Hi, I'm The Evil Corkyapine. I also go by Eva, Derek, and Logass.
I live in Sheepland, the country formerly known as New Zealand, and I go to school there and learn stuff. It's all very exciting.
I like things. Things like Harry Potter and Buffy and Doctor Who and Torchwood and Dalton. Lots of other things too, but if I list everything I'll be here for hours, and I have better things to do with my time.
My main ships are:
I become easily obsessed with everything, which is probably why I RP in my spare time instead of writing a lot of fanfiction now. But I will write more. Plus I'm in the middle of a Torchwood/Buffy crossover that I've nearly finished. Sort of.
Oh, and for anyone reading Seduction; I'm rewriting and (hopefully) improving that at the moment, while also writing the next chapter, and RPing, and going on Pottermore because I accidentally remembered that again, so... um... yeah, might take a while.
My tumblr is and my twitter is @xTECx if you want to follow me for some weird reason...
OH YEAH. ALSO SOMETIMES I LIKE CAPS LOCK. I LIKE IT SO MUCH THAT I THINK IN CAPS LOCK. I MAY REPLY TO REVIEWS IN CAPS LOCK. BUT I WILL NEVER WRITE FANFICTION IN CAPS LOCK. JUST SO YOU KNOW.
Okay I'll stop now. Go read something of more interest to you. Maybe something like fanfiction. That sounds like a good idea.