If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. everyday almost...
"Hell Hath No Fury, Like A Woman Scorned..."
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"YUU"
Gender: Masculine & Feminine
Usage: Japanese
Other Scripts: 優, 悠 (Japanese)
From Japanese 優 "gentleness, superiority" or 悠 "distant, leisurely"."
name: tb
gender:female
country:USA! (lol not trying to be racist...)
favorite anime:c(go's in no particular order except for d.gray-man!) D.Gray-man, one peice, reborn, naruto(shippuuden ONLY), bleach, mew, H2o: footprints in the sand, soul reaper, rurouni kenshin, 07-ghost, kaze no stigma, Gauken Alice, ah! my goddess, aishiteruze baby, baccano, cardcaptor sakura, code geass, cowboy bebop, D.N.Angel, death note, eyesheild 21, fruits basket, fullmetal alchemist, heoric age, kyo kara maoh, ouran highschool host club, onegai teacher, onegai twins, READ OR DIE(for life!), saiyuki, saiyuki gunlok, saiyuki reload, shakugan no shana, trinity blood, tsubasa, and finally, zombie loan.
favorite manga: all of thy above(go's in no particular order except for d.gray-man!) D.Gray-man, one peice, reborn, naruto(shippuuden too), bleach, mew, H2o: footprints in the sand, soul reaper, rurouni kenshin, 07-ghost, kaze no stigma, Gauken Alice, ah! my goddess, aishiteruze baby, baccano, cardcaptor sakura, code geass, cowboy bebop, D.N.Angel, death note, eyesheild 21, fruits basket, fullmetal alchemist, heoric age, kyo kara maoh, ouran highschool host club, onegai teacher, onegai twins, READ OR DIE(for life!), saiyuki, saiyuki gunlok, saiyuki reload, shakugan no shana, trinity blood, tsubasa, and finally, zombie loan.
favorite pairings:
D.Gray-man
allenXkanda
allenXlenalee
allenXlavi
allenXtyki
laviXlenalee
laviXtyki
crossXcloud(i guess...)
naruto
narutoXhinata
narutoXsaskue
narutoXsakura - i'll live... ehh... maybe...
narutoXino
narutoXgaara - it grew on me. HELL YEAH BITCH!!
narutoXitachi - again it grew on me :P
narutoXfemale!haku - only female, sorry... WE ALL KNOW YOU LIVED HAKU SO COME OUT AND... be awesome-ness
narutoXfemale!kyuubi
narutoXkurenai - sorry asuma!
narutoXanko
narutoXsai - FOR LIFE!!
hinataXkiba
hinataXsaskue - don't ask...
hinataXitachi - for life~~
saskueXsakura - can't help it... xD
gaaraXhinata
gaaraXlee - for most of life...
kakashiXiruka! - his dolphin...
07-ghost
teitoXmikage
teitoXfrau - i can't help it...
teitoXhakuren
gakuen alice
mikanXnatsume
mikanXruka
(i really don't know any more that like
reborn
i know this one is all around but i'm still deciding
tsunaXhibari! - 1827!! HELL YEAH!!
tsunaXgokudera
tsunaXharu - i...don't.. know..why...
hibariXryohei - total oppsites i know but love the paring!
HibariXDino - HELL YEAH...
yamamotoXgokudera
spannerXtsuna - don't even try to ask... it's just a passing liking... i think...
tsunaXMukuro
i guess that's all really
my wall of quotes, copy and paste, stuff like that. beware some of the same copy and paste thingy...
The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
Don't ever ask a fangirl who is the hottest. She'll tear her hair out and die.i almost did. if you agree this will happen copy and paste this to your profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think High School Musical(123) was a crappy movie(s), copy this and paste it in your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.
If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. - stupid idiot brothers...(cousin too)
If you tried to do something psychically, but nothing happened, copy and paste this into your profile - seriously why can't telekinesis work? i just didn't want to get up to get the remote...
If you have ever tried to go into the back yard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
if you have really buncked up( crazy/weird/ect.) friends/family copy and paste this to your profile.
if you have evil plot bunnies or evil anti-plot bunnies who want to slowly take over your mind and soul please paste this to your profile!
~If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.~
~If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.~
~If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.~
~If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.~
~If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.~
~If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.~
~If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.~
~Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
~Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. ~
~If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.~
~If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.~
~If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.~
~Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, BloodyOracle, The Norwegian Dragon, Klutzilla01, XxveryrandomxX~
~If you're overly obssessed with dogs or is a doglover then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name here: Klutzilla01, XxveryrandomxX~
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism (oooooooooh that guy was BURNED)
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Yeah, I'm helping Mr.Bunny. HE ROCKS YOUR SOCKS...or feet or...? Well anyway, put the bunny on your profile and join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Copy and paste it to your profile so the bunny can gain world domination!
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
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(o.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your profile to help him in his goal of world domination!
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(='.'=)This is Bunny. Watch as he rules the world with his cuteness. Copy this to your profile if you join the Bunny Dark Side... (WE HAVE COOKIES!!)
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(-.~) Sleeping Baby Bunny Kinda... or is it a winking bunny?
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(-.-) Baby Bunny!!
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(X . X) Dead Bunny!!
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"I, insert name here, swear to love Yullen forever and for always. No matter how many times Kanda demand for another round of tempura and soba on midnights. No matter how many plates I have to wash just because Allen eats too much. Swear to love them even if other ships tries to sink us but they can not. No one can ever bring my spirit down.
PROMISED. 8/20/08- ultimate stir fried tofu"
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flames will be used to burn sasgay..er saskue's duckass hair!!
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Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising. - oh, God, a pun...
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone. - very true... warning do not attempt to jump off roof... for a couple bucks...
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.
Quotes-(er... more like more quotes...lol)
"'A friend is someone that give you a hand when you're in need. A real friend is someone that helps you move a body.'
The very existance of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves 'I would really like to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'
'Quit doing that. I feel violated.'
'All I'm doing is looking.'
'And it's violating me!'
Long distance calls are expensive when you're dead.
Imagination is fine. Delusions are a problem.
'Is there something wrong with him?'
'There's always something wrong with him.'
Insanity is just another word for 'eccentric genius.'
Pop culture has stolen my brains.
When your convincing has the same effects as reverse psychology, you know it's time to shut up.
'That's either a pretty girl, or a REALLY pretty guy.'
'I made the damn rules! I can break them if I want to!'
'If you want to sue him for any emotional damages, the forms are in the back.'
Embrace the inner dork in yourself! Life's too short to waste being cool.
Shut up and walk, dear.
Dibs on Rainbow.
Must...resist...emo...urges...
When other shippings invades your space- ENGAGE IN WAR!"
yullen
http:///art/One-Hundred-Yullen-Drabble-85561086
here is the link above! it's from Elanor on deviant art! all credit goes to her!
"One Hundred Yullen Drabble.
001. Beauty
Allen would never admit it aloud, but he always admired Kanda’s feminine beauty.
002. Heart
Kanda often acted like he had a frozen heart, or didn’t have a heart at all.
But Allen knew better.
003. Love
Allen always thought of himself as of a person not worthy love. But then, he met Kanda, and everything had changed.
004. Sleep
Allen liked the most these moments, when after their busy night Kanda would cuddle to him in his sleep.
005. Flight
“I don’t want to fly away without you, Kanda.” Allen whispered.
006. Fear
“What, scared of flying alone?” Kanda smirked.
007. Forbidden love
They knew this was a forbidden kind of love from the very beginning. They just couldn’t fight the temptation.
008. Light
Allen was his little light, his small, shining treasure. He will make sure to keep him safe, no matter what.
009. Dark
Here they were, one brighter than white, another darker than black.
010. Blood
He didn’t know if he should scold his little bean sprout or try to soothe him, when Allen came into his room, crying over a papercut and little track of blood on his finger.
011. Lie
“I love you”, he said.
Such a beautiful lie.
012. Childhood
Neither of them wanted to talk about their childhood, seeing as Allen blamed himself for his foster father’s death, and Kanda just couldn’t admit he didn’t remember a single thing.
013. Happiness
They both thought that happiness wasn’t a part of their life, thus they weren’t looking for it.
Surprisingly, it found them.
014. Anger
One, single look deep down into his onyx eyes, and Allen couldn’t be angry anymore.
015. Innocence
He always thought that the white haired exorcist was too innocent for his own good.
016. Ignorance
“Don’t ignore me”, came a weak whisper, tears flowing down. Ignorance hurt much more than pure hatred.
017. Saviour
He was his knight on a white horse, always coming to save him at the last moment.
He was his saviour.
018. Red
Red marking on the face.
Red, red curse.
019. Blue
His hair had an unusual colour. It was of a black, midnight sky, with a little bit of a blue gloss.
020. Sweet
“You are sweet”, Kanda growled. “And I hate sweet things.”
021. Small
He is small, but he fits perfectly in Kanda’s arms.
022. Moody
There wasn’t second person as moody as Kanda, and Allen was sure of it.
023. Laughter
Despite what he said, Kanda loved listening to Allen’s laughing.
024. Pain
For Allen, the worst feeling of all possible was being useless, when Kanda was in pain.
025. Trapped
Before he met Allen, Kanda often felt trapped in his curse. Now, he doesn’t have enough time to even think about it.
026. Revenge
Sweet, sweet revenge. Allen smirks. Kanda gulps.
“Yuu, I am not sharing the bed with you for the next month.”
oh, shit.
027. Hatred
As long as Allen could ease a little Kanda’s hatred for every living thing he was happy.
028. Guidance
With Allen’s sense of direction, Kanda didn’t have any other choice than just to guide him.
029. Friendship
Everyone thought they were – hardly – friends. Only they knew that their relationship grew far above it.
030. Enemies.
Inside lovers, outside enemies.
031. Secrets
Who knew how dirty their secrets could be?
032. Family
They made a prefect pair – no family, no family.
033. Bittersweet
Such an interesting mix they were, Allen the sweet, Kanda the bitter one.
034. Sacrifice
“I would sacrifice my life for you, Kanda... but what about you? What would you give for my life?”
“...I would sacrifice Mugen...”
035. Healing
Allen always envied Kanda’s fast healing.
036. Decisions
Kanda hated when Allen made decisions for them both, though he had to admit, usually they were the correct ones.
037. Rain
He looked beautiful, damp clothes clenched tightly around his fragile body, strands of hair plastered to the face because of the never-ending rain.
038. Night
For Kanda, night was definitely the best part of a whole day.
039. Star
Every minute spent with Allen gave him another look deep down inside himself, making him realize he liked thing he didn’t even think about before.
Like, watching stars together, late in the night.
040. Music
None of them had a special preference in music. Maybe that’s why the enjoyed the most these sounds they made while their love-making.
041. Voice
Allen loved that low, dangerous vibration of Kanda’s voice.
042. Alone
Allen wasn’t scared of being left all alone.
No, no, not at all.
043. Feminine
It made Allen laugh how envy some women might be, when they looked at Kanda. Because Kanda was breathtakingly beautiful, and his beauty was the one of feminine kind.
044. Manly
Kanda wasn’t the manliest person on the whole world, but well, Allen wasn’t either.
045. Maturity
Say whatever you want, but Allen seriously lacked maturity.
Oh well, Kanda will have to take his small bean sprout to the adults world on his own.
046. Battle
They weren’t holding back in their sparrings, and maybe that’s what made their battles so interesting.
047. Smell
Allen loved the feeling of Kanda’s skin against his. It was soft and warm, and always had this specific, dangerous smelt, which made him more excited than he already was.
048. Accident.
Their first meeting which led them into more developed relationship was completely accidental.
Oh, what a lucky accident.
049. Relationships
They were so lost in their new found relationship that they didn’t notice any signs of other specific relationships. That is, until they caught Lavi sneaking out to meet with Tyki.
050. Tease
“Mou... don’t tease me a-anymore...”
051. Appetite
Allen had enormous appetite for food.
Kanda had uncontrollable appetite for Allen.
052. Lazy
Allen liked those lazy mornings he shared with Kanda, when they would wake up next to each other in a slow manner and he would get his morning kiss. And then they would just lay there, enjoying their presence.
The problem was, Kanda preferred more action in the morning.
Moans and screams included.
053. Creation
Both of them dreamt about little creation that would bound them firmly together. Why that had to be impossible?
054. Surprise
Kanda hated surprises, but he could deal with them if they contained a cute, active uke later.
055. Insanity
“Kanda, have you completely gone mad?!”
“Yes, in fact my lust for your small, beautiful body gave birth to my insanity.”
“K-Kanda!”
056. Save Me
Late in the night, he silently wished for someone to save him from his dreams.
057. Sky; 058. Earth
“Take me to MINE sky. Now.”
“Che. Why?”
“Because YOUR earth is not enough for me.”
059. Sea
It felt like his life was sinking slowly in the depths of a sea red like blood.
060. Judgement
Someone said once, “don’t judge a book by it’s cover”. Allen got a chance to check it out on his own when he met Kanda.
Because inside, Kanda was even more beautiful than outside.
061. Addiction
“You’re my addiction”, he aid in a husky voice. “Let me have you as much as I need... Allen.”
062. Experience
Allen thought he was quite experienced – training with Cross gave him some knowledge in THAT subject, right?
Oh boy, how much was he mistaken... after all, there always was Kanda to prove him wrong.
063. Play
“Ne, Kanda, play with me.”
“No.”
“Oh well, I’ll ask Lavi. It’s gonna contain cream, bed and ribbons, though...
“...I think I changed my mind...”
064. Death
Neither of them feared the death; after all they were exorcists, they could die anytime. And that’s why they decided to live their lives to the fullest.
065. Sorrow
When they were together, there wasn’t much time left for sorrow.
066. Missing You
Kanda WILL NOT admit that he missed the Moyashi, even a little bit.
067. Dreaming
Sometimes Allen thought he must have been dreaming, for his life for once really felt good.
068. Oath
He made a new oath to his list – never to be apart from Kanda again.
069. Fate
“You know, Kanda-” Allen said, while Kanda was kissing a soft spot on his neck. “-it has to be some kind of fate that I met you.”
“Che.”
070. Change
“I don’t want to change” Kanda said bluntly, eyeing sharp scissors in Allen’s hand.
071. Farewell
‘farewell’ was the word Allen feared the most.
072. Forgiveness
Allen was scared, scared for his life. Making Kanda mad wasn’t the best idea ever, because now he had to go and apologize to him.
And we all know what forms of forgiveness Kanda prefers.
073. Rebellious
‘It’s finally time for me to be a little rebellious’, Allen thought as he said “no.” to morning sex.
074. Rejection
Kanda didn’t want to let any of the emotion get to him, thus he built solid walls around his heart. That way he could stay unemotional, rejection or not.
075. Heartbreak
Nobody ever tried to crush those walls – nobody but Allen. He took up the trouble of breaking every single wall Kanda built, at the end getting to the very heart, uncovered, fragile, distrustful.
Heart so easy to break.
076. Pleasure
“It’s my pleasure, Mr. Walker.” Kanda said, lifting speechless Allen from couch and carrying him bridal style upstairs. “It’s my pleasure to take you to our bedroom.”
077. Memories
So many memories they earned. Their little treasure.
078. Haunting
Kanda’s favourite game was hunting – with Allen as a prey, of course.
079. Obsession
With the passage of time it became actually more like obsession than normal relationship.
080. Flavour
Everyone knew that Kanda liked soba, but who would have thought that there was a flavour that he liked more? For example, an Allen-like flavour was in his opinion the best.
081. Hope; 082. Hell
“Do you still have any hope left, Kanda?”
“No.”
“Than, we may go to hell together now.”
“Che.”
083. Poker
‘There should be a rule written,” Kanda thought, giving Allen his shirt. ‘NEVER play poker with Allen Walker.’
084. My Rival
They were the best rivals one could have imagined.
But they were even better as lovers.
085. Help
Both of them were way too proud to ask for help, even if that meant losing their lives.
086. Games
Who would have known that Kanda knew THIS much perverted games? Allen surely didn’t.
087. Animal
When Allen made his ‘pleading eyes’, even Kanda had to admit that he looked like small cat.
088. Dare
Kanda didn’t exactly remember who started a game with dares, but well, he didn’t complain too much seeing as they were now almost completely naked.
089. Escape
‘Oh SHIT.’, Allen thought just after he saw that dangerous, lustful glint in Kanda’s eyes. there was no way to escape now.
090. Mother
“I envy women.”
“Baka Moyashi, why would you?”
“Because they have the possibility to become mother...”
091. Lust
For Kanda, there wasn’t more beautiful sight than the one of his lover, body covered in sweat, eyes clouded with lust.”
092. Meaning
Mad Allen meant frustrated Allen.
Frustrated Allen meant grumpy Kanda.
Grumpy Kanda meant HELL in Head Quarters.
093. Welcome
Really, what his life would look like without Allen’s “Welcome home, Yuu”, Kanda didn’t want to imagine.
094. Immortal
Sometimes they wished they were immortal, so they would be able to forever taste each other.
095. Shadow
Like a shadow Kanda would move – quickly and unnoticed.
To Allen’s room.
096. Silence
Kanda treasured not only silence, but Allen’s screams of his name as well.
097. Hero
It was Allen’s dream, to have a hero on his own.
098. Depth
The depth in Kanda’s voice made Allen shiver excitedly for what was to happen.
099. Danger
“You know, Moyashi...” Kanda whispered, licking and biting in Allen’s collarbone. “It’s quite... dangerous, walking here all alone...”
100. Act
“I hate you, Kanda.” Allen stated boldly, his voice deathly serious. Kanda just smirked. “Oi, baka Moyashi... has anyone told you that you don’t act well?” "
FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
"REMEMBER WHEN
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP? (ahahaha... yes i do...)
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it - i do too
Smile, It hides everything
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people. - it could... If you B-E-L-I-E-V-E~~~
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!
I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.
Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that
I'm here 'cause Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over!
Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls!
Why don't you just go jump off a cliff?
This morning, I woke up and asked myself: "I wonder what I can do to piss someone off today...?"
The weather man lied!!
If you can't beat them, run for your life. If they catch you, pretend to be dead!
The crazy people made me their leader, but then my mom took me away from the asylum we were in...
Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is free!
101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these (I can’t, no close WalMart) then you my friend, are super awesome!!
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"
6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
43. Two words: "Marco Polo."
44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.
45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.
55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."
59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.
71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag
72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"
73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes
74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane
76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)
77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"
78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight
79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.
80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.
81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section
82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.
83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.
84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.
85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.
86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"
87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.
88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught
89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.
90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."
91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.
92. Rearrange items as you see fit.
93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.
94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.
95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).
96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).
97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.
98. Follow someone until they notice.
99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7up commercial.
100. Sing 'Girlfriend' very loudly, particularly in front of old people. Emphasise all swear words and watch the looks on their faces.
101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.
P.S. I got this from someone else. Disturbing, but funny
hey, below is the best email you can ever get when you're sad or if you're sitting at your computer at like 1am.
Natural Highs
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
15. The beach.
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you.
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
25. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to
sleep.
26. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
27. Making new friends orspending time with old ones.
28. Playing with a new puppy.
29. Having someone play with your hair.
30. Sweet dreams.
31. Hot chocolate.
32. Road trips with friends.
33. Swinging on swings.
34. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
35. Making chocolate chip cookies.
36. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
37. Holding hands with someone you care about.
38. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things
(good or bad) never change.
39. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a
much desired present from you.
40. Watching the sunrise.
41. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for
another beautiful day.
42. Knowing that somebody misses you.
43. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
44. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other
people think.
If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Setsuki Angel Princess
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever tripped on your own two feet copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've gotten completely zoned out of a conversation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.
If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're a SasuNaru Pairing Fangirl, Copy and Past this into your Profile
Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."
If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!
If you have your own little world, C&P - hell yeah... where do you think i go to in class? Homework? or even listening? HA!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste
If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann -- Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN -- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabteh, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YUR PROFILE!!
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P - yes i do... Stupid Computer... breaks NO!! I LOVE YOU COMPUTER!! FORGIVE ME~!!
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!
If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P - coughREGINEcough
If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.
If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!!
If I don't call you
Its because I'm waiting for you to call me
When i walk away from you mad
Follow me
When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me
When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go
When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me
When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong
When i ignore you
Give me your attention
When i pull away
Pull me back
When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful
When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright
When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind
When i'm scared
Protect me
When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me
When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers
When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh
When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay
When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand
When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh
When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do
When i miss you
i'm hurting inside
When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away
When i say its over
i still want you to be mine
I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson...just read this, it will make a difference...
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you
IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won’t risk losing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don’t believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (hey, that's me to a 'T' xD)
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.(it's all your fault evil addicting manga characters that remind me of my friends) (haha... and the fact that i zone out alot in class)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. (I've fallen off of one sideways xD... somehow...)
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. - all the time at school... it's the stairs fault though!!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Setsuki Angel Princess,Yullen Enthusiast
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Setsuki Angel Princess, Yullen Enthusiast(well if a friend did then yeah...)
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you went to sleep around 2am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, C&P
If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste - yep... in London on one of those "Mind The Gap" signs