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Joined Jun '08

hey! i love twilight (in case you couldn't tell), and reading is one of my favorite things to do. I love to write, but I don't know if my work is any good, so if you ever review it, be brutal! I don't mind constructive criticism, as long as its CONSTRUCTIVE. look out for my stories, I hope you'll like them!

Yes, I have a name. am I telling you? NO! please, I may have my moments, but I'm not that stupid! But for those of you who are weird like that, just call me ~OME~ but most of the time, I sign my reviews and chapters with ~M~ and again, NO! I'm not telling you what it means!

Yeah,I live in the U.S. What state? That's for me to know, and for you to not know!

How old am I? you ask. Why do you care? I ask. Nope, not telling you that either.

Oh, and my picture is one i took at nina's house. that was fun...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Random things about me you should know!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~I am a Spunk Ransom/Robert Pattinson fan. I think he is gorgeous, and if you don't then don't tell me. It'll make me hate you... jkjk, but seriously..

~Yes, I am one of those crazy people who dances in the rain...who doesn't??

~I LOVE to laugh at myself, so if you ever hear me crack up when i fall flat on my face or my butt, just know that it's normal...:)

~I also love to laugh at random things! So if you see me or hear me laughing at the word purple, just remember, ABSOLUTELY normal...(seriously, don't ask about the purple, you DON'T want to know)

~When my computer is off and I have sudden urge to write my next chapter, I won't turn my computer back on. I'll start typing it on my phone. (it works pretty well, actually!)

~Whether or not I have a boyfriend can affect my writing. sometimes I'll write more, sometimes less. Honestly, I'm not sure about it yet. but be patient and i'll get over it. right now, single :/ so, look out for some new stuff. writing is therapeutic for me. the more pain I'm in, the more i'll write.

~and...I'll add on more stuff as I find out more stuff! I honestly don't even make sense to myself sometimes...so bear with me! (or is it bare? does anybody know? if you do, please PM me! thanks!)

Speaking of PM's...

I'm just going to make a list of things that you could PM me about...sooo...

~Does anybody know how you spell 'bear' in bear with me? is it bare? or bear? and yes, I love the dictionary JUST as much as the next person, but I'm too lazy right now...sorry!

~Does anybody know how to put up a poll? I might need one for my story...I don't know yet though. I'm still on the fence about it...

~Does anybody have any random questions? (I am completely random, and proud of it!)

Yea, so anyways, if you have any questions, just PM me! OOOHH! I'll add that one to the list! hahahahahaha...


Random Everyday Conversations

(Texting my friend Kelsey)
Kelsey-
Please what? Pass the mayo.
Me-I just meant like, yeah right. And no mayo, but we have mustard.
Kelsey-Screw mustard, I want butter.
Me-No butter, but we have peanut butter.
Kelsey-It's not the same.
Me-Well I don't know, we are all out of mayo and butter and I have no idea if this is gonna help, but we have cheese!
Kelsey-That's okay I guess, but pickles would be better.
Me-Sorry :(
Kelsey-Does that mean no pickles?
Me-That means no pickles.
Kelsey-Grr. That makes Kelsey angry.
Me-
Kelsey angry! (rips shirt, turns green, and increases in size) RAWWWWR!!
Kelsey-Nice sound effects.
Me-Thank you! :)

(Me, Nina and Waffle were sitting on ym bad, and we heard a crack, so we went to see what happened)
Me-I think we broke my bed.
Nina-It couldn't handle us.
Waffle-Ew.

(Me, Nina, and her mom in the morning after i had watched a higly entertaining episode of Family Guy with a very annoying song, you'll find out)
Nina's Mom- 'Morning M.
Me- 'Morning Nina's mom, have you heard the word?
Nina's Mom- What word?
Nina(at the same time)- Mom, DON'T!
Me- Oh well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word, oh well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word...(I kept doing that for two minutes straight. LMAO!)

(My dad had just come home from picking up a couple groceries)
Me-Hey Dad.
My Dad-Hey.
Me-What'd you get?
My Dad-Just a couple things. You know, shopping isn't as fun when you only spend 37.
Me-Okay then...
(He's not working right now, so he's started doing the shopping and cleaning while my mom works. Backwards houesehold, it's fun)

(While unloading only 37 dollars worth of groceries)
My Dad-Oh dang it, I just broke this bag.
Me-Damage the contents?
My Dad-Wait, come over here, fast!
Me-Why? What's wrong? Are you okay?!
My Dad- I'm fine, this stuff is just all over the floor and I don't want to pick it up. Well, now that you're here... (Yes, he's that lazy)

(While texting Nina)
Nina
-Wers r u?
Me-my aunts house :( over in -- tho, not that far
Nina-Dang i was goin to say run ovr but ur a little far
Me-yea...running from here would be...interesting
Nina-Run M run!
Me-hahahahahahahahahha! im running! (hits by car) ok, im down
Nina-Dnt worry im comin (falls off chair) ok im up im comin (runs into door) now im down
Me-oh no! ill get you! (tries to get up but falls) oh wait, forgot i got hit by a car (steals an old persons electronic wheelchair) im coming now!
Nina-ill meet u half way!! (runs into door again) on second thought ill wait here
Me-(pressing button for wheelchair to go) good idea!
Nina-Yeah
Me-(still pressing button, getting mad that its going slow) is waffle coming with u?
Nina-Yeah but th door stopd her too...
Me-lol, i think we should open the door :)
Nina-Tried its lockd
Me-need a key?
Nina-Nope im to lazy to get off th floor
Me-still down?
Nina-Yep but i hav chocolate (loves)
Me-yaya for chocolate!
Nina-YAY!! oh no
Me-whats wrong?
Nina-Dropped my chocolate...oh dear and some1 has stolen my garbage!
Me-2 wheels...4 wheels...8 WHEELS! hey when do u leave for ur aunt --'s?

(texting Nina, of course)
Nina-
I lurv u so much id giv up breathin 4 u
Me-no! then ud die!
Nina-Yea thta means id die 4 u i lurv u so much
Me-aww! i lurv u so much id die for u 2
Nina-Yay then wed be togethr again!
Me-lol, yay!
Nina-Them we could fly!
Me-gasp! yes!
Nina-And shoot laxers out of our eyes
Me-really? can we do that in...wherever we r going?
Nina-Totally!!
Me-sweeet!
Nina-Chayeah!
(we do this thing, where we put on these dumb, not even accents, we just kind of talk like hilbillies from that 'Hillbilly Moment' from the Amanda Show, does anyone remember that? anyway, we just say stupid stuff, like, i'd give up sunglasses for you...you ge the picture. and this was the result!)


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Went to a party Mom...

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!'
So I love you and goodbye.

Read this and if you and if you don't cry, or at least feel emotion, there's something wrong with you.


Did you know...

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This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God


Just finished my first story, Anything But Ordinary. All the new authors, I offer you this advice: write your story first, then update weekly. It's a lot easier, trust me! I have a couple ideas for my next story, but the only thing I can tell you is that it will be All Human. And some people may not like it at first. It's a risk worth taking.


Anything But Ordinary (pictures)

Edward's House- http:///hgtv/pac_ctnt/text/0,1783,HGTV_3936_16206,FF.html

The Cullen Household- I had a picture, but it wouldn't load. So if anyone wants to tell me how to do that, yeah, that'd be greeeeeeeeat! (Office Space, funny movie!)

The car Bella borrows to visit Tanya and her clan- http:///NewCarBuyersGuide/photos/2006/Chrysler/Sebring/Convertible/2006_Chrysler_Sebring_ext_1.jpg

The car the Cullen kids drive to school- http:///wallpapers/Chrysler-300C/Chrysler-300C-002.jpg

Breathe (pictures)

Chapter 1

Bella’s skirt-http:///webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10251&langId=-1&catalogId=10201&productId=515613&colorSequence=01

Bella’s shirt-http:///webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10251&langId=-1&catalogId=10201&productId=509555&colorSequence=03

Rosalie’s dress-http:///webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10251&langId=-1&catalogId=10201&productId=513490&colorSequence=02

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