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Biography
Joined Jul '08

HI.

Bio Crap:

Name: Samantha

Age: 14

B-Day: April 25

Hair Color: Brunette

Eye Color: Brown

Sports: Basketball and... KARATE!!

Hobbies: Reading Twilight, and DRAMA

Bff: Bellafan4ever

Non-Important Crap About Me: Nuthing really. Have like an 18 lb. cat. Have a teensy bit of a temper. Biggest drama queen EVER. Kinda spoiled (my dad didn't buy all of the crap for me - he bought it for himself) I hit hard. And... TOTALLY RANDOM

Really Random Stuff I Like:

People often ignore the simple things in life. If someone really annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. On the other hand, it only takes 4 muscles to reach over and bitch slap that mutha fucker upside the head.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We fucked up, huh?"

I honestly don't hate Jacob. I just wouldn't mind if he goes into a corner & dies.

TEAM EDWARD ALL DA WAY!!

When life gives you lemons, make a banana/strawberry smoothie, show your awed friend & pour it on her.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder

AV is Addicted to Vampires

Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but still VERY fun to watch fall down stairs.

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'

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10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

"Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Now I have to put the copy & paste section! :D

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you and your friends every conversation is about how hot Edward is and how you wish you were Bella or a vampire. Crazy is when cut off someone mid sentence and start rambiling about whether it would hurt for Edward if he got kicked in the nuts by another vampire. Crazy is when you run into things that hurt (wall, desk corner, etc.) on purpose and go "OW!" If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are mad at prince charming for leaving you single for so long, copy this to your profile.

If you like to run down the street on christmas morning screaming, "I got new undies!!" copy this to your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If when ever someone asks you your name, you have to think about it, copy this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a problem with counsoulors, copy and paste!!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (SHUT UP!!)

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle. ( Ther're out to get me!! )

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile. (Ella Enchanted, Uglies, Twilight Saga)

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you, copy this to your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward", you freak out because you love him so much, copy this to your profile. (yup yup!)

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you think that only losers don't own Twilight, copy this to your profile.

If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile. (umm chocolate..we don't have any -cryes-)

If you love the rain, copy this to your profile. (ahh rain)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile

If you are a complete and utter thrill seeker who thrives off roller-coasters and being dropped from insane heights to have a major adrenaline rush, copy this into your profile. (WHOO ROLLER COASTERS!!)

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you'r a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile. (HOW DID YOU KNOW??)

If you’re ever actually tried to place your mother into an insane asylum, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and have sex, put this in your profile if you like bagels. (bagels are awsome!)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this to it to make it longer. (-smiles-)

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. (DON'T KILL THE FUR!! EVEN FAKE ONES HAVE MINDS!!)

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. (people stare at me after this...i only laugh...)

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, bloodfangs, garnettotopaz, EdwardandBellaTruLove4Ever/MidnightWalker, Little Miss Addictied

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. (PLEASE BITE ME!!)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile. (-smiles- wonderful Twilight...)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. (-nods violently-)

If you fall down a flight of stairs at least once a month copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

if you bit some one before you even read twilight or new moon and your whole school is afraid of you for it, but not to afraid that it would keep them from calling you a freak copy and paste this onto your profile

If every locker you have ever had, hates you and never opened for you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile! (hyper? hyper? HAHAHA hyper! who said I was hyper??)

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. (yup yup)

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. (OMC!! YES!!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile (I'm bipolar...I can't help it...nope...can't help it...)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You accidently put your password into your microwave

2. You haven’t played Solitare with real cards in years

3. The reason for not staying in touch with friends is b/c they don’t have a myspace or screen name

4. You’ld rather look all over the house for the remote instead of using the buttons on the T.V

6. Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job

7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8. As you read this list and are thinking about sending it to all your friends

9. You were to busy to notice the number 5

10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5

11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly

12. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you fell for this and you know you did

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you love Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile

If you’ve read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tried to block your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen is from said gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you have Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse memorized, copy this onto your profile

If you are planning on mobbing Stephenie Meyer’s publisher because you want Breaking Dawn NOW, copy this onto your profile and get your pitchforks

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren’t real, copy this onto your profile.

If whenever you see a sliver Volvo you run down the street screaming, "EDWARD!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever got in trouble because instead of handing in assighnments, you handed in lengthy papers on why Twilight is awsome and why the teacher should read it so they might actually become less nerdy, copy this onto your profile

If you are SICK of all of the unoriganal Twilight fanfictions that only consist of Bella getting bitten by another vampire, Edward never coming back, and chalkfull of uncalled-for Bella-Edward Emoness, and are now on your knees for one origanal fanfiction, Copy this onto your fanfiction and add your name: MidnightWalker/EdwardandBellaTruLove4Ever, Little Miss Addictied,

If you think Mike should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile

If you also think said bus should take out Jacob while it's at it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you made your profile super long just because you were bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

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