Name: Jamie

Height: like 5’4

Age: What’s it to you? Huh? CREEP!! haha okay just kidding 13

Me & my girls don't turn heads. We break necks.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE Then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you get good grades and never actually study copy and paste to your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so insanely dumb, paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you could, copy this into your profile.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Lets do THAT again!"

Theres not an i in team-- but there is a u in suck

God made mudd, God made dirt, God made Guys, So chicks can flirt!!

If Drama was Beer...then schools would be wasted!!

“Like OMG, I can’t believe that loser” person 1

“I know, just look at her hair” person 2

“And her cloths” person 4

“Look how FAT she is, Ugh” person 5

Person 3 – ‘ That’s what my friends would say’ So she struts to the girl’s locker. Gives her the finger, and laughs with her friends. And the Boys well they Drool over person 1. You wanna know why? Because that shirt? Yeah it doesn't even qualify as a bra.