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84Lampshade » AU, sequel to Flashlight and New Batteries. "He's like a drug for you, Lovino. But it's not too late. I'd be so much healthier for you - I'd be your air, your sun." Spamano, Rumano
Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 71, follows: 68, updated: 9/8/2012 published: 11/15/2011, S. Italy/Romano, Spain
25How About Never » High school AU. Linebacker Alfred Jones has a crush. Exchange student Eleanor Kirkland is not amused. eventual US/f!Eng
Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 42, follows: 53, updated: 5/20/2012 published: 8/17/2011, America, England/Britain
306 New Batteries » Sequel to Flashlight. "WELL, I NEVER LIKED YOU, EITHER. WHAT NOW, YOU STUPID SPARKLY EXCUSE OF A VAMPIRE?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 10, words: 41k+, favs: 223, follows: 191, updated: 10/11/2011 published: 11/3/2010, Spain, S. Italy/Romano
67 Stitches Someday I won't be able to stitch you back up. / USUK, FrUK, warnings inside. / Don't leave me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers, M, English, Angst & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 265, follows: 31, updated: 10/5/2011 published: 4/15/2010, America, England/Britain
67 Smile Like You Mean It AU, sequel to Physicals. Gilbert realizes that he's kinda-sorta-totally in love with a certain German doctor - who happens to be hiding a big secret. Naturally, it's time to get wasted. And maybe go home with a hot Russian lawyer. GerPru, RussPruss, full version moved to tumblr sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 89, follows: 19, 8/27/2011, Germany, Prussia
54 ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased an ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 384, follows: 38, 7/14/2011, Spain
44 Physicals, and Why They Suck AU, sequel to "Doctor, Doctor". In which Gilbert goes to get a checkup and gets thoroughly violated. Again. Doctor!Ger/student!Pru, full version moved to tumblr sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 105, follows: 18, 5/4/2011, Germany, Prussia
6 Eden Little Sisters! Spindly tables! Gay splicers! ...wait, what? FrUK
BioShock & Hetalia - Axis Powers, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 14, follows: 1, 4/17/2011, England/Britain
68 Doctor, Doctor AU. Gilbert has to get a prostate exam. Thank god his doctor's gorgeous. Doctor!Germany/universitystudent!Prussia PWP, full version moved to tumblr sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 178, follows: 26, 4/4/2011, Germany, Prussia
60 FRANCIS BONNEFOIS: User Guide and Manual CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit! In order to ensure your personal safety and mental health, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 369, follows: 33, 3/26/2011, France
20Fluorescent Lightbulb AU, prizefic for Lumoa's 200th review on Flashlight. Because every sparkly Spanish vampire needs his own backstory, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 4k+, favs: 48, follows: 39, 12/20/2010, Spain, S. Italy/Romano
18Bubblegum AU. In which Ludwig Beillschmidt decides that, yes, his sister is officially crazy. Ger/fem!Pru
Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 73, follows: 27, 12/12/2010, Germany, Prussia
80 ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 540, follows: 52, 12/11/2010, America
39 Menthol Scotland smokes. Like, all the time. England is not pleased. Scot/Eng PWP, full version relocated to tumblr sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 177, follows: 17, 11/20/2010, Scotland, England/Britain
420 Flashlight » AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Parody & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 38k+, favs: 524, follows: 229, updated: 10/29/2010 published: 4/3/2010, Spain, S. Italy/Romano
98 MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 607, follows: 70, 10/20/2010, Canada
64 VASH ZWINGLI: User Guide and Manual CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a VASH ZWINGLI unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with your new buy, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 370, follows: 30, 9/2/2010, Switzerland
57 Uh, No AKA, how Ivan Braginski got a certain fiery Italian to return his affections. Who said pickup lines didn't work? Rumano, other pairings and warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 6k+, favs: 160, follows: 13, 8/19/2010, Russia, S. Italy/Romano
60 FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual CONGRATULATIONS! You have just decided to purchase a FELICIANO VARGAS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, have the greatest possible time with your new unit, we've included this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 442, follows: 39, 8/12/2010, N. Italy
75 YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a YAO WANG unit. In order to ensure you the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 384, follows: 35, 4/18/2010, China
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