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I love fanfiction!!! :) Eh i write and write but then never finish... so hopefully now if people read stuff, i'll finish it.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile

You Know You love Gilmore Girls When...

1. You know the 2 types of special
2. You see Chad Micheal Murray, you yell 'Tristan!'
3. 'Oy with the poodles already' is your catch phrase
4. You hate the Huntzbergers (except logan :) )
5. Jess and Taylor are boy's names
6. You know what Literati, Sophie, JavaJunkie, and balconybuddie mean
7. You want Obama to drop out of the election so Rory can come home
8. You know what 'urine mints' are
9. You still watch the reruns on ABC Family(now Freeform)
10. You wish the Netflix season didn't destroy your favorite characters.

I saw this on another profile and found it funny.

The Stupidest Things Written

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Aw, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: keep out of children". (hmm..something must have been lost in translation...)

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside". (The shoplifter special!)

Updated as of 2020:

You know you work retail when:

1. "But your website says you have it in stock!!" --No shit, the website takes about 72 hours to update during normal time...let alone COVID time.
2. Do you have x? (The x being Nintendo switches, lysol, or anything else people call about that sell out quickly)
3. Guest who remove the mask if only briefly. And those with phones who couldn't switch it so it doesn't do face recognition so mask removal isn't needed.
4. When the hours are crap for current employees (and yet we are constantly hiring!)

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