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84The Mad and Zany Misadventures of Lucius and Snape » On their own these two are evil and menacing, but when they get together they encounter the oddest situations. Chapter 6: Explore the realm of utter grooviness that is Lucius Malfoy's garden. Yes! The one place where he and Snape find true happiness!
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 10k+, favs: 38, follows: 7, updated: 8/10/2004 published: 1/3/2003
21Candy Induced Chaos What horrors arise in the great hall as a result of too much candy and other substances? Who'd have thought Lupin could shed his modesty? Who'd have thought Snape could be so carefree? Hogwarts will never be the same after today.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 1, 6/13/2004
3The Carnie Elves Incident What will the rest of the fellowship do when Legolas is kidnapped by the vengeful King of the Carnie Elves? Features frozen yogurt, many fried foods and a lovable pair of Siamese dwarves. Fun for the whole family! Or not.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 6/13/2004
188Parody Paradise » Warped Draco angst, dirty boutiques, and bizarre perversion! Chapter 24 up: Ginny is really an elven princess! This means the nonsense cannot be measured by any scale known to mankind! Jolly good fun here, kiddies!
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 25, words: 41k+, favs: 42, follows: 5, updated: 5/31/2004 published: 12/12/2002
22Drunken Debauchery Down in the Dungeon The incident was crazy enough with Snape and Lucius forcing the class to do unwholesome things. Then Sirius walked in and things got completely out of hand!
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 14, follows: 1, 3/28/2004
12A Day With the Marauders and Company! Join James and the gang for a fun-filled day at Hogwarts! Insults! Makeovers! It's all here, kiddies, and Peter gets the boot (big surprise, eh?)
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 631, favs: 1, 3/22/2004
22Pancakes and Tequila Don't Mix » Join Frodo, the Metatron, and the Sheriff as Frodo sets out to establish the best brothel in Middle Earth! Chapt 2. Snape arrives to teach Frodo the finer art of writing tasteless tales. The Sheriff and the Metatron continue to bicker.
X-overs, M, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, updated: 3/20/2004 published: 1/6/2003
23The Day the Incredible Happened Ginny thinks back on the day she witnessed something very unusual: the day she saw Snape laugh. Kinda leaves ya with a warm feeling.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 9, 3/14/2004
15Up All Night Legolas and Aragorn role play as the others try to sleep. The others don't quite get it, except for poor Frodo.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Humor, words: 968, favs: 3, follows: 1, 3/8/2004
16Wedding Nausea It's Lily's wedding day and everyone has something to gripe about. A harsh jab at all those wedding fics that make you want to gag.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 9, 3/7/2004
21None of This Should Be Happening! When a perverted item is stolen from Dumbledore's office, he enlists the aide of Hermione and Snape to find it-after he forces them to marry, of course.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 12, 2/29/2004
25Vanity to the Extreme It is a well accepted fact that Draco is vain, but this is just plain odd! Tis unhealthy to pay so much attention to certain areas of one's body!
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 6, 2/16/2004
14Why Snape Isn't A Physician It's a very good thing that Snape decided to teach. I pity all Gryffindors everywhere.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Humor, words: 890, favs: 7, 2/15/2004
19Scroogy Snape And now a parody of all those annoying Snapish Christmas fics. Smut and sarcasm galore, kiddies!
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 10, 12/16/2003
43A Disfunctional Family Christmas » Here's a little Christmas play starring Snape, Harry, Hermione, Draco and Ron as a "normal, loving" family. Chapter 3 is up! Be fearful and rejoice
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 18, follows: 1, updated: 12/14/2003 published: 12/9/2003
48The Shower Incident NAKED SNAPE! Now that I have your attention, read all about Snape's strange experience in the shower.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 36, follows: 6, 11/11/2003
29What Lies Beneath Harry gets the strangest urge to look under...oooh, naughty places! Ron and Hermione get in on the fun! Oh, the secrets they find!
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 38, follows: 9, 10/19/2003
25How It Really Happened The story of Harry's parents, the Marauders, and Snape. This is how it really happened folks.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Humor, words: 451, favs: 4, 10/15/2003
21Oddities Lupin's gone batty, Snape's tied up, there's an angry mob after Draco-what's going on? Brief appearences by the Metatron and the Sheriff.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 1, 4/20/2003
38The Unmentionable Curse The new DADA professor teaches the children a very naughty curse! Most inappropriate, indeed! Rated R for language!
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 18, 3/23/2003
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