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97Not Good Not Bad »
Zach's POV from my version of the third Gallagher Girls book. Don't have to read it to understand. What happens when the Blackthorne Boys and Gallagher meet up again? Why does Dillon have a black eye? Why does he refer to Solomon as James Bond! R&R PleaseGallagher Girls, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 58, follows: 85, updated: 7/24/2011 published: 3/22/2009, Zach G., Cammie M.
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Gallagher Girls 3 »
"I hope we don't expelled," I whispered."They're asking for it, just try not to bruise them," Zac said, turning to face the boys."Okay," Dillon said glaring at us. "No more sucker punches pretty boy." "He thinks I'm pretty," he whispered to me with a laugGallagher Girls, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 15, words: 28k+, favs: 190, follows: 99, updated: 7/24/2011 published: 11/9/2008
32 Gone Fishing
Joe Solomon and Matt Morgan go fishing at Joe's safe house. A missing moment between two friends. Set the summer after Cammie turns nine. Please read and review! Possibly more to come!Gallagher Girls, K, English, Friendship & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 48, follows: 10, 7/23/2011, Joe S., Matt M.
29A Little Risk »
Ally is on the run from the Ministry after a little tiff with some Death Eaters. Scabior and his team of Snatchers are just trying to make a couple galleons. What happens when these two meet up and Ally isn't just any hunt? Action/Romance/Humor Scabior/OCHarry Potter, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 30, follows: 32, 12/14/2010, Scabior, OC
518Off Track »
She's quiet. She's obedient. She's tough. She's also a motocross racer who happens to be in love with a certain werewolf. Andrea is in for a big surprise that will change her entire life. She'll either except the challenge or be left behind in the dust.Twilight, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 19, words: 45k+, favs: 276, follows: 274, updated: 7/4/2010 published: 4/5/2009, Brady
824La Push'n And Love'n »
Sequel to La Push Me Off A Cliff. Alex and Paul are just starting their new life together. New job, new family, new laughs. What happens when someone comes along and tries to ruin it? Lots of fluff and really funny. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING THAT SM DOES!READTwilight, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 27, words: 69k+, favs: 330, follows: 281, updated: 7/3/2010 published: 3/19/2009, Paul
579No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service »
This is what I get for trying to be independent;a sore back, public restrooms,and an annoying ex-boyfriend who just can't seem to understand the concept of 'dumped.'What happens when Kendra meets a certain hansome stranger at a gas station? Funny!EmbryxOCTwilight, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 15, words: 44k+, favs: 329, follows: 346, updated: 3/7/2010 published: 6/7/2009, Embry
77Flower Petals
"I love you," I told him, looking directly into his eyes. "What about your boyfriend?" Seth asked, looking down. "Screw him, he's an asshole anyway," I told him with a grin before grabbing his jacket and pulling him down for a kiss. SethxOC FUNNY!Twilight, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 77, follows: 102, 2/7/2010, Seth
437Camp Cullen: Here We Go Again »
The gang's back for another year at camp and relationships are stronger than ever! Add in a rival camp and some 'friendly' competition and you're in for a load of surprises, new pranks, and new friends. Will the survive the ultimate challenge? Funny! R&RTwilight, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 8k+, favs: 319, follows: 312, updated: 1/24/2010 published: 6/15/2009, Bella, Edward
523The Waitress »
"It's caviar," I told her easily.A-dur."I know that, but what is it?" she snapped. Well Miss Priss, I don't really like your attitude."Unborn fish spawn," I told her just as she took a bite into it.One connecting door, 3 boys, and 3 girls. AH B/E A/J R/ETwilight, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 10, words: 17k+, favs: 281, follows: 318, updated: 10/18/2009 published: 6/23/2009, Bella, Edward
373What The Hell »
Then I realized that I had to pee. Really bad. So, I of course, just walked passed the gym and down the hall towards the bathroom. That is until a door suddenly burst open and smacked me right in the face. CollinXOC imprint story. Funny, give it a shot!Twilight, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 14, words: 30k+, favs: 240, follows: 223, updated: 10/12/2009 published: 5/14/2009, Collin
503No Way »
Ah! The monkey stole my bananas!""Don't let the squirrel touch my nuts!""My wand! I thought Esme threw it away after I tried to shove it down Jasper's throat!" The Cullen's are back to school. Can Bella resist helping Emmett with his pranking? Hilarious!Twilight, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 8, words: 11k+, favs: 324, follows: 282, updated: 10/12/2009 published: 3/7/2009, Emmett, Bella
154Over The Wall »
After the girls sneak into an all boys military school Bella can't seem to get one of the guys, Emmett, out of her head.With Rose and Alice pushing her closer to him can she keep denying her feelings for him or will she let him catch her as she falls?BxEmTwilight, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 14k+, favs: 137, follows: 152, updated: 10/12/2009 published: 7/18/2009, Bella, Emmett
186Character Theme Songs According To Emmett »
What happens when Emmett has the brilliant idea of making personalized mixed CD's for the entire family? What songs does he chose for who? How does the Volturie react when they recieve there? Why did he color-code them? Hilarious! More Chapters coming!Twilight, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 121, follows: 134, updated: 9/30/2009 published: 5/30/2009
991Camp Cullen »
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?Twilight, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 20, words: 44k+, favs: 641, follows: 356, updated: 6/15/2009 published: 10/18/2008
31Deleted Scenes
This is a series of deleted scenes from all of my stories. Feel free to suggest any scenes or different point of views from any chapter! Read and review! xfunnyxTwilight, T, English, words: 1k+, favs: 12, follows: 14, 6/5/2009
84Thief Like Me »
Bella and Rosalie are partners in crime. What happens when they get some very interesting company one night who want them to join in the hunt that could possibly save millions while killing them and their new found friends? Normal tion/funny!Twilight, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 48, follows: 77, updated: 3/28/2009 published: 3/27/2009, Bella, Edward
190A Christmas At The Lodge »
The Cullens are spending their holidays at the Hale Lodge-just like every other year. Emmett's trying to get Rosalie, Jasper's trying to make his move with Alice, and Edward is intrigued by the Lodge's singer/snowboarding instructer.AH REALLY FUNNY!REVIETwilight, T, English, chapters: 5, words: 7k+, favs: 132, follows: 151, updated: 3/27/2009 published: 12/13/2008, Bella, Edward
646La Push Me Off A Cliff »
He was getting milk-I was getting milk. We bonded over dairy products," I said mockingly. She rolled her eyes. "You make everything sound so stupid." PaulxOC Give it a shot. Hilarious-ness, surprising twists, and fluff. R&R!Twilight, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 32, words: 73k+, favs: 686, follows: 266, updated: 3/19/2009 published: 2/16/2009, Paul
184Fighting Flames »
Bella is a firefighter, the only female in her station. What happens when her station 1 plays station 2 in a hockey tournement where she meets a certain bronze haired firemen and the rest of the gang? Can they work together if they must? ExB funny-bad sumTwilight, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 6, words: 7k+, favs: 193, follows: 244, updated: 3/8/2009 published: 11/29/2008, Bella, Edward
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