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HidanKakuzuFanGirl PM
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Joined Sep '08

The Jashinist Alphabet

A Is For Amber Who Drowned In A Pool
B Is For Billy Who Was Eaten By Ghouls
C Is For Curt With Disease Of The Brain
D Is For Daniel Derailed On A Train
E Is Erik Who Was Buried Alive
F Is For Frank Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye
G Is For Greg Who Died In The Womb
H Is For Heather Who Was Sealed In A Tomb

One By One We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Numbers Up
We All Fall Down

Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down

I Is For Issac Who Lost His Front Brakes
J Is For Johnny Who Was Bitten By Snakes
K Is For Kimmy Who Was Shot In The Head
L Is For Larry Who Bled And Bled
M Is For Marie Who Was Burned To A Crisp
N Is For Nicky Who Was Pummeled By Fists
O Is For Olive Who Lived Life To Fast
P Is For Pat Who Swallowed Some Glass

One By One We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Numbers Up
We All Fall Down

Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down

Q Is For Quentin Who Took The Wrong Trail
R Is For Reyna Who Rotted In Jail
S Is For Steve Who Was Shot With A Bow
T Is For Tori Who Froze In The Snow
U Is Urich Who Was Trampled By Hooves
V Is For Vanessa Who Fell Off A Roof
W Is For Will Who Was Hit By A Car
X Is For Xavier Who Sunk In The Tar
Y Is For Yessy Who Fell From A Plane
Z Is For Zach Who Simply Went

INSANE

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

Dum things to put on products

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nybble sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


FRIENDS Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS Are for life.

FRIENDS Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS Would ignore this letter

From a girl that realizes said things and has had the roll reversal of being so for a guy;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

IF YOU LIKE TO BITE PEOPLE, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have told at least 5 people that you are in love with your favorite character from Naruto paste this on your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile.

If you don't care if your not popular, you're just who you are, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness, Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, ItaSakuxTenshi, Kirathis-Chan, ioOShiroTenshiOoi, HidanKakuzuFanGirl

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on, copy this onto your profile.

If I don't call you
Its because I'm waiting for you to call me

When I walk away from you mad
Follow me

When I stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When I push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When I start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When I'm quiet
Ask me what's wrong

When I ignore you
Give me your attention

When I pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me I'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When I'm scared
Protect me

When I lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When I grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When I tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When I don't answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When I look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When I say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When I bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When I tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When I look at you in your eyes
don't look away until i do

When I miss you
I'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When I say it's over
I still want you to be mine

If your life is overrun by Naruto or any other anime, copy and paste this to your profile

If you believe that guys are assholes and should start paying attention to a girls' personality and not just like her for her looks, copy and paste this to your profile

If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlit night,copy this onto your profile.

If you have canines or fangs,put this on your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

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