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84Lampshade »
AU, sequel to Flashlight and New Batteries. "He's like a drug for you, Lovino. But it's not too late. I'd be so much healthier for you - I'd be your air, your sun." Spamano, RumanoHetalia, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 73, follows: 68, updated: 9/8/2012 published: 11/15/2011, S. Italy/Romano, Spain
25How About Never »
High school AU. Linebacker Alfred Jones has a crush. Exchange student Eleanor Kirkland is not amused. eventual US/f!EngHetalia, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 44, follows: 53, updated: 5/20/2012 published: 8/17/2011, America, England/Britain
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New Batteries »
Sequel to Flashlight. "WELL, I NEVER LIKED YOU, EITHER. WHAT NOW, YOU STUPID SPARKLY EXCUSE OF A VAMPIRE?" SpamanoHetalia, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 10, words: 41k+, favs: 224, follows: 191, updated: 10/11/2011 published: 11/3/2010, Spain, S. Italy/Romano
67 Stitches
Someday I won't be able to stitch you back up. / USUK, FrUK, warnings inside. / Don't leave me.Hetalia, M, English, Angst & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 266, follows: 31, updated: 10/5/2011 published: 4/15/2010, America, England/Britain
67 Smile Like You Mean It
AU, sequel to Physicals. Gilbert realizes that he's kinda-sorta-totally in love with a certain German doctor - who happens to be hiding a big secret. Naturally, it's time to get wasted. And maybe go home with a hot Russian lawyer. GerPru, RussPruss, full version moved to tumblr sorryHetalia, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 90, follows: 20, 8/27/2011, Germany, Prussia
54 ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased an ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with him, we've provided this manual...Hetalia, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 385, follows: 38, 7/14/2011, Spain
44 Physicals, and Why They Suck
AU, sequel to "Doctor, Doctor". In which Gilbert goes to get a checkup and gets thoroughly violated. Again. Doctor!Ger/student!Pru, full version moved to tumblr sorryHetalia, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 106, follows: 19, 5/4/2011, Germany, Prussia
6 
Eden
Little Sisters! Spindly tables! Gay splicers! ...wait, what? FrUKBioShock & Hetalia, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 14, follows: 1, 4/17/2011, England/Britain
68 Doctor, Doctor
AU. Gilbert has to get a prostate exam. Thank god his doctor's gorgeous. Doctor!Germany/universitystudent!Prussia PWP, full version moved to tumblr sorryHetalia, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 179, follows: 27, 4/4/2011, Germany, Prussia
60 FRANCIS BONNEFOIS: User Guide and Manual
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit! In order to ensure your personal safety and mental health, we have provided this manual...Hetalia, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 370, follows: 33, 3/26/2011, France
20Fluorescent Lightbulb
AU, prizefic for Lumoa's 200th review on Flashlight. Because every sparkly Spanish vampire needs his own backstory, right?Hetalia, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 4k+, favs: 49, follows: 39, 12/20/2010, Spain, S. Italy/Romano
18Bubblegum
AU. In which Ludwig Beillschmidt decides that, yes, his sister is officially crazy. Ger/fem!PruHetalia, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 73, follows: 27, 12/12/2010, Germany, Prussia
80 ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...Hetalia, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 540, follows: 52, 12/11/2010, America
39 Menthol
Scotland smokes. Like, all the time. England is not pleased. Scot/Eng PWP, full version relocated to tumblr sorryHetalia, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 178, follows: 17, 11/20/2010, Scotland, England/Britain
420 Flashlight »
AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" SpamanoHetalia, T, English, Parody & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 38k+, favs: 525, follows: 228, updated: 10/29/2010 published: 4/3/2010, Spain, S. Italy/Romano
98 MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...Hetalia, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 609, follows: 70, 10/20/2010, Canada
64 VASH ZWINGLI: User Guide and Manual
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a VASH ZWINGLI unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with your new buy, we've provided this manual...Hetalia, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 371, follows: 30, 9/2/2010, Switzerland
57 Uh, No
AKA, how Ivan Braginski got a certain fiery Italian to return his affections. Who said pickup lines didn't work? Rumano, other pairings and warnings insideHetalia, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 6k+, favs: 160, follows: 13, 8/19/2010, Russia, S. Italy/Romano
60 FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just decided to purchase a FELICIANO VARGAS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, have the greatest possible time with your new unit, we've included this manual...Hetalia, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 443, follows: 39, 8/12/2010, N. Italy
75 YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a YAO WANG unit. In order to ensure you the best time with him, we've provided this manual...Hetalia, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 385, follows: 35, 4/18/2010, China
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