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221The Hidden Diadem »
She didn't want to die, so she took the deal that was offered to her. And that's how her story as Marlene begins: armed with Ravenclaw's diadem, burdened with knowledge of the book series, and guided by the snooty Helena Ravenclaw, she must save the McKinnon family from their terrible fate. Book-reader-in-marauder-era.Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 20, words: 157k+, favs: 161, follows: 209, updated: 1/11 published: 8/30/2019, [James P., Lily Evans P.] Marlene M., Evan R.
7The Last Bride »
Three sisters, stolen from their home and dragged to the mythical world of the Folk. One of them is the next Bride, destined to save this unchanging, immortal land. Except...no one knows which sister is the Bride.Mythology, T, English, Fantasy & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 22k+, favs: 6, follows: 5, updated: 12/23/2022 published: 11/29/2021
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Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki »
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 89, words: 209k+, favs: 916, follows: 413, updated: 5/16/2020 published: 4/22/2011, Akatsuki
4k+The Skipper »
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Tragedy, chapters: 87, words: 411k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/15/2020 published: 12/26/2012, OC
284Daphne Greengrass, Side Character »
Daphne Greengrass is on a quest to be the main character of her own life for once, but that's easier said than done. Includes: conspiracy theories, evil plotting, a Slytherin revolution, and sassy Potter. OotP, HBP, and DH. Not your usual Daphne.Harry Potter, T, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 17, words: 112k+, favs: 365, follows: 505, updated: 12/3/2019 published: 3/28/2015, Pansy P., Blaise Z., Theodore N., Daphne G.
3k+ When Gods Go Criminally Insane »
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.Naruto, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 73, words: 207k+, favs: 367, follows: 316, updated: 6/11/2017 published: 6/27/2012, Akatsuki
63The Tactician »
So a grouchy, unsocial "apprentice tactician" who lies like there's no tomorrow and has a bad habit of eavesdropping isn't the ideal heroine for a story. But at least she wins battles. Most of the time. (Note: not your usual tactician pairing)Fire Emblem, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 12, words: 60k+, favs: 44, follows: 60, updated: 5/25/2017 published: 2/10/2015, Legault, Nino, Lloyd R., Tactician/Mark
3k+ Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal »
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 84, words: 197k+, favs: 437, follows: 236, updated: 6/26/2012 published: 8/13/2011, Akatsuki