Name: Kurokitsune666
My likes: Most anime, Final Fantasy VII, and I recently have developed a love for Harry Potter and Supernatural stories too.
I'll read just about anything if it intrests me and is well written.
I really don't write stories mostly because once I get an idea for one after a few days I tend to loose all inspiration to write or I loose track of where I want the story to go so I tend to stick to reading other people works.
I have come to the sad conclusion that as years go by common decency and sense are getting harder to find in people. This can be seen through the fact that various wonderful authors have removed all their stories from their accounts and removed themselves from fanfiction.net due mostly to other peoples insensitivity, rudeness, stupidity, and ignorance.
My Favorite Quotes: (There are a lot of them)
"Kurama, don't make me rip out your precious voice-box." -Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho
"This is my phone... Tell Yuffie she has no right to reach this number..." -Vincent Valentine, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
"Hiei, I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through but... I don't like you that way." -Kurama, Yu Yu Hakusho
“Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.” - Winston Churchill
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned" by William Congreve
"It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all" by Alfred Lord Tennyson
"If you love something, set it free; if it comes backs it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was" by Richard Bach
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion." - Sephiroth
"If this is all a dream, don't wake me up."- Cloud
Sephiroth: Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away.
'The gate of tomorrow is not the light of heaven, but the darkness in the depths of the Earth.' - Vincent
'Too much hope is the opposite of despair... An overpowering love may consume you in the end.' - Vincent
'Defeat Sephiroth... Defeat the son of that beloved woman... Am I on the verge of committing another sin...? Or am I atoning as best I can for only watching...?' - Vincent
"A devil, a born devil,on whose nature nurture can never stick." -William Shakespear
"Blood may be thicker than water, but bonds are thicker than blood" -Anonymous
"As my mother used to say, now they both have to go to the hospital. One to remove the foot from his ass, the other to get his shoe back." From: Champion of Chaos by: Seer of Chaos17
Fire and Ice by: Robert Frost
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
Crowley to Cas: “The big lie, the Winchesters still buy it. The good Cas, the righteous Cas. As long as they still believe it, you get to believe it. Well I’ve got news for you, kitten: a whore is a whore is a whore.”
Castiel: I brought you out of hell, I can throw you back in.
Castiel: (into the cell phone) This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes!
Raphael: I will find you! Castiel: Maybe so, but today you're my little b*tch.
Dean: There's Sam girls and Dean girls. And what's a slash fan? Sam: As in... Sam slash Dean. Together.
Sam: Are you... drunk? Castiel: No..! [brief pause] Yes. Sam: ... what happened? Castiel: I found a liquor store. Sam: And? castiel: And I drank it. Dean: Where the hell've you been?! Castiel: On a bender!
Dean: ...What are you, stoned? 2014-Castiel: Generally, yeah. Dean: What happened to you? 2014-Castiel: [shrugs] Life.
Crowley: Don't worry? What, like Lucifer didn't worry? Or Michael? Or Lillith? Or Allistair? Or Azazel didn't worry? Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn't underestimate those denim wrapped nightmares!?
Lucifer: Hi Sam. Long time no spooning. You're my bunk mate buddy. You're my little bitch in every sense of the term.
Zachariah: So, let me take a wild guess. You're with Sam and Dean. Adam: Yeah. Zachariah: Didn't we tell you about them? So you know you can't trust them, right? You know Sam and Dean Winchester are psychotically, irrationally, erotically codependent on each other, right? Zachariah (to Adam): If it's any consolation, you're the illegitimate half brother of the guy we do care about. That's not so bad, right?
Lucifer to Sam: I’ve been waiting for you for a long, long time. Come on, Sam. You have to admit — you can feel it, right? The exhilaration. And you know why that is? Because we’re two halves made whole. M.F.E.O. Literally. I’m inside your grapefruit, Sam. You can’t lie to me. I see it all — how odd you always felt, how… out of place in that… family of yours. And why shouldn’t you have? They were foster care — at best. I’m your real family. All those times you ran away, you weren’t running from them. You were running towards me. This doesn’t have to be a bad thing, you know. I let Dean live, didn’t I? I want him to live. I’ll bring your folks back, too. I want you to be happy, Sam.
DICK ROMAN: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo. But I mean the machine, the idea. Just one of your species' most inspired inventions. I mean it. I really think you guys have spunk. You're like a planet of just the cutest little engines that could. But... Like the late, great, actual Dick Roman used to say to the whores he'd kick out of the presidential suite... "cute don't quite hack it, sugar."
Crowley: I'll cut to the chase, Mr. Roman. Dick Roman: Please. Dick. Crowley: Dick. You and I control large interests I feel strongly could meld to the benefit of all. Dick Roman: You think? Crowley: I know. Straight talk: we should be friends, you and I. Dick Roman: Why? Why in the world would we be? Crowley: W-Well I brought you here, Dick. I-I found a way to open a door to Purgatory... Dick Roman: To steal every last soul, you mean. You and that angel friend of yours. Don't roofee me and call it romance. Crowley: I-I think you've got me wrong. Dick Roman: Now it's your turn to listen. I'd sooner swim through hot garbage than shake the hand of a bottom-feeding mutation like you. You demons are ugly, lazy, gold-digging whores. You're less than humans and they're not good for much but to dip deep in garlic sauce. I'd never work with you, Crowley. In fact, if I wasn't busy with other things I might actually wipe your kind from the face of the universe. And you deserve it. Are we clear? Crowley: Keep the muffins.
Crowley: There's a reason we don't call our chips in early; consumer confidence. This isn't Wall Street. This is Hell! We have a little something called integrity. This gets out who'll deal with us? Nobody! Then where are we?!
Dean:"Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?" Sam: "Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating."Sam: "Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted." Dean: "Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!" Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"
Dean Winchester: Known fact, all women lie about their weight and age. Sam Winchester: Wait, you told that waitress the other day you were 29.
Crowley: Nobody in the history of torture has been tortured with torture like the torture you will be tortured with.
Crowley: To be clear, I will not be joining you, ever... Except at your death scene, where I shall burst into song.
Gavin MacLeod: Are we in heaven? You must be angels! Crowley & Abaddon: Wow. Gavin MacLeod: You sold your soul? Sold it? For an extra three inches of willy?Crowley: Not just any demon, I'm the king! The king of Hell! And there you were worried the old man wouldn't amount to much. Gavin MacLeod: So, if you're a king, that would make me... prince? Crowley: You say I've never given you anything. A title!
Crowley: I'll cheer the day the last trace of humanity leaves me.
Gavin MacLeod: So this is goodbye then. Crowley: Yes, forever. Unless, of course, I catch you smoking, in which case I'll smack you stupid.
Crowley: Excuse me, I'm not exactly demon minion number 3 here.
Crowley: I guess I've been Winchestered.
“You’re lying to Sam like he’s your wife, which kind of makes me your mistress.” - Crowley
"If you have what you say you have, I'll make you rich. If you don't, I'll make you into shoes."―Jim Moriaty to Irene Adler, A Scandal in Belgravia
"In the world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king, and honey you should see me in a crown!" "I want to solve the problem... our problem. The Final Problem. It's gonna start very soon, Sherlock...the Fall. But don't be scared: falling's just like flying, except there's a more permanent destination. -Moriarty to Sherlock in the Reichenbach Fall.
Moriarty: Yeah, okay, I did. But the flirting's over, Sherlock. {sing song} Daddy's had enough now! I've shown you what I can do. I've cut loose all those people, all those little problems. Even thirty million quid just to get you to come out and play. So take this as a friendly warning, my dear. Back off. Although. I have loved this. This little game of ours. Playing Jim from IT. Playing gay. Did you like the little touch with the underwear?
'How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?' Sherlock Holmes Quote -The Sign of Four
"My mind," he said, "rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work, give me the most abstruse cryptogram or the most intricate analysis, and I am in my own proper atmosphere. I can dispense then with artificial stimulants. But I abhor the dull routine of existence. I crave for mental exaltation. That is why I have chosen my own particular profession,—or rather created it, for I am the only one in the world." Sherlock Holmes Quote -The Sign of Four
“Art in the blood is liable to take the strangest forms” Sherlock Holmes -The Greek Interpreter
The conclusions of every department are passed to him, and he is the central exchange, the clearinghouse, which makes out the balance. All other men are specialists, but his specialism is omniscience. Sherlock Holmes —"The Bruce-Partington Plans"
“There's more vodka in this piss than there is piss.” - Vincent Freeman to Jerome Morrow (Gattaca)
“It’s not too late to back out. This is the last day you’re going to be you and I’m going to be me.” - Vincent Freeman to Jerome Morrow (Gattaca)
“No, no. I got the better end of the deal. I only lent you my body …you lent me your dreams.” - Jerome Morrow to Vincent Freeman (Gattaca)
“ Eugene, I need you to be yourself for the day. - Vincent freeman. "I was never any good at it, remember?” -Jerome Morrow (Gattaca)
"How are you Jerome?" (Vincent)
"Not bad, Jerome." (Jerome)
"How the hell did you get up here?" (Vincent)
"Oh, I could always walk, I've been faking it." (Jerome) (Gattaca)
Jerome: My eyes are prettier. (Gattaca)
Captain Jack Harkness: Contraceptives in the rain. I love this planet. Still, at least I won't get pregnant. I'm never doing that again. (Torchwood)
Captain John Hart in a hologram: I can't believe I got the answering machine. What can you be doing that's more important than me? Anyway. You probably traced the energy shift. Found the body. All me. Sorry about the mess. Bill me for the clean up. Now: drinks! Retro-load the transmission coordinates. That's where I am. And hurry up. Work to do. Help me, Obiwan Kenobi. You're my only hope! (Torchwood)
Jack: So, ah, how was rehab? Hart: Rehabs. Plural. Jack: Drink, drugs, sex and— Hart: Murder. Jack: You went to murder rehab? Hart: I know. Ridiculous. The odd kill, who does it hurt? Jack: You clean now? Hart: Yeah. Kicked everything. Living like a priest. (Torchwood)
Jack: Gwen Cooper. Ianto Jones. Toshiko Sato. Owen Harper. Meet— Hart: Captain John Hart. Jack: We go back. Hart: Excuse me. We more than go back. We were partners. Ianto: In what way? Hart: In every way. And then some. Jack: It was two weeks. Hart: Except the two weeks was trapped in a time loop so we were together for five years. It was like having a wife. Jack: You were the wife. Hart: You were the wife. Jack: No. You were the wife. Hart: Oh, but I was a good wife. (Torchwood)
Toshiko Sato: No, I can't just hook something up! The entire telephone network is down. Owen Harper: What about a mobile connection? Toshiko Sato: [slowly] The. Entire. Telephone. Network. Is down! Ianto Jones: Mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string, everything, absolutely everything: no phones, phones all broken.
[holds up hand in imitation of telephone] Ianto Jones: Hello? Anyone there? No! Cause the phones aren't working! (Torchwood)
Ianto Jones: I've got a secret weapon. Chocolate. Preferably dark. (Torchwood)
Ianto Jones: That's what I love about Torchwood. By day, chasing the scum of the universe; come midnight, you're the wedding fairy. (Torchwood)
Captain Jack: Ianto! We're having a baby. Ianto Jones: Congratulations. Is now a good time to tell you I lost the car? Captain Jack: You did what? (Torchwood)
Captain Jack Harkness: [Owen has just resurfaced after an attempt to kill himself by drowning] Thirty-six minutes. Not bad. Owen Harper: You were watching? Captain Jack Harkness: Skinny guy in tight jeans runs into water, I was taking pictures. (Torchwood)
Owen Harper: Jack, I'm dead. I'm permanently chilled. You know you get to live forever. I get to die forever. It's funny, that.(Torchwood)
[Martha has asked Owen to tell what death is like]
Owen Harper: There was a light, a tiny speck of light and I was rushing towards it, like down a corridor, and it got brighter, and brighter, then suddenly there were these gates... these big, pearly gates and there was this old geezer and he said, "You've been a very naughty boy!"(Torchwood)
Ianto Jones: It's all over. Owen Harper: [pauses] Let's all have sex. Ianto Jones: [deadpan] And I thought the End of the World couldn't get any worse. (Torchwood)
Owen Harper: How d'you know all that? Ianto Jones: I know everything! And it says so on the bottom of the screen. (Torchwood)
Captain Jack Harkness: And before we go any further, who the hell orders pizza under the name of Torchwood? Owen Harper: Uh yeah, that would be me, sorry I'm a twat.
Owen Harper: Give Ianto a stop watch and he's happy. Ianto Jones: [smiles] It's the button on top. (Torchwood)
Ianto Jones: I always loved Tintin. Owen Harper: Yeah, well you would, wouldn't you? And he never had a girlfriend, did he? Just the dog, so I reckon he was actually shagging the dog.
OWEN HARPER: Period military is not the dress code of a straight man.
The Monarch: What's your name?
Dean: Dean Ven-
The Monarch: Your name is bitch!! And I own you. You're property! And when I'm tired of having sex with every hole god drilled in your slender frame...King Gorilla! You got a cigarette? There. I just sold you for a cigarette. And I don't smoke! (double take) Holy s*! You're Dean f*ing Venture! King, I gotta buy my bitch back. H-here's your cigarette.
King Gorilla: F* you, gimme a dollar (Venture Brothers).
THE MONARCH You fucking idiot! You expect us to go in to battle with these? Is it your plan so that they will die laughing? DR. VENTURE Oh, no, I think you'll have that covered when you storm the room with butterfly costumes. THE MONARCH Oh ha, ha, ha, ha... nice one-sie, dick! Does it have snaps in the back so you can make poopies? HENCHMAN 24 Oh, snap! DR. VENTURE For your information, this isn't a one-sie, it is a speed suit! THE MONARCH Or they can think that you're a three year old with prygeria and take pity on us . HENCHMAN 24 Oh, in your face! (Venture Brothers)
Koga: You're name's Kagome, right? Wolves mate for life so you're mine now. Got that? Kagome: I don't belong to ANYONE! Get your hands off me![She slaps him] Bandits: That chick just slapped Kouga! (Inuyasha)
SHIPPO [about 500 feet behind InuYasha] I can see why being called a mutt by Koga would upset him... but now that I see him sitting there sniffing the ground he does look like a dog. INUYASHA What did you say Shippo...? SHIPPO talk about bloodhound. How did he hear me all the way back here? INUYASHA Remember, Shippo. Dogs are carnivores, you little runt.
Naraku: I am not going to kill you - I am going to break you.
We've just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. Though I believe the technical term is being an ass. - shigure sohma (fruits basket)
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain’. - dark knight
Murphy's Laws
Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks .
Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think
Murphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong.
Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway.
Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
That’s not wrong… you fought to protect your world. Isn’t that good enough? No one really thinks of others, you will lose everything if you can’t keep up. After all, justice in this world is just a bunch of principles made by those with power to suit themselves. Only two kinds of people exist in this world: those who steal…and those who are stolen from. So then, today I just stole your future.That's all. --Ciel Phantomhive (Kuroshitsuji)
If it's your wish, I will follow you everywhere
even if your throne crumbles, and your shiny crown truns to rust
even if the bodies pile up endlessly, above the bottomless pile corpses
Beside you as you lie softly down, I will be
until i hear the words "check Mate" ! --Sebastian Michaelis (Kuroshitsuji)
Even if the throne crumbles and the brilliant crown rusts, even the empty shells of pawn pile up and we rest upon their decaying bodies, I will lie beside your small form and until the last bell tolls, until that time ... --Sebastian Michaelis (Kuroshitsuji)
“Kneel down like a worm then… And beg the demon to do it.” -Ciel (Kuroshitsuji)
(Directed to Sebastian)"'I myself was only able to recover because I happened to be able to summon a creature like you back then...but the lone devil there in the Kelvin Manor was you. And you belong to me." -Ciel Phantomhive (Kuroshitsuji)
"So long as the young master possesses 'the mark of the 'covenant'I am his faithful dog. A sacrifice...a wish...and a covenant' bind me to mymaster." -Sebastian Michaelis (Kuroshitsuji)
PETER HALE: Don't feel bad. If she lives she'll be a werewolf. She'll be incredibly powerful. STILES: Yeah and once a month she'll go out of her frikin' mind and try to tear me apart! PETER HALE: Actually, considering she's a woman... twice a month. (Teen Wolf)
DEREK HALE: (after Peter offers help) Why would I want help from a total psycho? PETER HALE: First off, I'm not a total pyscho. You're the one who slashed my throat wide open, but we're all works in progress right? (Teen Wolf)
PETER HALE: His username is Allison? His password is also Allison? STILES: Still want him in your pack? (Teen Wolf)
PETER : the situation you've got yourself in here Derek, I mean, I'm out of commission for a few week and suddenly there's lizard poeple, geratric psychopaths, and you're cooking up werewolves out of every self-esteem deprived adolescent in town. (Teen Wolf)
PETER HALE: And if that's not enough to scare your testicles back into your stomach, try to remember that two of them combine to form one giant alpha. (Teen Wolf)
PETER HALE: You know normal wolves never abandon an injured member of the pack. They care for it. They bring it food from a kill and then regurgitate it into the mouth of the injured wolf. They even give it physical and emotional comfort by intensely grooming it. In a way, they can do more than just ease pain. They can be instrumental in healing their own. (Teen Wolf)
JENNIFER:Of course it's you. Everyone else suffers, but somehow, you come out on top. And now that Scott's an alpha, you'll be able to steal it from him. You'll be an alpha again. PETER HALE: Again? Again?! I am the alpha. I've always been the alpha!!!!! (Teen Wolf)
Big Ugly: This weekend, the night of St. Vigeous, our power shall be at its peak. When I kill her, it'll be the greatest event since the crucifixion. And I should know. I was there.SpikeYou were there? Please! If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion actually was there, it would've been like Woodstock. Big Ugly: I oughta rip your throat out. SpikeI was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and then I spent the next six hours watching my hand move.(Buffy the vampire slayer).
"Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. [Everyone looking at him.] You Englishmen are always so... [pauses] Bloody hell! [Ticks off on his fingers] Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!" -Spike (Buffy the vampire slayer).
Giles: Welcome to the nancy tribe. Spike: You don't suppose you and I... we're not related, are we? Anya: There is a ruggedly handsome resemblance. Giles: A-And you do inspire a, um, particular feeling of familiarity and... disappointment. Older brother? Spike: [snorts; with certainty] Father. Oh, God, how I must hate you. Giles: [Surprised] What did *I* do?(Buffy the vampire slayer).
Spike: *Randy* Giles? Why not just call me Horny Giles or Desperate-For-A-Shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you.(Buffy the vampire slayer).
Buffy - "I'm working. Go away." Spike - "Yeah, and you chose to be in a consumer service profession. I'm a consumer. Service me." (Buffy the vampire slayer).
Angel: I'm not cheap, I'm just old. I remember when a few bob got you a good meal, a bottle and a tavern wench. (Angel: the tv series)
"I will hurt you for this. I don't know how yet, but give me time. A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid." ― George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings
"I don't like it, but my hands are tied. I just want you to know this: if I ever get the chance to betray you, I will. If the opportunity arises to pay you back, I'll take it. You'll never be able to trust me." ― Darren Shan, A Living Nightmare
"I will see you bereft of all that you have, of home and happiness and beautiful things. I will see your nation cast down and your allies drawn away. I will see you as alone and friendless and wretched as am I; and then you may live as long as you like, in some dark and lonely corner of the earth, and I shall call myself content."
― Naomi Novik, Black Powder War
"...And you, you better run because i'm going to destroy you for what you've taken from me." ― Samantha Young, Blood Will Tell
"A need for revenge can burn long and hot. Especially if every glance in a mirror reinforces it." ― Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay
"I have found that there are two ways of dealing with men. Either you treat them with respect, or you kill them. Anything in between merely breeds resentment and the desire for revenge." ― Paul Kearney
"Kufufufu, hello Birdie-chan."
"Normally I'd rather cut off my face than suffer the indignity of initiating a phone call with you, but it has come to my attention that you've been tarnishing my good name with your despicable lack of sexiness. That's not very nice."
"Your name is already tarnished beyond redemption, herbivore."
"Oh really. Perhaps I should take over that phone line and pose as you instead. It shouldn't be hard; all I have to do is grunt and make noncommittal noises while occasionally throwing in vaguely sexual threats about biting. See how you like it."
Something clicks into place, and Hibari growls low in his throat. "So it was you who sent those callers after me?"
"Kufufufu, and what if I did? You seem to have no problem rising to the task. You were obviously enjoying that bit where you and Gokudera Hayato were lambasting my entire being until he mentioned something about your dick and the usual implications related to phallic weaponry."
"Considering that you fight with a giant fork, I wonder what that implies about your penis."
"Wouldn't you like to know now? You're welcome to join Tsunayoshi and I sometime."
"I have no intentions of joining you and for that matter, neither does Sawada Tsunayoshi. So keep your delusions of bedding either of us to yourself."
"Says the guy asking Bucking Horse Dino for love advice. Though really, if you're going around asking for intimacy lessons, you should've come to me instead. You know I have extensive experience being inside people, kufufufu."
"I think I'd rather fuck a corpse."
"In that case, Lussuria's number is 39 347 6276429 [1]. You're welcome."
"Since you mentioned having extensive experience inside people, the Namimori Sexual Health Clinic is 877-2793 [2]. You might want to visit before your latest STD devours the others."
"So you're the one who told that hideous lie to Tsunayoshi. Not that it was enough to deter me from having him at the end of the day." ~ mukuro and hibari You and Me Baby, Ain't Nothing But Mammals byLady Androgene
"We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged" ― Heinrich Heine
The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary. -(unknown)?
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long someone stands there picking locks, they are always locking three. - Elayne Boosler