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225Falling for You »
All Human, AU. Bella and Edward are best friends, and have grown up together with the others. In eighth grade, Edward promises himself one thing. He won't fall for Bella. It's much easier spoken than done. Won't be cliched, I promise.Twilight, T, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 9, words: 17k+, favs: 139, follows: 186, updated: 1/30/2009 published: 10/25/2008, Edward, Bella
4222 Ways To Know If You Are Obsessed With Twilight
Are you obsessed? Maybe a little TOO obsessed? I know I am. Title says it all. This list is much more creative than many of the other ones out there, i promise.Twilight, T, English, Humor, words: 509, favs: 15, follows: 4, 12/14/2008
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Bella's Secret
Bella has been in her room for days, and Edward is determined to find out why. A humor fic. Oneshot. Parody of the quote "The Forbidden Fruit tastes the sweetest". Much funnier than it sounds, I promise. Definitely not what you think it is, if you guess.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 894, favs: 53, follows: 14, 10/23/2008
43Ways to Annoy the Twilight Characters »
Ways to annoy and piss off the Twilight Characters. I know that everyone does these, but I like them so I decided to make it. This one is much more original than the other stories like this out there!Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 8, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 18, updated: 10/13/2008 published: 8/5/2008
237 Ten Reasons Why I Hate Jacob Black
These are 10 reasons why I hate Jacob. Probably not for Jacob lovers, unless you want your flames to be used to help burn Jacob in hell. Definitely for Edward lovers, though. Funny and creative, I hope. Die Jacob, die!Twilight, T, English, Humor, words: 310, favs: 88, follows: 10, 10/12/2008
21 Emmett's what?
Funny Oneshot. Emmett shows Edward and Jasper something big he's got. They are amazed. Better and funnier than it sounds.Twilight, T, English, Humor, words: 426, favs: 35, follows: 4, 9/29/2008, Emmett
42 New Moon the Parody »
Sequel to Twilight the Parody. Read that one first before this! This gets funnier near the middle and end, so give it a chance please. Eclipse parody is now up!Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 23, follows: 8, updated: 9/10/2008 published: 7/31/2008
24Eclipse the Parody
Sequel to "New Moon the Parody", 3rd part to "Twilight the Parody". Make sure that you read these two first before this one, or else you will be missing out on a lot. Very funny, check it out!Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 17, follows: 6, 9/10/2008
135 Valentine's Day »
Takes place after the incident with Tyler's van. It's the week of Valentine's Day. What happens when Bella recieves 10 gifts with hints to who her "admirer" is thoughout the week? Edward's POV of this story coming soon!Twilight, T, English, Suspense & Romance, chapters: 7, words: 7k+, favs: 95, follows: 40, updated: 8/26/2008 published: 8/12/2008
109Note Passing: The sequel! »
The sequel to Note Passing. Will Tyler "come out of the closet?" What's Bella's epiphany about Mike? Is Emmett bipolar? Why hasn't Mr. Banner made his move on Bella yet? Funnier than the 1st one. Flames used to burn jacob in hell... you know the rest.Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 49, follows: 57, updated: 8/14/2008 published: 7/13/2008
49 Twilight the Parody »
Here is a parody of Twilight. I think it's pretty funny, but thats just my opinion... By the way, I LOVE twilight, so this wasn't meant to offend anyone. Both sequels now up!Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 37, follows: 9, updated: 7/31/2008 published: 7/20/2008
29AIM with the Cullens
What happens when the Cullens and other members of Forks try out IMing? Very OOC, but hopefully funny. Whats Edwards secret? Who does Jessica look like? And who the hell is "anybody"? Might add more some day, but for now, it's on hold.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 604, favs: 19, follows: 7, 7/21/2008
18 The Twilight alphabet
I was really bored when writing this, so here is the twilight alphabet... Kinda stupid, but I was just in the mood. Rated T because other ratings are gay.Twilight, T, English, words: 85, favs: 11, follows: 2, 7/20/2008
33 Note Passing »
What happens when people pass notes and get caught? Sort of funny I think, if you have my sense of humor. Mike, Mrs. Goff, Mr. Banner's fan club, it's all there. Flames will be used to help me burn jacob in hell. Sequel is much better, so read it!Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 43, follows: 17, updated: 7/13/2008 published: 7/12/2008