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Big Brother Cullen Style! » by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter
Uh oh!The Cullen let Alice watch Big Brother!Now Carlisle is Julie Chen, the wolves and the vampires are competing for food,and Emmett's dressed like Hannah Montana?What's the secret of her past Bella's struggling to cover?Who will win Big Brother Cullen?Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 33, words: 28k+, favs: 116, follows: 94, updated: 4/29/2012 published: 8/21/2008
2k+ Notes Galore! » by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 121, words: 40k+, favs: 395, follows: 202, updated: 4/29/2012 published: 6/7/2008
241Queen Bee of Forks High Senior High School » by JuliaCullen.s2
What happens when a self-proclaimed 'queen bee' by the name of Jessica Stanley tries to squeeze herself into a non-existent space between Edward and Bella?Twilight, K+, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 23, words: 61k+, favs: 102, follows: 124, updated: 5/20/2011 published: 1/5/2008, Edward, Bella
494 East » by princesswingnut
."Here's a short list of things that are considered unacceptable behavior at a wedding: screaming. Sobbing uncontrollably. Throwing champagne glasses. Getting in a violent slap-fight with the bride. Strangling the groom." LEAH FIC. Compass Points series.Twilight, T, English, chapters: 33, words: 62k+, favs: 185, follows: 82, updated: 12/23/2010 published: 9/12/2008, Leah
132 Truth or Dare, my Love? » by FantasyFictionLover313
Sweet and funny story of what happens when 5 vampires and 1 human play truth or dare. Great laughs and some heart-warming moments combined to make an original truth or dare story. *Rating for language and mild sexual ref.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 9, words: 10k+, favs: 110, follows: 96, updated: 7/8/2010 published: 2/10/2008
1k+No talking! Write it down :D » by madeinchina371
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 101, words: 45k+, favs: 188, follows: 124, updated: 12/7/2009 published: 8/31/2008
1k+Phone Calls » by Rock'n'Slash
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some HAHA!Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 71, words: 36k+, favs: 519, follows: 299, updated: 11/14/2009 published: 9/15/2008
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max or bella? » by yesisalas
flock kick Max out and she starts new life as Bella Swan will the flock realize the mistake before its too late?Whats happens when the flock comes back to find max?what happens when the volutrri find out about the flock will they survie?whowillmaxchoose?Maximum Ride & Twilight, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 15, words: 15k+, favs: 83, follows: 95, updated: 10/26/2009 published: 10/24/2008
1k+ You Grew Up In The 90's If » by Aspen-SiredBySpike
A series of ficlets and drabbles based on fads only a real 90's child would admire.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 50, words: 10k+, favs: 202, follows: 137, updated: 8/29/2009 published: 11/2/2008
79Closet Raid » by figlia di Atena
When Edward goes out hunting, Bella, Alice, and Rosalie decide to see what Edward is hiding in his closet.Twilight, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 35, follows: 54, updated: 8/23/2009 published: 7/7/2008
18Through the Eyes of Forever » by BlackWidowPretty
Souls, lives, and spirits, morphed and destroyed by the flames, and then left to burn with the ashes. Mild language, rating may go up with later chapters. Angst H/T A/H Love Triangle! Yeah, now everybody reads.Artemis Fowl, T, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, favs: 9, follows: 7, updated: 7/23/2009 published: 6/9/2009, Holly S.
43Awake Unto Me » by hopeisabluebird
Biloxi, MS, 1920: Alice fights to maintain her own identity against a pale-eyed man. But preserving a sense of self may just be too hard, even for her ... AU. All human. JxATwilight, T, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 9, words: 22k+, favs: 10, follows: 13, updated: 7/18/2009 published: 5/10/2009, Alice, Jasper
30Something Happened » by darlingtigerangel
Something has happened to Jacob and many of his Werewolf brothers they're now sisters! Will they be able to work threw this until they're male again? Mood swings in this fic have nothing to do with Jasper and all to do with a certain time of month.Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 11k+, favs: 15, follows: 20, updated: 6/24/2009 published: 8/7/2008, Bella, Jacob
3610 things each of la push kids can't do anymore » by sunset moon dove
this is the sequal to 10 things each of the cullen kids can't do anymore. The much anticipated, 10 things each of the la push kids can't do anymore. MUST HAVE READ 10 THINGS EACH OF THE CULLEN KIDS CAN'T DO ANYMORE, TO READ.Twilight, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 6k+, favs: 14, follows: 14, updated: 4/22/2009 published: 11/5/2008
258 The Sound of Silence » by hopeisabluebird
AU AH Carlisle and Esme keep foster children in an attempt to bring healing into their lives. When Bella comes, she's able to help without ever having to say a word... BxETwilight, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 12, words: 22k+, favs: 274, follows: 125, updated: 3/20/2009 published: 1/31/2009, Bella, Edward
19 The 'Talk' » by Forever Crazy
Emmett gives Nessie the talk. But Emmett is only prepared to warn her about what kind of guys out there,but little did he know, his plan made a complete turn to trouble.Takes part when Nessie starts kindergarten,abit after Breaking Dawn. Editing. Add partTwilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 17, follows: 8, updated: 2/25/2009 published: 11/13/2008
347Twilight: The Musical » by whitnibble
Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.Twilight, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 19, words: 22k+, favs: 123, follows: 88, updated: 2/16/2009 published: 7/25/2008
69 The Most Awesome Twilight FanFiction Ever! » by Wonderland Blossom
The title says it all.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 5, words: 356, favs: 22, follows: 3, updated: 2/8/2009 published: 11/4/2008, Bella, Edward
525Can't Touch This » by jam-ughb
Bella Swan used to live a normal life in Pheonix. But when an experience leaves her traumatized, she hasn't spoken or touched anyone for over a year. When she moves to Forks and meets the beautiful Edward Cullen, can he and his family help her? BxETwilight, T, English, Romance & Mystery, chapters: 25, words: 41k+, favs: 200, follows: 246, updated: 2/7/2009 published: 2/28/2008
16 Blossoms by hopeisabluebird
AU She doesn't understand... Perhaps the only thing she does understand is forever. And she doesn't understand why she can't spend forever with Mommy and Daddy in the green place...Twilight, K, English, Tragedy, words: 2k+, favs: 23, follows: 5, 1/31/2009, Bella, Edward