I am a solitary dictatorship parental system for 3 amazing, crazy children. I lead a boring, yet fucktastically awesome life.

British accents, bad boys, tattoos, and bondage are my kryptonite; and I am an E&B whore all the way...with the exception of a good threesome or some slash.

I'm not shy and pretty much an open book, so feel free to approach...I wont bite...unless you like that. =p