My Stories 25
7Sweater Season
Tis the season for ugly Christmas sweaters and mating Veela. Written for D/HR Advent 2019.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 23, follows: 12, 12/24/2020
2k+Babysitting Blues »
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 60, words: 257k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 8/16/2020 published: 7/24/2008, [Hermione G., Draco M.]
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Passion Pie
Ron and Hermione were having a perfectly ordinary life together until the twins decided to take up baking for the holidays. Dramione!
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 94, follows: 28, 12/24/2018, Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
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Poinsettia Plot
Secrets, lies, manipulation... Just another Christmas at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 101, follows: 32, 12/24/2017, [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W.
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Musical Mayhem »
The Gryffindors and Slytherins are ready to rumble. Of course, if Dumbledore has anything to do with it, at least they are going to do it in style. A Dramione musical extravaganza!
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 9k+, favs: 54, follows: 11, 3/9/2017, [Hermione G., Draco M.]
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Secret Satan
A Secret Santa Exchange leaves Hermione with a sudden desire for roasted partridge with pear compote and a certain Slytherin's head on a stick. Written for D/HR Advent 2016. Extended Version. Beta: dormiensa
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 38, follows: 20, 12/27/2016, [Hermione G., Draco M.]
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Snowman Shenanigans
The Golden Trio's final Christmas at Hogwarts is a fairy tale come to true. Too bad it involves having to save an ungrateful git.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 60, follows: 11, 12/28/2015, Hermione G., Draco M.
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Malfoy's Move
It takes Granger's moving day for Draco to finally make his move.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 75, follows: 21, 10/12/2015, [Hermione G., Draco M.]
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Office Origami
There is a fine art to getting someone to do something you want. It's called origami.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 78, follows: 16, 10/4/2015, Hermione G., Draco M.
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Adapting Austen »
With Lucius in Azkaban and the Malfoy assets frozen, Narcissa decides to make ends meet by capitalizing on a certain Muggle book craze that is sweeping the post-war wizarding world. As fate would have it, this particular book just so happens to be Hermione Granger's biggest obsession. Welcome to Austen Manor.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 7, words: 16k+, favs: 147, follows: 61, updated: 9/30/2015 published: 9/25/2015, [Hermione G., Draco M.]
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Bad Birthday »
Hermione knew her 30th birthday was going to be bad. She just didn't know how bad.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 8, words: 29k+, favs: 306, follows: 277, updated: 5/9/2015 published: 9/9/2011, [Hermione G., Draco M.]
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Pandora's Pithos
Hermione has an embarrassing secret, and she is willing to do anything not to let the cat out of the bag, including going on a date with Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 9k+, favs: 180, follows: 36, 4/27/2015, Hermione G., Draco M.
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Hogwarts Horror
One night on patrol, Hermione and Draco discover something frightening.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 166, follows: 34, 4/27/2015, Hermione G., Draco M.
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Helping House-Elves
S.P.E.W. has a new member, and Hermione isn't sure who should be more worried, her or the elves. Written for D/Hr Advent 2014. Prompt: Elves
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 104, follows: 27, 12/27/2014, [Hermione G., Draco M.]
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Ridiculous Resolutions
Hermione makes a New Year's resolution. Draco counters with one of his own. Written for dormiensa. :)
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 85, follows: 21, 1/6/2014, Hermione G., Draco M.
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Gingerbread Germs
Pansy's plan for revenge couldn't be sweeter. Too bad she forgot about Draco's sweet tooth.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 235, follows: 44, 12/20/2013, Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P.
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Couples Counseling
Narcissa suggests that Draco and his new wife seek couples counseling. Hermione has a thing or two she'd like to suggest to her meddling mother-in-law.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 9k+, favs: 188, follows: 37, 5/10/2013, Hermione G., Draco M.
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Grand Grumblings
Draco and Hermione find out some big news about their daughter, and Draco isn't feeling particularly grand about it.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 176, follows: 32, 5/9/2013, Hermione G., Draco M.
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Snape's Situation
Someone thought it would be funny to slip the usually bickering Head Boy and Head Girl a lust potion, and now they can't keep their hands off each other. Unfortunately for Severus Snape, it's his job to see that they do.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 415, follows: 84, 3/1/2013, Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S.
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Reindeer Roundup
Hermione and Draco go undercover to round up a herd of flying reindeer on Christmas Eve. Draco is not happy about the pointy shoes.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 88, follows: 13, 12/22/2012, Hermione G., Draco M.