8Dressing Up » Emmett Cullen decides to throw a dress up party for his birthday. However, with the vampiric Cullen's there, it's definitely not going to be a normal dress up party... The results are both humorous and chaotic. : Don't let the summary throw you off.
Twilight, K+, English, chapters: 3, words: 6k+, favs: 10, follows: 13, updated: 9/11/2010 published: 6/7/2010, Emmett
278Newton's a goner » Sequel to Evil Little Prankster. The Cullen's are out to get Mike Newton's big brother Nick who wants to claim Bella for himself. He teams up with Jacob and Jessica to bring down the Cullen's. And so begins an all out prank war...
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 19, words: 33k+, favs: 122, follows: 130, updated: 9/8/2010 published: 1/10/2009, Bella, Edward
108Operation goodbye Bella, hello Edward! » Jessica is throwing her eighteenth birthday party, and Bella and Edward are forced to go by Alice. But Lauren Mallory is up to her old tricks, and has commenced a plan to win over Edward and rid herself of Bella - for good. Can the gang stop her?
Twilight, K+, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 7k+, favs: 104, follows: 96, updated: 9/6/2010 published: 6/20/2009, Lauren, Bella
25 Awkward 404 » When Bella attends a Quileute bonfire with Jessica, Jessica is imprinted on by a wolf. The relationship runs smoothly, with Bella's help, of course, that is... until Jessica finds out about the wolves secret. Complete.
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Suspense, chapters: 5, words: 8k+, favs: 30, follows: 25, updated: 5/26/2010 published: 12/14/2008, Jessica, Jacob
8 Carter Burwell Edward wants to teach Bella how to play the piano. When he finds the song 'Bella's Lullaby' by the mysterious Carter Burwell in a music shop, he becomes angry that his song has been stolen. And is Carter Burwell closer to home than he thinks? One-shot.
Twilight, K, English, Humor & Suspense, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 1, 1/26/2010, Bella, Edward
24 The wolves declare a war » Emmett accidentally kills Paul, and the Cullen's have to flee with Bella, faking her death. But the wolves won't give up on wanting revenge. Complete.
Twilight, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Tragedy, chapters: 6, words: 9k+, favs: 14, follows: 7, updated: 6/20/2009 published: 1/4/2009, Bella, Edward
17 Warm Wet Pee It is Mike Newton's birthday party, and nobody except Bella, Edward, Emmett and Alice remembered. They feel sorry for him and try to give him the best day of his life. However, with the Cullens, anything can happen. Hilarious! One-shot.
Twilight, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 22, follows: 4, 6/20/2009, Mike
31 Privacy on the dunny All Bella wanted was a little privacy on the toilet. But being watched annoys her and she begins screaming, which attracts the whole family. Soon, everyone is watching her on the toilet, and all she ever wanted, was privacy on the dunny. One-shot.
Twilight, K, English, Humor & Drama, words: 910, favs: 23, follows: 9, 3/10/2009, Bella, Emmett
49 Slide on in! » Bella and Jasper are watching boring TV commercials when they notice one that stands out. When Jasper wants a pool, they all want a pool! It's time for them to slide on in into the depths of their highly expensive pool. WARNING: Includes grabbing of legs.
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 36, follows: 17, updated: 1/11/2009 published: 12/5/2008, Bella, Edward
106 Evil Little Prankster » The gang is forced to spend one whole night at home by Carlisle and Esme. But someone is pulling pranks and getting the others into trouble. Sleeping tablets, Emmett's jeep, Emmett looking at porn on Carlisle's computer, snails, delivery guy, pranks...R&R
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Mystery, chapters: 9, words: 12k+, favs: 120, follows: 52, updated: 1/10/2009 published: 11/28/2008, Bella, Edward
9 Successful Cooking Bella's theory is that vampires are good at everything and have no flaws. What will Alice do, when after a vampire life of drinking blood and never needing to cook, she is forced to take part in cooking class? Is Bella's theory correct? One-shot.
Twilight, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 3, 12/5/2008
30 Is that YOU in THERE with HIM? Bella is tired of all of the guys in school obsessing over her and asking her out every day. She decides it's time to rid herself of them once and for all, but she'll be needing Edward's help. "Bella? Is that YOU in THERE with HIM?" One-shot.
Twilight, K, English, Suspense, words: 689, favs: 27, follows: 7, 12/4/2008, Bella, Edward