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Joined Jul '08

12/?/10: Deleted WitnPB, or whatever it was called. That's how much I hated it, don't even remember the name. Beta-ing for DestinyBakas.Roxas. Souldn't take too long. Break is in... two days!! I might (probably not *shot*) get to writing stuff then.

11/14/10: About 1/2- 3/4ths of the way done with next chapter of 101D

10/23/10: Still slowly working on stuff. Working mainly on 101D.

8/26/10: Hey you guys, long time no hear from, eh? Here's what's happening: sloooowly working on stuff, but I should have something up tomorrow, but it's not a KH fic. I do have 2 KH fics in the works though, just be patient!

--Small ideas that may turn into stories eventually--
Setting: Avatar: TLA universe, KH characters beginning from the end of the Airbenders to about twenty or so years afterwards. Pairings: Zemyx, AkuRoku, ReTi, Cleon, SoRiku, BalFran
Setting: Hogwarts Pairings: AkuDemyZekuRoku, eventual AkuRoku Zemyx Notes: Axel-G-7(2) Zexion-S-6 Roxas-G-5 Demyx-H-7(1)((B)) Quidditch: Axel- Keeper(Captain) Roxas- Seeker Demyx- Beater(Captain)


Important things you should know about CHUCK NORRIS:

-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris can only be hurt by Chuck Norris's fist.
-Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a nightlight because he's scared of the dark.
-The dark is scared of Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
-Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
-Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of everything he calls around you.
-If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, then Chuck Norris has more money than you.
-There's no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
-On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
-It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
-Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys. (XD)
-Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
-To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
-For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
-Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
-Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
-Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
-Chuck Norris doesn't fear God, actually he is God's right hand man.
-If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in scrabble, you win, forever.
-Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
-Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in it's chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, Schizzar, Muffinpirate


Favorites:

Music: David Bowie, Muse, Sum 41, Billy Idol, the Killers, Weezer, Death Cab for Cutie, Queen

Movies: Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, Shawshank Redemption, Princess Bride, Labyrinth, PotC, LotR, Hairspray, Repo!, and sooo many more xD

TV: Psych, Doctor Who, Avatar: TLA, Community, Spongebob, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Invader Zim, Black Butler, Hetalia!

Men: David Bowie, David Tennant, Ryan Reynolds, Derek L, Sid Vicious, James Roday

Wimmins: Ellen Page, Ann Hathaway, Jennifer Garner, Cate Blanchett, Liv Tyler

Animals: Unicorns, Heffalumps, Cats, Zebras, Penguins, Ligers.

Eyes: Green, blue, Greenblue :D

Fetishes: Mohawks, piercings, tattoos, the overall punk look, Derek L

Pairings plz:
Hetaliaplz: Japan/China, Prussia/Austria, Germany/Italy, America/England, Sweden/Finland, Turkey/Greece, Germancest, Turkey/Egypt, Japan/Turkey, Spain/Romano, FranPruSpain, Russia/China, Swe/Nor
KHplz: AkuZeku, Akuno, Zemyx, AkuRoku, Cleon, AkuZekuDemRoku lolwin.
FurubaPlz: Shigure/Hatori, Kyo/Yuki, Yuki/Haru, Hatori/Mayu, ToriGureAya
LabyrinthPlz: Jareth/Sarah
PsychPlz: Shawn/Juliet
FFVIIplz: Yuffentine, Reno/Tifa, Zack/Aerith, Reno/Zack, Tseng/Elena, CloTi
L4D(2)plz: Ellis/Zoey, Ellis/Rochelle, Ellis/Nick
FFXIIplz: Balthier/Fran FTWplz, Vaan/Penelo
Xiaolin ShowdownPlz: Chack, Raimundo/Kimiko
SSX: Psymon/Zoe, Zoe/Moby, Mac/Kaori, Psymon/Allegra
Static Shock: Hotstreak/Talon, Hotstreak/Frieda, Hotgear
RealityPlz: Cody/Derek, James Roday/Maggie Lawson (LOLPSYCH), Jim/Bebe Rose, Jordan/Bri


STATS. ACCORDING TO VARIOUS QUIZZES:
Slytherpuff, my wand is either Veela or Oak dragon heartstring, 10 3/4 in.

This'll really annoy you guys if you're trying to get to the bottom of my profile, ssooorrryy xD

Name: Code-izzle~
House: Slytherpuff, naturally.
Favorite/Best Subject:
._. Care of Magical Creatures?
Year at the time of the Battle at Hogwarts:
Oh, god... Er, not even first yet? -1? xD
Patronus:
Panther :9
Best friends: Seamus Finnigan. Heeell yes~ us Irish folk hafta stick together, yo!
Weasley? Fred. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE IS DEAD.
Character, Overall?: Lupin. Badass AND a warwelf.
Female character? I have this thing against chicks xD uh... McGonagall, bitches.
Male Character? SiriusGroup Of Characters? Padfoot, Moody, Wormtail, and Prongs. And Weasley's Wizard Wheezes
Adult? One that I haven't chosen? Mrs. Weasley. So badass.
Professor? Lupin! ^_^Ship? Sirius/Lupin lolol
Spell? SECTUMSEMPRA!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAblood.
Sweet? Oh god I don't know... Sour Punch Straws? xD
Place?
Hogwarts, OBVIOUSLY. Besides that, the Weasely abode.
Weasley Twin? Fred!
Shop? Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes
Student? Seamus. BAMF (Shun the non-believer. Ssshhuuunnnnn)

Least Favorites
Weasley? T_T Ginny
Character, Overall?
Harry. T_T
Female?
Ginny.
Male?
Harry, again.
Adult?
Wormtail, ICKY
Student
Cho? Yeah, her.
Spell?
Expelliarmous! It's like that's ALL I hear, ever. _x
Book? 6th&7th. 6th was complete dull, 7th had TOO MUCH DEATH
Ship?
All of them.
Sweet?
Cockroach Clusters, hands down ;l
Death Eater?
Greyback is a Pedo
Shop?
Shrieking Shack. It is SO not a shop~ (kidding, I love that place)
Place?
Chamber of Secrets. No thanks, not a huge fan of giant-ass snakes. But I do like skeletons! :3
Professor?
Seriously? Umbridge. Good lord.
This Or That? Makes me think of Kiku~
Harry or Ron? Ron
Hermione or Ginny?
Hermione
Neville or Seamus?
NO YOU CRUEL BASTARD. Ugh. Seamus. Irish pride!
Snape or Slughorn?
Snape.
Fred or George?
Fred.
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
ButterBeer ^_^
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Three Broomsticks. I like my hygiene tyvm.
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
J/L
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts.
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Diagon Alley. I can so sneak into Knockturn Alley from there...
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
KA
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
FW!
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
DP, just to read the blasphemy.
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Ravenclaw. I'm a pansy, I prefer my wits!
Random
Have you Been to A Release Party? No ;-;
Ever cried while reading one of the books? Yes, when Fred and EVERY ONE ELSE died
A Movie?
Er, yes... it's embarrasing. In the beginning cause I was so happy to see the movie xDD
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Um, not that I'm aware of?
Been To A Fansite?
Duh
Been to JKR’s Site?
Actually, yeah!
Have You Ever Roleplayed?
Totally. That's how I got my start in writing, was RPs
Did you/Do you hide your obsession?
Heeelll naw!
Did it/ Does it work?
Does what?
Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
Uh, no.
Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
No. But I see now. :l
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike? No. Lily is better than Ginny.
Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?
They're not alike.
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Hehe yeah
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Sadly, no.


DRABBLES OHMYGOD

-'It was Christmas Eve. Prussia sat Galiantly With an axe, sipping Dastardly eggnog.'

-'On Christmas Day, they ate roasted Gilbird Cheek bone and lived Proudly until Prussia got drunk again.'(This one scared me because OMG PRUSSIA IS EATING HIS BIRD)

-'"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Psymon said. "That would be more Devious and politically correct."'

-'"Nobody does that to my little Explosive Lollipop," Zoe screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow Chocobo through the Nose. It fell down and Zoe kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.'

-'The Monster lay in the yard until a Badass child picked it up and took it home.'

-'There was one Dastardly box that looked like a Germany.'

-'The Miracle Of The Gilbird'

Make a Drabble!: http:///drabbles/


'The redhead pushed him away. "Yeah, yeah, right. I did Roxas in this shirt ten minutes ago."
That was about sufficient to make Demyx awkwardly drop to dead silent and mechanically pull out of the hug, feeling his arms tingle and wondering if he would ever be clean again. "...oh," he whispered, sounding slightly traumatised.'-- Scripted, Panzer Panda

'"Hey! I'm talkin' to you!" Psymon threw a couch pillow at Atomika, this time getting his attention.
"Hey!" Atomika yelled, his shades falling off, "I threw it because I needed something to throw and someone to throw it AT. You were the closest." Psymon cocked his head to the side, "So, you are pissed off that Tata McNipples was playing you the whole time."
Atomika shrugged, "I wouldn't say she was playing me…"
Psymon continued, interrupting him. "So, you throw a chunk of ice at a boarder's HEAD."
"Yell..sorta.."
"The head of…" Psymon picked up a copy of SSX Magazine, and read a quote,"…'the craziest frickin' boarder to ever tear up the circuit'"
Atomika shifted his eyes a bit, not putting his shades on yet. "…I guess…"
Psymon looked at Atomika, "So…you threw…A ROCK….AT MY HEAD…FOR NO REASON?"
Atomika nodded, "…Yep."
Psymon looked like he was about ready to explode, you could almost see the steam rising from him. "Okay, just checkin'." Psymon got up, and walked out of the lobby as if nothing happened.'-- SSX Snow Gods: Second Heat, The Drum Kero

Zom-B-licious: Why is woman + gluttony = suffering!?
Hobo Hojo McJingles: "do i look fat? this dress doesnt fit anymore. you think im fat, dont you?"
Hobo Hojo McJingles: plus you steal our french fries
Zom-B-licious: Are you calling me fat? (In case you don't know this... I'm a chick xD)
Hobo Hojo McJingles: thats another reason and no i wasnt
Zom-B-licious: Good. You were beginning to tread on dangerous territory
Hobo Hojo McJingles: i meant you figuratively as in your kind
Zom-B-licious: Much better.
Hobo Hojo McJingles: its okay, eventually youll figure out when i mean you, and when i just meant carriers of the magic penis sheath

She peered some more. "It's quite good."
Eh?
"I don't know what possessed you to draw my backside... and write "ASS" across my butt, but it's very nice."-- Hidden Ache, Drinktea

'Gilberth va como siempre a molestar a Roderich' - I don't know what this really says, but all I can pinpoint is Gilbert, molest, and Roderich. LOL that's interesting XD

"Wh—Gilbert! Don't chew on the car! It's a rental!"
"LEATHER IS DELICIOUS!"
"GILBERT!" -- My Heart's Musician, FortunesRevolver

"Oh, and don't even get me started on our dear Asian friends over East. It's just one big Oriental orgy."- Trials and Tribulations of a Teutonic Lover, GoxHaya

In which Sweden brings home a nation that he bought off the internet.-- lulls!

Egypt caught Hungary’s eye and she smiled. “Truth,” she told him."
If you had to some yourself up in one word, what would it be?”
Prussia coughed suddenly, sounding awfully close to “crazy.” A quick frying pan later and his coughing fit was solved. - Truth Or Dare... Hetalia Style, somewhere on LJ

'Gilbert was a great guy,'-- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT?!?! Anyway. Haunted, lobnob998

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