2 The Stone World and the Splatopacolypse Most of us know the story, 12,000 years before the Great Turf War, humanity nuked the Earth's poles and effectively blew themselves up. Judd and Commander Tartar were preserved by a mysterious professor. Alterna made a rocket and killed themselves off. But what if instead, all of humanity was petrified in stone? A homicidal AI made by a child genius with a goal of going to space?