79Morbidly Married » Alice and Jasper are about to lose their funeral home and end up in the poor house. What other choice do they have other than making business? Gore, raucous love making, and heaps of macabre fun :
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 5, words: 9k+, favs: 17, follows: 16, updated: 2/1/2010 published: 4/3/2009, Alice, Jasper
87To The Bride, And Groom! » Emmett and Jasper's best man speeches. Pointless fluff that was too cute not to write. 2 shot.
Twilight, K, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 92, follows: 49, updated: 7/16/2009 published: 8/16/2008, Bella, Edward
321Morbid Curiosity » Dr. Cullen is an analytical person. As a psychologist in a woman's mental institute/penitentiary he has to be. He doesn't believe in anything other than science and logic. But sometimes things are just illogical. J&A- A REAL THINKER. I AM NOT GIVING UP
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Suspense, chapters: 12, words: 21k+, favs: 82, follows: 129, updated: 7/16/2009 published: 10/23/2008, Alice, Jasper
43 Monsters » We are not Gods, or something that you can always trust. We have warned you we are dangerous. We have told you we have brought death. We are blood thirsty, gore craving, pain wanting monsters, and it's about time this little town knows it. Rated M for gor
Twilight, M, English, Horror & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 12, follows: 4, updated: 7/16/2009 published: 3/19/2009, Jasper
52 I Bet It Stung Twisted little one-shot. Bella fixes Edward.
Twilight, K, English, Fantasy & Romance, words: 259, favs: 28, follows: 4, updated: 7/16/2009 published: 8/12/2008, Edward, Bella
102Good Morning, Mr Cullen » It's just like sleeping, but you don't have to wake up to see the awful reality. Everyone dies... it's as natural as being born. Don't be afraid. There is nothing to be afraid of. You're special, Isabella. ON HOLD
Twilight, T, English, Horror & Supernatural, chapters: 11, words: 16k+, favs: 43, follows: 72, updated: 7/16/2009 published: 8/10/2008, Bella, Edward