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1k+Phone Calls »
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some HAHA!Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 71, words: 36k+, favs: 519, follows: 299, updated: 11/14/2009 published: 9/15/2008
8Songfic Archives »
Just some songfics I've written. Most all are in drabble form. Slash and non-slash.Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 9, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 5/28/2009
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My Worst Nightmare »
Its Nessie's sixth birthday, and she is beaming. Why? Because she got asked out by the cutest guy in the entire school. Unaware of the imprinting, will she realize Jake loves her? How will Jake deal with the jock? Language, & in later chapters, dirtinessTwilight, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 12, words: 10k+, favs: 68, follows: 51, updated: 1/12/2009 published: 11/12/2008, Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
8The Five Stages of Grief
At the age of nine, Nessie marries Nahuel. After watching her walk down the aisle and ten years of agony, Jake comforts his imprint when Nahuel dies suddenly. Nessie has to learn to live again, with the help of the world's favorite werewolf. Warning: TEARTwilight, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, words: 576, favs: 7, follows: 6, 12/31/2008, Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
42 The Disturbing Crack fic »
If you like disturbing crack!fics you might as well read it! Be warned- it gave me nightmares! *shudder* Warning: This may cause nausia, fainting, scarring for life, the sudden urge to run around screaming "AHHH! MY EYES!", and the need to see a therapistHarry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 8, words: 2k+, favs: 10, follows: 7, updated: 11/15/2008 published: 8/19/2008, Harry P.
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Kill Black »
A Kill Bill cross-over. Jake shows up at the wedding, kills everyone, or so Bella thinks, and knockes Bella out for two years. When Bella wakes up, she goes on a roarring rampage of death and distruction. Will she be alone? Written by a once Jake hater.Kill Bill & Twilight, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 14, follows: 21, updated: 10/8/2008 published: 9/21/2008, Bella
24Conversations
8yr aft BD Alot like PhoneCalls Stupid, but funny, conversations that will make you laugh I didn't give up on phone calls though Includes: Control-your-thoughts-Jake-ness, let's-go-shopping-even-though-Bella-doesn't-want-to-ness and let's-wreak-havoc-nessTwilight, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 25, follows: 18, 9/30/2008
10But Why is the Rum Gone? »
Jack wakes up one morning, with the usual hang-over and reaches for his pain medicene, RUM! But, where is it? What happens if Jack is sober for seven minutes? AHHH! I don't want to think about it. Abby wrote this.Pirates of the Caribbean, T, English, Humor & Mystery, chapters: 3, words: 672, favs: 5, follows: 3, updated: 9/13/2008 published: 9/10/2008, Capt. Jack Sparrow
28Rising Sun »
In my opinion, Breaking Dawn was not the best book in the Twilight series. I got mad at it when it came out, so I wrote this. I have reread Breaking Dawn and regret writing this. I still am glad that in this there is Jeah, and angry Charlieness.Twilight, T, English, Supernatural & Romance, chapters: 12, words: 15k+, favs: 11, follows: 16, updated: 9/13/2008 published: 8/20/2008
18 Therapy
This was writen by one of my crazy friends. She really needs therapy. ALYSSA IS A WEIRDO! XDTwilight, K, English, Humor, words: 641, favs: 20, follows: 2, 9/5/2008
18Questions for Edward
Once upon a time, the guys are out of the house and Alice and Bella get bored. So, they steal Edward's computer. They find a page that has fan questions on it. They have to comment. This is that page. If you like Bella's Ham Sandwich, you'll love this!Twilight, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 27, follows: 7, 8/20/2008
4 So
What does Lex say when he finds out that Clark's an alien?Smallville, T, English, Humor, words: 119, favs: 12, follows: 2, 8/19/2008, Lex L., Clark K./Superman
4 We Might As Well Be Strangers
Sirius is out of Azkaban. How does he feel about Remus now? Songfic- We Might As Well Be Strangers- KeaneHarry Potter, T, English, Angst, words: 483, favs: 2, 8/19/2008, Sirius B., Remus L.
8The Song »
Sirius asks a question and James answers. Sirius explains and James is confused. Stupidity follows.Harry Potter, K+, English, chapters: 3, words: 800, follows: 1, 8/19/2008, James P., Sirius B.
8 What's the Fuss? »
What's wrong with Hellboy? It's only Valentine's Day! Slash Hellboy/JohnHellboy, T, English, Romance, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, favs: 26, follows: 7, 8/19/2008
2 This Mask of Mine
A poem about the masks they wear. Everyone wears their mask whether conciously or not.Harry Potter, K+, English, Poetry, words: 220, favs: 3, 8/19/2008
A Night Aboard Serenity
Drabble about nights on Serenity.Firefly, T, English, Romance, words: 175, 8/19/2008
5 Bad Things to Hear on the Knight Bus
Harry Potter version of Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 349, favs: 13, follows: 2, 8/19/2008, Ernie M.
16 The Cullens Meet the Angel of Death »
The title is explantoryTwilight, K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 678, favs: 32, follows: 7, 8/19/2008