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Failure to Fangirl »
Nami tries to make girl friends in the ninja academy by fan-girl-ing everyone but Sasuke, she fails to find a suitable idol and decides just to fan-girl Naruto for fun. That is until Gaara appears much later in the story, sadly. GaaNamiSasuNaruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 82, words: 136k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 984, updated: 1/8/2022 published: 2/21/2009, Sasuke U., Gaara, OC
185Grievances with Gaara »
After landing in Gaara's lap at the end of Issues with Itachi Akira is hidden away in Suna. Will Akira forget Itachi and love Gaara? She will if Gaara has anything to say about it. With the Akatsuki and many manga spoilers.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 20, words: 29k+, favs: 118, follows: 116, updated: 7/14/2017 published: 5/16/2009, Gaara
43Fake British Accents »
Linda and I get transported into Harry Potter where Lockhart is a creep, Ron is unimportant, Snape has a pretty wand, Tea leaves foretell my death, and we find a psychotic diary to play with. Crack fic with hints at the original HP plot. No Slash.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 12, words: 17k+, favs: 56, follows: 61, updated: 8/6/2015 published: 1/16/2011, Severus S., Voldemort, OC
278The Love of the Stalked »
Naruto is starting his first year of high school after being home schooled by his insane sister, Akira, because of his schizophrenia. He meets the girl of his dreams, who hates him. Who keeps stalking him? Eventual NaruHina, onesided NaruSakuNaruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 35, words: 61k+, favs: 138, follows: 136, updated: 12/25/2013 published: 5/2/2009, Naruto U., Hinata H.
14Another Random Day »
Linda and I are in Bleach and Naruto once more. We bug Hollows, get threatened by Itachi, call Gaara a sad panda, Kidnap people, are kidnaped, and get sucked into flash backs-oh the horror! Follows the plotline of both Bleach and Naruto. Hiatus, sadlyBleach, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 11, words: 24k+, favs: 19, follows: 15, updated: 2/8/2011 published: 8/1/2008
382 Zenpachi »
Eri is the third seat of the 6th division who is childhood friends with her captain. She is suddenly assigned to do the 11th divisions paperwork. Will she survive Kenpachi? Why won't she use her sword? Why is Ishida in this story? ByaXEriXKenpachiBleach, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 65, words: 112k+, favs: 209, follows: 122, updated: 11/24/2010 published: 9/12/2008, Byakuya K., K. Zaraki
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Bleach and Naruto Fairytales »
Beauty and the Beast, Sleeping Beauty, and Snow White featuring an OC and Naruto/Bleach characters. Sleeping Beauty: Kenpachi is the prince, Naruto is the Orange fairy, Linda gets to be the evil queen, Histu is her crow? Why is Itachi pissed at the author? Oh because of who I made him be.Bleach & Naruto, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 16, words: 26k+, favs: 21, follows: 16, updated: 5/29/2009 published: 10/24/2008
256 Issues with Itachi »
An OC,Akira, is minding her own business when Itachi decides to kidnap her and make her join the Akatsuki. Funny semi serious. ItachiXOC, slight GaaraXOC Starting from chapter 7Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 42, words: 96k+, favs: 292, follows: 145, updated: 5/9/2009 published: 7/13/2008, Itachi U., Gaara
17 Tea Party of the Dead
One-shot about some Dead Naruto characters talking about their death's and whose was better while having tea, why tea? I don't know. Spoilers and hilarity. Not serious at all.Naruto, K, English, Humor, words: 815, favs: 14, follows: 6, 4/12/2009
30 3 Examples of Uchiha's being
Just a list of some things that I noticed all three of the remaining Uchiha's were. It was in my mind and wouldn't get out. They amuse me so they may amuse you too. Spoilers from the Manga are in here. If you're fine with that then enjoy.Naruto, K, English, Humor, words: 539, favs: 39, follows: 8, 1/5/2009, Sasuke U., Itachi U.
15 One Random Day »
Linda and I randomly poop-ed in to Bleach while Rukia is held before her execution. We meet all the bleach characters and Naruto characters join our party. Itachi is a stalker, Kakashi wants a hug, and Gaara is a sad pandaNaruto, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 11k+, favs: 15, follows: 4, updated: 7/27/2008 published: 7/3/2008