Hey everyone. My name is Krissie and I probably won't write any stories on this account. I just started it so I could review to all the awesome stories that I read.

I love Glee. And I mean REALY love glee. It's actually kind of sad how much I love it... Kind of. My OTP is Klaine and I also like Nick/Jeff and Brittana :) I would like to shamelessly plug my favourite author on FF, foraworldundeserving. Go check out her stories if you are a Klaine or a Nick/Jeff fan :) Also, I have met Kevin McHale, Harry Shum jr, Ashley Fink and Dot Jones :) It is my dream to meet Darren Criss and see him perform live. To bad I live in Australia... He will probably never come here. I guess I'll just have to fly to the US. I would also like to point out that if I marry Darren Criss (which I have every intention of doing :P), that my name wil be Krissie Criss. Pretty cool :)

Fave shows: Glee, Bones, NCIS, Castle, TBBT, HIMYM, House, Rush, Stargate SG1, The Simpsons, Scrubs, Top Gear and lots more.

Fave movies: Rent, Hairspray, Mamma Mia, LOTR, POTC, Happy Feet, Stardust, megamind, My Sister's Keeper

Fave musicals: Rent, Wicked, Mamma Mia, Guys and Dolls, Chicago, Hairspray, West Side Story, Cats, Sweeney Todd, The Last 5 Years, Spring Awakening

Glee ships:

KLAINE (Can anyone say adorable??)

Finchel (sometimes... Haven't quite made up my mind on them yet...)

Brittana

Bartie (Though I prefer Brittana)

Wemma (Even though they can get annoying)

Nick/Jeff (I love the way our fandom can take people that barely have any lines (3-6 :P) and make them a couple)

Chang-Chang

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

(Passing requires 4 correct answers

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below.

ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course)

What do you mean, you failed? Yeah, me too.

Some amusing things:

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only...

Friends or best friends?

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH, RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out

BESTFRIENDS: will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit

Well, that's enough from me :) Always remember that you are gorgeous. Yes, you :)
Sending Klainebows out to all that need them :)
Krissie