Before the important stuff comes, we're BIG fans of the Twilight series and the Warrior series.

Wow. You've actually come to our page. Nice...

So, what brings you here? Perhaps you have come here after reading one of our reviews. If so, do take a look at our "favorites" list. It is quite strange, don't you think?

Yeah.

Strange.

Uh-huh.

Allow us to introduce ourselves.

We Fave the Shit is made up of two people who literally favorite shit that wouldn't usually get favorited. And why? Well, that is because we hate how these people who come and think they can make up these great stories actually blind our eyes with ugliness. And so we seek to make those people actually accept that. Yet, we do it in a fun way: insult them and favorite them, even though they don't even deserve being favorited. Here we go.

I am Lydia. I don't give a fuck about if you try or not to make a good story. If it's on our fave list, IT'S BAD, OK!? God. You people are so thick.

Shut up Lydia. Anyway, I'm Samantha. Call me Sammi. Lydia and I are basically the same type of people, and we seriously don't care if you call us bitches or not. If so, that just makes replying to you more fun. Assholes.

Well, if we've favorited you, don't take it to heart. Our "favorite" list? HA! More like a blacklist. So if you are on our favorite list and you see all this shit on it, then you'll know why its on there. Cause it frikin sucks, that's why. Such an honor being on our favorite list, isn't it? NOT. Never think that our favorite list is real. All that's on there is shit, ok? -rolls eyes-

Not only our "Favorite Stories" list is a blacklist, our "Favorite Authors" list is a blacklist as well. In other words, if we find that your entire list of stories are infested with shit, then what do you know? You get the wonderful honor of being on the lovely "Favorite Authors" list as well. Yay!

Not really.

If the story's awesomeness, we'll leave a very, very nice and sincere review on their awesome story. We won't favorite the story if it's good though, since the whole point of our account is to favorite fuckin' bad stories.

Yeah.

Yes. We shall. Proceed with the explanations, Sammi, cuz I'm too lazy.

You fucking don't know the meaning of GRAMMAR.

You bold/italicize/underline things too fucking much.

We all know that you know far too well where the fucking SHIFT key is.

YoU lOvE tHe ShIfT kEy So FuCkInG mUcH tHaT yOu TyPe LiKe ThIs.

The enter key doesn't bite, fucktard.

You use the fucking enter key alot.

YOU'RE FUCKING CAPS LOCK HAPPY AND YOU TYPE YOUR STORY LIKE THIS.

You don't know where the fucking SPACE BAR is.

You're fucking S P A C E B A R happy.

You decided that you needed to satisfy your desires to announce your fucked-up fantasy CONVERSATIONS with the characters, so you decide to put it at the beginning/middle/end of your stories/chapters.

Your SUES/SELF-INSERTS don't fucking belong here.

The art of taking note of the character's CHARACTERISTICS don't happen to be in your fucked-up list of "Things to notice".

No one gives shit for your futile attempts at WHORING for reviews.

You don't even have a SUMMARY. You just fucking beg for people to read your "story".

u us3 ch4tsp34k ln teh wh0l3 fuckln st0ry.

You have no plot line.

It's boring shit.

It makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

If you see our favorite list and agree with us, feel free to send a private message. We'll always reply.

If you're a hater, go ahead, send a message. We'll always reply to any message whatsoever.

Have a nice day. Not that we care, anyways.