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Never Change »
Thirteen years after his high school girlfriend's pregnancy upended his life, Stan is still in South Park, working with his partner Bebe as a local cop. They're in the process of investigating a series of possibly connected murders when FBI agent Kyle Broflovski returns to town and informs his old friend Stan that this is his investigation now. (Stan/Kyle)
South Park, M, English, Mystery & Romance, chapters: 10, words: 120k+, favs: 85, follows: 60, updated: 9/29/2015 published: 10/15/2014, [Stan M., Kyle B.]
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Happy Thanksgiving, Clyde Donovan
It's Thanksgiving, and Clyde misses his mom as usual. Fortunately, he has a lot of distractions this year. Maybe too many. (Clyde/Bebe/Kenny, Clyde/Craig)
South Park, M, English, Drama & Romance, words: 11k+, favs: 28, follows: 5, 11/28/2014, [Clyde D., Craig T.] [Kenny M., Bebe S.]
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An Education »
AU - Kyle is sent to a fat camp for the summer, where he falls in love with kindly junior counselor Stan and experiments guiltily with his corpulent bunkmate, Eric Cartman. Kenny, Wendy, Token, Henrietta, Butters, Clyde, Bebe, Craig and others also have a role in Kyle's life changing summer of 'health education.'
South Park, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 10, words: 142k+, favs: 139, follows: 99, updated: 8/22/2014 published: 11/21/2013, Kyle B., Stan M., Eric Cartman
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Toward the End of Time
Kyle is back in South Park for Thanksgiving. Stan gets in touch, as usual.
South Park, T, English, Angst & Romance, words: 11k+, favs: 33, follows: 4, 12/1/2013, [Stan M., Kyle B.]
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The Reformation of Fart Boy
Five times South Park has brought Kyle to the brink of sanity and Stan has brought him back.
South Park, T, English, Drama & Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 49, follows: 3, 11/10/2013, Stan M., Kyle B.
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Spirit Animals »
Cartman wants to film his amateur ghost hunting show at the site of the grisly McCormick massacre. Stan hates the idea but can't stay away, because Kyle will be there.
South Park, T, English, Romance & Supernatural, chapters: 3, words: 23k+, favs: 54, follows: 17, updated: 11/1/2013 published: 10/17/2013, [Stan M., Kyle B.]
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From the Queen of England to the Hounds of Hell »
AU - Ten years after the execution of Terrance and Phillip, the war with Canada has not ended. Stan and most of Kyle's friends are planning to join the army after high school graduation, bound to be drafted anyway. Kyle doesn't believe in the war, but he's not willing to let Stan go without him.
South Park, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 179k+, favs: 96, follows: 61, updated: 7/29/2013 published: 6/28/2012, Stan M., Kyle B.
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Nothing Sacred »
After years of quiet obsession, Kenny is in a financial position to steal Kyle away from Cartman, but his emotional maturity is another matter. Stan is staying with Kenny as a guest for the summer, and he has desires of his own to contend with. (Stan POV)
South Park, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 52k+, favs: 61, follows: 34, updated: 6/6/2013 published: 5/1/2013, Stan M., Kyle B., Kenny M., Eric Cartman
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Worst Christmas Ever
Stan loses his arm and his boyfriend just before the holidays, but if there's one thing that Kyle has in common with a severed limb, it's that he's never gone for long. An AU set in space.
South Park, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 18, follows: 1, 12/31/2012, Stan M., Kyle B.
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The Long Kiss Goodnight
Two thousand years later, Kyle is still trying to leave South Park, and Stan is along for the ride. An AU set in space.
South Park, T, English, Romance & Sci-Fi, words: 9k+, favs: 27, follows: 4, 12/31/2012, Stan M., Kyle B.
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Boxing Day
Stan goes home for Ned's funeral and confronts his feelings about his uncle's closeted relationship, and his own feelings for Kyle.
South Park, T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 14k+, favs: 49, follows: 9, 12/31/2012, Stan M., Kyle B.
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Amalgamation »
AU - In 1862, Kyle's family is forced to move from New York to a tiny mining settlement at the foot of Pike's Peak in Colorado. Kyle is 16 and miserable until he meets Stan, a fellow transplant who has been in town for three years. Their feelings for each other are shadowed by the town's haunted history, and for Kyle the local legends begin to feel more like real nightmares.
South Park, T, English, Romance & Supernatural, chapters: 5, words: 82k+, favs: 93, follows: 38, updated: 11/25/2012 published: 10/8/2012, Stan M., Kyle B.
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A Lifetime Supply of Crab Wontons
Five times P.F. Chang's has influenced Kyle's emotional development. Stan/Kyle
South Park, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 56, follows: 3, 11/18/2012, Stan M., Kyle B.
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Something Infinite
On the night of their senior prom, Kyle demands to be taken to the Grand Canyon. Stan hasn't talked to him in years, but he gets his keys, gives Kyle his coat, and drives him there.
South Park, M, English, Romance & Angst, words: 8k+, favs: 74, follows: 7, 11/12/2012, Stan M., Kyle B.
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Swordswelter
Cartman decides to get plastic surgery to correct the one thing about his body that bothers him most. Butters doesn't approve, but he's along for the ride as usual.
South Park, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 24, follows: 3, 8/15/2012, Eric Cartman, Butters S.
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Herbert Garrison's Night School for Unwed Fathers »
Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde
South Park, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 17, words: 208k+, favs: 296, follows: 120, updated: 6/16/2012 published: 1/25/2012, Stan M., Kyle B.
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It's Hard to Know They're Out There
They're bloody and grim but they're still his best friends.
South Park, T, English, Drama & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 69, follows: 10, 6/9/2012, Stan M., Kyle B.
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Leave the Pieces »
Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle
South Park, M, English, Mystery & Romance, chapters: 25, words: 264k+, favs: 295, follows: 114, updated: 1/16/2012 published: 8/22/2011, Stan M., Kyle B.
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Holiday Hair Removal
After many years together, Stan finally notices something about Kyle's grooming habits. Upon further investigation and to Stan's dismay, Craig Tucker is involved.
South Park, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 13k+, favs: 64, follows: 2, 12/22/2011, Stan M., Kyle B.
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The Scenic Route »
The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!
South Park, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 8, words: 122k+, favs: 522, follows: 111, updated: 8/19/2011 published: 6/9/2011, Kyle B., Stan M.