3 Throw Yourself Down » "I would say, just keep doing what you want to do and assume it's all part of the Ineffable Plan anyway." In which Jesus H Christ is not what Crowley was expecting, and yet somehow still manages to provide some advice that proves useful nearly 2,000 years later. Aziraphale/Crowley for Part II.
Good Omens, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 7, follows: 5, updated: 8/16/2020 published: 5/24/2020, Aziraphale, Crowley
8 Making an Effort Angels are basically sexless unless they really want to make an effort. Aziraphale has only wanted to make an effort once in history, and he had stopped it because the other man reminded him too much of Crowley. Six weeks after the world didn't end, an angel and a demon meet for tea and start to negotiate the rest of eternity in the New World.
Good Omens, M, English, Romance & Supernatural, words: 6k+, favs: 67, follows: 13, 6/25/2019
10 Let Me Tempt You Crowley looked up at that, his other eyebrow arching up to join the first. He would have put decent sestertius on all of eternity passing without him hearing those words from an angel's lips. But then, Aziraphale had always been a different sort of angel. It was the only reason he'd tolerated him so far.
Good Omens, K+, English, Romance & Supernatural, words: 5k+, favs: 108, follows: 24, 6/15/2019
75What You Will » Or, This Great Stage of Fools. Shakespeare AU. John Watson is the star player in the Lord Chamberlain's Men; Sherlock Holmes is an in-demand freelance actor who mainly plays female parts. When they are thrown together for the first performance of Shakespeare's latest comedy, and simultaneously intertwined in the search for two missing women, sparks fly that nobody expected.
Sherlock, M, English, Romance & Mystery, chapters: 17, words: 112k+, favs: 51, follows: 96, updated: 9/20/2018 published: 1/14/2014, Sherlock H., John W.
3 A Case of Identity Even months after the Return, there are things about the detective that are purely Martin Crieff. Sometimes it breaks John's heart, but there was always something endearing about the young airline captain. Sherlock/Cabin Pressure: A series of missing scenes from series 3, based on the premise that Sherlock Holmes became Martin Crieff as a cover during the Great Hiatus.
Radio Dramas & Sherlock, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Drama, words: 18k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 1/13/2017, Cabin Pressure, Sherlock H., John W.
1 Constant Vigilance Mycroft Holmes, a minor official in the Minister for Magic's office, is called in to assist on the worst magical mass murder case since Sirius Black. However, he's met their main suspect before, and something isn't right. Struggling to remain impartial, Mycroft and reluctant Auror Teddy Lupin must sift through increasingly shocking evidence to prove Gregory Lestrade's innocence.
Harry Potter & Sherlock, M, English, Crime & Drama, words: 20k+, favs: 14, follows: 9, 12/10/2014, Teddy L., Scorpius M., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
8To Boldly Go Star Trek AU. The ship's First Officer is attacked on a landing expedition to a psi-active planet. To save him, Chief Medical Officer John Watson must go where no man has gone before: into the incredible mind of Sherlock Holmes. Could be dangerous: it's a big place, and there's more in there than the answer to saving his life. Johnlock, teeny-tiny implied Kirk/Spock.
Sherlock, M, English, Sci-Fi & Romance, words: 11k+, favs: 21, follows: 6, 10/10/2014
376 Infamia » COMPLETE! Ancient Roman AU. After his wife's brutal murder, John Watson shuns society and becomes a gladiator. He didn't expect to catch the attention of the Emperor, Sherlock Holmes himself... Johnlock. M for explicit combat scenes. Oh, and smut. Now with a Mystrade sequel, "Velut Praeteritus".
Sherlock, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 19, words: 72k+, favs: 524, follows: 375, updated: 2/20/2014 published: 7/18/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
6 Velut Praeteritus "Infamia" 'verse. Mycroft would never have noticed that Gregory Lestrade had even arrived at the court were it not for his younger brother - a mistake that would have come to define his entire adult life. Because some people are meant to be together, even if it takes a ridiculous amount of time for them to admit it. Mycroft/Lestrade, M for smutty smut smut. COMPLETE.
Sherlock, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 21k+, favs: 60, follows: 12, 2/20/2014, Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
135 Stick to the Script » COMPLETE! Maybe Sherlock should have guessed that asking John to pretend to tie him to the bed and shag him though the headboard - for a case - wasn't such an intelligent idea. Or, the one in which a femme fatale murder causes Sherlock and John to role-play sex. Repeatedly.
Sherlock, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 9, words: 45k+, favs: 393, follows: 246, updated: 11/29/2013 published: 9/19/2013, Sherlock H., John W.
9 The Problem With Polyjuice Potterlock and Johnlock. Sherlock steals some Polyjuice Potion from Slughorn's office and uses it to do naughty things to John's body. It's not like John will find out.
Harry Potter & Sherlock, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 83, follows: 17, 9/28/2013, James S. P., Sherlock H., John W.
14 The Science of the Timelords » In which Sherlock discovers that even his heart is bigger once you're on the inside. Post-Reichenbach, post-Amy, Sherlock and the Doctor meet at a dodgy bank-robbery in Frankfurt and decide that being alone is easier when you have someone to do it with. So begins the adventure of a lifetime in which the Doctor tries not to worry about the fact that Sherlock Holmes is fictional.
Doctor Who & Sherlock, T, English, Friendship & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 20k+, favs: 37, follows: 52, updated: 9/7/2013 published: 1/19/2013, 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
21 Expecto Patronum An unexpected study arrangement between John and Sherlock, new Auror trainees facing their first big exam, brings into sharp relief things which John had been trying rather hard to keep hidden. Because I couldn't just write Potterlock, oh, no. I had to throw some Uni!lock and sex and far too many canon Next Gen Potter references in there as well.
Harry Potter & Sherlock, M, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 8k+, favs: 86, follows: 14, 7/16/2013, James S. P., Sherlock H., John W.
207 Once Upon a Time » COMPLETE! An exploration of an alternate canon wherein John and Sherlock meet briefly during high-school but have both forgotten each other by the time they meet up again. What will it mean for them now when they finally admit that they remember? And what has it done to their lives apart? Well, it's a small world, after all. M for smut.
Sherlock, M, English, Crime & Adventure, chapters: 22, words: 60k+, favs: 218, follows: 268, updated: 6/14/2013 published: 2/2/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
44 The Catch » Puddlemere United beat the Donegal Dragons by two hundred points to one hundred and seventy. Celebrating at the pub after the match, Oliver Wood meets an old schoolmate and discovers a few things he never knew about love. And Slytherins. But mostly love. A love story told in a drabble for every day in February prompted by a line or lines of dialogue from 'chocolate fish'.
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 28, words: 19k+, favs: 9, follows: 3, updated: 2/28/2013 published: 2/10/2013, Oliver W., A. Lynch
13 Adrenaline and Other Accidents Q is not cut out for fieldwork, and he's using that as an excuse for kissing Secret Agent 007 - the first time, at least. All subsequent times were entirely out of his control. Bond/Q, M for considerable amounts of smut. Oneshot.
James Bond, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 8k+, favs: 105, follows: 12, 1/12/2013, James Bond/007, Q 1
25 What Friends are For » For a prompt on the kinkmeme. Bond should really learn to trust his instincts when they tell him they don't like his Quartermaster's new boyfriend; then again, he was a little distracted at the time. Bond/Q, first fic for this fandom so feedback appreciated! T for triggery things regarding domestic abuse and slightly sexaul - who am I kidding, overtly sexual situations.
James Bond, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 97, follows: 36, updated: 12/14/2012 published: 12/12/2012, James Bond/007, Q 1
29 Let Go In the end, separating John's things from Sherlock's amid the chaos spread like rubble through the sitting room is like separating a limpet from a wet rock. Especially when the rock is clinging on for dear life, because Sherlock doesn't want to let go. Johnlock. Oneshot.
Sherlock, K+, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 88, follows: 12, 11/22/2012, John W., Sherlock H.
13Fantasie For the prompt: "five ways Sherlock could have let John know about his feelings for him and the one way he actually did". A critical exploration of Johnlock through five typical smutty scenes and one slightly atypical one.
Sherlock, M, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 24, follows: 30, 10/22/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
334 Can't Let You Steal My Heart » COMPLETE! Sherlock Holmes has been beaten by precisely four people in his extensive career. John Watson is NOT about to become number five. S/J, rating for ch.14 only. Everything's nice and cheerful and fluffy until it isn't.
Sherlock, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 20, words: 58k+, favs: 404, follows: 404, updated: 10/13/2012 published: 10/19/2011, John W., Sherlock H.