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528 Yesternight » A trip to Mexico leaves Carlisle and Edward captured by Maria's coven. Edward wants to hate Jasper, the coven's lieutenant, but... emotions are not -his- talent. Slash. AU.
Twilight, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 15, words: 78k+, favs: 501, follows: 386, updated: 7/8/2011 published: 2/9/2010, Edward, Jasper
126 Red Geraniums Carlisle Cullen wakes up with a man in his bed. Winner in the Carlward contest. Very "adult." A/H. Slash.
Twilight, M, English, Drama & Romance, words: 12k+, favs: 435, follows: 69, 4/4/2011, Edward, Carlisle
36 Written on a Cloud Before Alice even knew herself, she knew Jasper. She knew his face, his eyes, the way he looked before the hunt. The only thing she didn't know was how to find him. A collaboration with Americnxidiot for FGB.
Twilight, M, English, Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 120, follows: 20, 10/5/2010, Alice, Jasper
252 Random JasperEdward oneshots » New Entry #4: The Kinsey Scale: Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles. AH. Funny porn, etc.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 4, words: 20k+, favs: 250, follows: 135, updated: 10/2/2010 published: 8/9/2009, Edward, Jasper
96 Motorcycles From NM: "The anger was what I wanted to hear—false, fabricated evidence that he cared, a dubious gift from my subconscious." Vamp-AU. One-shot.
Twilight, M, English, Drama & Tragedy, words: 9k+, favs: 127, follows: 34, 4/26/2010, Bella
193 3 Times He Told Bella, & the 1 Time She Believed Edward infiltrates Bella's vampire club. He tells her THE TRUTH-but she doesn't believe him. Silly, silly girl. Vamp. Pr0ny humor. Very pr0ny. Written for the Twi Kink Meme.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 405, follows: 125, 3/30/2010, Bella, Edward
816 Psychotic SuperPowered Vampirism » Uh, "Edward never came back," and Bella goes crazy. Not just "hearing a hot voice in my head" crazy but medically insane. Yeah, and she has a superpower and wants revenge. AU.
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 13, words: 27k+, favs: 435, follows: 269, updated: 3/15/2010 published: 9/2/2009, Bella, Edward
224 Cowboys Have Fangs, Too » When you're a Cullen, you're supposed to be a nice vampire. You're not supposed to want to kill librarians—or drink the drill team—or have a map of scars. And you're certainly not supposed to want to exsanguinate Edward's human. Aw, hell. Canon.
Twilight, M, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 4, words: 21k+, favs: 335, follows: 123, updated: 2/7/2010 published: 1/31/2010, Jasper
584 The Price of Permanence » Edward Cullen is marrying the perfect woman - except that she's not his version of perfect. How does he catch the woman who is? EPOV Companion to Sin & Incivility. Mature. All-human.
Twilight, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 8, words: 26k+, favs: 659, follows: 335, updated: 12/26/2009 published: 11/6/2009, Edward
1k+ Sin and Incivility » Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 7, words: 22k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 719, updated: 11/6/2009 published: 12/24/2008, Bella, Edward
2k+ If Love Could Light a Candle » Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Horror, chapters: 13, words: 112k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 9/25/2009 published: 4/26/2009, Bella, Edward
3k+ The Nymph and the Waterfall » Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 32, words: 83k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 6/15/2009 published: 12/3/2008, Bella, Edward
921 Waxing Crescent » Everything is set for Renesmee. She has love, immortality-and an attitude. If only her rebellion didn't have horrible consequences... Post-BD.
Twilight, M, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 37, words: 72k+, favs: 664, follows: 302, updated: 4/5/2009 published: 10/11/2008, Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
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