Hiya. I'm Scandalacious Intentions or Candy for short. I'm quite a friendly and good-natured creature, though I tend to think I'm funnier than I am, but you can easily beat that out of me. I have big blonde hair which is always frizzy as I live in rainy Wales. My life is full of a very tall, dark and handsome man and a tall, dark and lethal cat named Jet. I also happen to own the naughtiest Jack Russell on this green earth.

I'll watch anything with Nathan Lane in it, eat anything with peanut butter in it, and wear anything with the colour yellow in it. I have a deep love of Disney's "Sleeping Beauty". I wouldn't go so far as to describe it as my favourite film, but it's up there. I wear very red lipstick, Edna Krabappel is my queen, and if I was a dinosaur I'd be a triceratops. My favourite writer is Bill Bryson, but I obviously have a love for Harry Potter, specifically a certain Defence teacher. (Literally attended my own teaching interview and named him as my classroom inspiration - ended up being more "Ned Schneebly", but that's by the by.)

On the subject of Remus Lupin, I do refer to him by his surname, even in stories set prior to his appointment as a professor, purely because that's what Rowling does.

If you want my tumblr, you can find it here.