.) Hashirama Senju

09.) Tobirama Senju

10.) Jiraiya

11.) Hiruzen Sarutobi

12.) Danzo Shimura

01.) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before

Kushina/Sarutobi No.

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Naruto is more adorable than hot...normally. When he has on his serious face though, very

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Danzo...got Hashirama...pregnant? That's, I don't, brkajsdhgh...I can never unimagine that now. Madara would laugh at Hashi, then kill Danzo behind his back, if Tobirama didn't get there first

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Tobirama? Dive For Dreams by black.k.kat The Rikudo Sennin sends him back to his younger body to Do It Again But Better

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Kakashi and Kushina? Haha, no

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Minato/Tobirama or Minato/Jiraiya, huh. MinaTobi is more likely to start as an academic debate, while MinaJira is more likely to be a drunken experiment by Jiraiya to see what all the fuss about yaoi is for

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Madara walks in on Kakashi and Danzo...? dlskajfgh hahahaha, it depends on if Mada has his sharingan on or not *grin*

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Rin/Jiraiya, hm. Kakashi manages to convince her that suicide isn't needed if she just stays away from Konoha until the seal is fixed, but fixing the seal the Kiri-nin chose requires a particular and simultaneous chakra fluctuation from both the sealer and sealee...that only occurs during sex. It would be a short story because one-time to live is fine but they really are just comrades.

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Obito/Hashirama, I have never found one but...cheerful compassionate optimist meets broken formerly cheerful compassionate optimist, so I can kinda see platonic therapy-type stuff happening

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Madara/Danzo...hoo boy...um, Fanning the Will of Fire

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Naruto deflowers Obito, time travel: Naruto goes into the past in a child body and decides to give Obito a support system, but since Obito's crush on Rin was built off of her awesome friend skills, of which Naruto has even more, it is any surprise that The Crush is focused on him instead?

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Madara slash, Yes

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Rin het? No, everyone either kills her off or brushes her off to the side *pout*

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Hiruzen, no, sadly

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Kakashi/Naruto/Minato NO

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Jiraiya? "Tsunade!" *smirk*

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hashirama - The Show by Lenka

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Obito/Kushina/Danzo Iwa attacks with Sex Pollen, crackish, Kushina-and-Danzo-Teamup-of-Vengeance, Obito-is-no-Slouch-at-Vengeance-Either, humorous gore, what-happens-on-the-Nidaime-head-carving-stays-on-the-Nidaime-head-carving

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Jiraiya to Kakashi? "Iwa's sex-dust-s#!t got me too, and if I don't take care of it Right Now it'll send me on a rampage...sorry kid, it's up to you"

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About Minato instead of as a side character? It's been a while.

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Kushina? Using thinner chakra chains to tie Minato up shibari style

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Hiruzen and Tobirama? Ninja live hard lives and sometimes finding comfort with someone you trust is all that lets you get through the latest crisis, so drunk-on-unhappy-memories...kinda

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Rin and Madara? Hm, my first instinct is Madara but, thinking about it Rin is the more emotionally stable of the two so physically?-Madara, who would hold the realtionship together in a vaguely healthy manner?-Rin

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Obito and Tobirama are in a happy relationship until Tobirama suddenly runs off with Naruto. Obito, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Hiruzen and a brief unhappy affair with Danzo, then follows the wise advice of Minato and finds true love with Rin. Fever Dream: the Mind of an Uchiha, no one should ever write or read it

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Madara/Hashirama? Happy and bored, happy because yay, they made up! but bored because less conflict to be overcome (unless it happened at the end i.e. transmigration!Sasuke and Naruto get together for the epilogue instead of with Sakura and Hinata respectively)

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This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today If you feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us, If you believe in the one true God: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit then copy and paste this in your profile.


"And as your probably-friend, when we get back to New York, I'm going to put my foot down in a very stompy manner about you seeing a professional. Okay?”

He grimaced. “Darcy - ”

Her voice cut across his, and there was a thread of steel beneath it that he'd never heard from her before. “That wasn't really 'okay' as in 'is this acceptable?' It was more a question of making sure you clearly understood the words I said in the order that I said them.”

Steve Rogers & Darcy Lewis in chapter 4 of A Death in the Family by Rainne on check her out, she's awesome.


"Anger problem, love?" he asked mildly, green eyes twinkling with mirth.

Danzo snorted.

"I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem"

Chapter 8 of Kobayashi Maru by Eirenei, Harry Potter/Naruto crossover (many small drabbles)


'Sensei, you're not going to die on the battlefield. You're going to die because you do something stupid, and your wife finally kills you,' Kakashi thought.

Chapter 3 of Do Over by Kyogre Naruto Peggy-sue


'You make it sound like you actually think out plans beyond just attack relentlessly until it's dead. Or, barring that, talk until it regrets its whole life and repents.'

Chapter 14 of Stormborn by black.k.kat Kyuubi talking to Naruto


'Don't you dare ignore me. Hate me, resent me, fear me; but don't EVER fucking ignore me.'

Chapter 15 of False Memories by Relden Calder in reference to Naruto's orange habit and Anko's...fishnet habit


Neji groaned. "Naruto, you are a good friend, kindred spirit and a strong ninja. Unfortunately, you have the attention span of a ferret."

Chapter 10 of The Hyuga's Hound by Solvdrage Neji trying to give Naruto advice for his date with Hinata


"Hey squirt, how you doing?" Asuma said as he alerted Naruto that he was up and about, "You feel dead on your feet yet? Want to crash out in your own bed once we get home yet?" Naruto shook his head, "Damn. You fucking ball of energy."

"Energy and win." Naruto corrected, "The win's the most important part. I'd hate to be a ball of energy and fail."

Chapter 6 of Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 Naruto (on team 10) talking to Asuma after a long boring scroll-delivery C-rank


Many students might have overlooked the Second Hokage for not being as monstrously powerful and charismatic as the First, or as subtly skillful and diplomatic as the Third, but Tobirama did more to shape the infrastructure and laws of the hidden villages than any other kage. Period. Hashirama and Madara were the ones who got the bright idea to found a village, but Tobirama was the one who figured out how to keep that village running

Chapter 8 of I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 Hiruzen reminiscing


"You see that passion, that dedication he has?" she asked rhetorically, looking over at her lover, who was gesticulating wildly as he told Lee off for pulling out a flower instead of a weed.

Hikari caught Gai's eye, and smiled.

He beamed, and gave her a thumbs up.

Hikari turned back to TenTen, and knew her tone was smug.

"Now imagine that that's all for you."

Chapter 14 of Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae civilian OC explaining her relationship with Gai to Tenten


For all his morals, for all his principles, Sarutobi Hiruzen is a shinobi, and beyond that, he was a student of the Nidaime, who was one of the most ruthlessly practical, cautious men in existence. Such things, when learned as a child, are not so easily forgotten.

The sweetest of words by black.k.kat Orochimaru contemplating the Sandaime


Naruto's eraser in the door trick that always failed to get any of the teachers after the first one when they were about six was like a basic Academy assignment. Painting the Hokage Monument like he had shortly before their graduation was pretty much on par with an A or S rank mission, especially considering the fact that Naruto had successfully managed to bypass every last evening and night patrol, haul the paint up the side of a mountain and deface the monument without anyone noticing until the sun rose the next morning.

How the hell could he ever have thought that Naruto was Dead Last even when he was his own age?

Chapter 19 of Time Mixup by Lucillia Sasuke's thinking about Naruto while undergoing his own 'evade angry ninja whilst wearing bright colors' training


"Yes, the Sandaime is a very peaceful shinobi," Neji agreed, wincing at Naruto's disrespectful name for the leader of their village, "Some of the councillors think that makes him a bad shinobi because they want to win disputes by force. They think that the only way to win is to kill people and have victory in battle."

"That's so stupid," Naruto disagreed vehemently, "If everyone died trying to win, then who would be left to be the winner?"

Chapter 7 of Forming Friendships by Madrigal-in-training Neji mentoring Naruto


"It's not a parasite, Madara-sama. It's a baby."

"Does it need me to survive?"

"Yes."

"Does it suck out nutrients from my body and provide nothing in return?"

"Yes?"

"Then, by definition, it's a parasite"

Chapter 2 of Three Words by Heart of PureSilver mpreg Madara's opinion of the unexpected pregnancy


"Mikaela how in Primus name did you do that!?" Ratchet demanded.

"You know how there's a basecode in every species for when you come across something new or dangerous that tells you to avoid it or proceed with caution?" I asked with a grim smirk.

"Yeah," Lennox called out.

"Advancements in technology occur when you tell that base-code to fuck off,"

Chapter 43 of A Single Change by Kae88 Mikaela Banes being badass...again


He should have known immediately. It was a feeling so unlike anything else now that he was aware of it. Like... coming home. As if his whole world was suddenly grounded and opened, almost as if there was suddenly a centre to his universe and everything that he was, could be, had been, was being welcomed by it, embraced and pulled close without judgement or fear or expectation.

This was Harmony.

This was what a Sky was.

And he had finally found one powerful enough to draw him in. One who didn't care about his title as the Greatest Hitman, didn't care about the lives he had stolen, or the power he had hidden away, or the prestige that his presence would bring. One who didn't even know about Flames, or care.

Chapter 1 of Brightly Burning by Araceil Harry Potter/Katekyo Hitman Reborn xover Reborn harmonizing with (near-dead) Harry


“Don’t you think,” she says, reaching up to hold her pink hair out of her eyes as the wind gusts past them, “that that makes it all worthwhile? Maybe no matter how it ends, or even how it starts, the real point to falling in love is being in love. It’s…it’s not a path to somewhere else. It’s the destination. It’s the point. Whatever happens afterwards, you still felt love, and were loved, and that’s—isn't that enough?”

Chapter 13 of Backslide by blackkat Sakura talking to travelled-back-in-time-to-save-the-world Naruto (who's going by Kurama now for reasons)

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