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59Tempering Steel »
Jack Spicer is about to die and Chase Young is going to be the one to kill him. Such a thing leads to a series of events that no-one could have possibly forseen in a million years. WIPXiaolin Showdown, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 21k+, favs: 81, follows: 75, updated: 11/26/2014 published: 11/13/2011, Jack
23Perversion: Here, There and Everywhere »
Is nothing sacred anymore! Anywhere the Straw Hats go, wild scenarios and hectic emotions are sure to follow in quick sucession. Fill for the Genre/Emotion challange by The Sacred and Profane. Chapter 5: Anti-climactic final chapter is anti-climactic. OTLOne Piece, T, English, Humor & Angst, chapters: 5, words: 10k+, favs: 14, follows: 6, updated: 11/27/2011 published: 5/25/2010
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Mean Jews Suck
...but nice jews swallow. So, essentially, herein is provided some Kyman fanservice and the Imaginationland scene EVERYBODY secretly wanted. No, don't even try to deny it. You know you wanted it. "Come, pay homage to the Sultan's balls."South Park, M, English, words: 1k+, favs: 29, follows: 4, 10/25/2010, Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
15 Surprise!
He supposed that he could complain about the lack of the spoken "Happy Birthday" he really wanted from his big brother, but then nobody had ever decked an old lady to get him the last maple glaze donut from Timmy Hoes before. Fricken' sweet, eh.Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Family & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 108, follows: 8, 7/2/2010, Canada, America
14 Acute Paranoia »
"They say the age of Imperialism has come and gone but in reality...countries have just gotten a whole lot sneakier about it. Damn." Cracky Oneshot. Omake: "Berwald, it's quarter-past-two in the morning. What on earth are you doing?"Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 26, follows: 2, updated: 6/15/2010 published: 2/28/2010
2 Beware the Fourth Wall Breacher
For she will kidnap you and steal your beloved scarf...just some friendly advice. Just saying'. Cracky oneshot for Starla101101. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY M'DEAR Enjoy.RENT, T, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 3/3/2010, Mark C.
6 Bad Ratings
You know, after several centuries of being nations, you'd have thought they'd have perfected their damn technique in the bedroom for chrissake. England...the former bloody British Empire...as second worst! What is this sh*t! Cracky oneshot. Enjoy.Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 20, follows: 2, 2/28/2010
29Fleeting Glimpses »
A collection of "30 Sentences" about the Straw-hats and everybody else they've met on their adventures. Contains pairings of het, yuri, and yaoi. T-blanket rating. Do enjoy. Chapter 5: In Loving MemoryOne Piece, T, English, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 19, follows: 6, updated: 2/20/2010 published: 1/17/2010
10 Uptown Girl
It's love at first sight across the foodcourt when Sanji spots Nami at the juice bar. Knowing all too well the reprecussions, Zoro attempts to smack some sense into him, but Sanji's sure about this one. AU oneshot for Dandy Wonderous. Enjoy.One Piece, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 12, follows: 4, 2/16/2010, Sanji
16 Okama Back To Me
As if you'd thought the crew could get any weirder...and then they just had bring on board the flamboyant transvestite we all love best. A response to The Sacred and Profane's 'newkama' prompt. Enjoy.One Piece, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 43, follows: 6, 2/14/2010, Bon Clay/Mr. 2
14Cola Bubbles and Flower Petals »
A collection of Frobin oneshots. A tribute to the cruelly-forgotten cyborg and archaeologist as they wind their way through moments most of us would not want broadcasted. T-blanket rating. Enjoy.One Piece, T, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 42, follows: 23, 2/14/2010, Robin, Franky
11The Effects of Boredom
Usually, even if one has exhausted all other means of entertainment, one does not go around starting relationships under mikan trees. Written for The Sacred and Profane. Enjoy.One Piece, K, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 17, follows: 2, 1/22/2010, Nami, Usopp
5 Like Those Stories You Hear
Ours is not the only world enshrouded in myth and fantasy. Written for Sacred and Profane's Fabulous Five challenge. Enjoy.One Piece, T, English, Fantasy, words: 880, favs: 6, follows: 1, 1/22/2010
6 Inanimate Witnesses
Four ordinary items, highly unremarkable, bear witness to a romance quite unlike any other. For the Two-by-Four Challenge set by The Sacred and Profane.One Piece, T, English, words: 443, favs: 7, 1/17/2010, Zoro, Sanji
5 Do Neptune's Horses Roam
Zoro doesn't believe in gods...or God, for that matter...but that won't stop the Grandline from pulling some pretty amazing stuff out of its sleeve from time to time.One Piece, K, English, Supernatural, words: 743, favs: 13, 1/16/2010, Sanji, Zoro
13 New York Fairytale
Behind the jolly facade, Christmas can be just as ugly as any other time of year. But even then you've got friends, nakama, to see you through. AU Oneshot. Enjoy.One Piece, T, English, Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 17, follows: 4, 12/25/2009, Sanji, Zoro
16 A Dab Hand At Necromancy
Robin never would have thought she had a talent for a lost art of legend... Oneshot. Bit cracky. Written for Amethyst Turtle.One Piece, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 847, favs: 25, follows: 2, 12/17/2009, Brook, Robin
12 Love on Shabondy
They met on Shabondy; she, a pink-haired goddess...and he, her golden prince. 'Tis love at first sight, surely? Crack oneshot drabble. Enjoy.One Piece, K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 496, favs: 7, 12/3/2009
23Double Take, Matimli Parody
Hancock simply cannot believe there is a guy out there that can pass by without staring at her ass...slight crack, AU, oneshot. Enjoy.One Piece, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 48, follows: 8, 11/27/2009, Boa Hancock
13 Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Follow up to The Vegetable Must Be Destroyed. After the second incident with the small red fruit, the sniper seriously ponders whether the cook has a fetish...Oneshot crackfic. Enjoy.One Piece, K+, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 29, follows: 3, 11/21/2009, Usopp, Sanji
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