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I Dare You »
He's the guy she's always wanted. She's the girl he shouldn't want. Bro code says you don't go for your friends' ex-girlfriends. It also says you don't go for their sisters. What happens when you breach the bro code? AHTwilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 20, words: 86k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 10/16/2017 published: 8/4/2017, Bella, Edward
48 Fade To Black
There's another reason Edward wants to wait until the honeymoon—Bella can't outrun the monster when she's trapped on Isle Esme. Canon. Sort of. AU-ish. **Entry for the BDE Contest. Third Place, Judges' Score**Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 8k+, favs: 235, follows: 109, 8/8/2017, Bella, Edward
2k+ Chain Reaction »
A chance encounter with a stranger on the ferry is the spark that sets off a chain of events. By the time Bella realizes what's happening, is it too late to change her mind? What happens when fate grabs you and won't let go? AU/OOC B/ETwilight, M, English, Romance & Supernatural, chapters: 33, words: 183k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/16/2017 published: 7/26/2010, Bella, Edward
71Boy with a Broken Halo
I haven't called myself a Masen since I legally claimed my parents' estate. I haven't thought of myself as a true Cullen since I broke Carlisle's cardinal rule. When I meet Her, the only thing I can call myself is ruined. AU. **Winner, Red Eyed Edward Contest: 2nd place Judges' Score; Judge's Choice - Fic That Ruined Me**Twilight, M, English, Romance, words: 15k+, favs: 228, follows: 219, 11/16/2015, Bella, Edward
100Playing Doctor
An entry for the Twific Doctorward Contest: When a slightly-drunk Bella arrives at the hospital with a suspicious-looking wound, ER-doctor Edward is concerned. For many reasons. When the line between professional and personal interest becomes blurred, will a workplace indiscretion land them both in hot water? 1ST PLACE WINNER, JUDGES' AND PUBLIC VOTE!Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 15k+, favs: 494, follows: 309, 6/25/2014
787 He Said, She Said »
Boy meets Girl and sweeps her right off her feet – which just happen to be slightly slutty when it comes to a certain tall, dark (and slightly gingered) piece of walking sex, who decides to pursue her without mercy. A fluffy novelette about a girl who does something questionably stupid, yet lucks out incredibly by finding her Mr. Right. All human. Utter nonsense.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 23, words: 21k+, favs: 991, follows: 550, updated: 1/9/2014 published: 12/17/2013, Bella, Edward
198 One Night »
...in the life of the living dead. Take a peek into the life of this most elusive species – the new parent. Watch as they navigate an extremely rare night out without their offspring. Can they survive a night of misbehaving babysitters, portly cops, and the monotony of married life? AH.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 15k+, favs: 176, follows: 162, updated: 12/3/2012 published: 11/29/2012, Bella, Edward
91 A Delusion to Die For
Bella spends her every waking moment with the dead,and she's perfectly happy with it. When a mysterious man appears during her shift, she's strangely drawn to him–even though she's positive he came in a body bag. Is she going crazy, or is he all too real?Twilight, M, English, Romance, words: 14k+, favs: 273, follows: 90, 10/31/2011, Bella, Edward
6k+ Work in Progress »
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 43, words: 281k+, favs: 6k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 7/1/2011 published: 2/18/2009, Bella, Edward
1k+ The Ritual »
AU/AH, OOC: Bella is an alcoholic struggling to deal with her traumatic past. When she meets Edward in the bar she frequents, will his help be enough to save her? Edward has just returned to Seattle and has secrets of his own when it comes to Bella...Twilight, M, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 26, words: 177k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 878, updated: 3/24/2011 published: 3/21/2009, Bella, Edward
86In Case of Emergency
Bella's getting over a bad break-up and her friends know just how to help. Especially Edward - he's all too happy to help her forget her ex. A story of mistakes, Mary Jane, and maybe a miracle. *3rd Place Judges' Score, High Times Contest*Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 8k+, favs: 308, follows: 247, 3/11/2011, Bella, Edward
78 Untitled Heart »
2-Shot for FGB in honor of LASMKE. "It's become habit, this visit, but I can't remember when I started needing it like air or water. I only know that since that day I found the first scrap tacked to the bench, I've been coming back to this place." AH, B/ETwilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 12k+, favs: 153, follows: 52, 9/26/2010, Bella, Edward
31 Taking Cues
ENTRY FOR SLASH BACKSLASH 2.0. Edward finds himself admiring a stranger he often encounters in the courtyard of his apartment building. Will it take more than a friendly rivalry and a few games of pool to get him to act on his attraction? AU/AH/SLASH. R/ETwilight, M, English, Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 58, follows: 26, 8/3/2010, Edward, Riley
75Live a Dying Dream »
In a world where Bella doesn't move to Forks at 17, Edward is lonelier than ever. He breaks from the coven and flees to Chicago, where a fate that won't be denied shoves Bella in his path. *3rd Place Judges' choice for the There Will Be Blood contest.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Supernatural, chapters: 2, words: 17k+, favs: 135, follows: 173, updated: 7/12/2010 published: 6/28/2010, Edward, Bella
100 Deadliest Catch
Edward has a big project to do. Bella's been sentenced to community service. Add in some promiscuous parasites, dusty books, and maple doughnuts, and you get my entry for the AwkWard Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/AU.Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 9k+, favs: 247, follows: 79, 3/18/2010, Bella, Edward
49 Love Stings
Edward's having a bad day. Nothing is cooperating, not even the weather. When it has him wondering if anything else could go wrong, can he come away from the day from Hell with someone very, very right? Entry for the FML Contest. AH.Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 8k+, favs: 114, follows: 37, 2/15/2010, Edward, Bella
57Completed Work
A selection of future-shots and outtakes from Work in Progress. More lunacy from the girls, the Precious, and crazy Bella.Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 180, follows: 193, 12/31/2009, Bella, Edward
209The Flipside of WiP »
Just what you think it is. Select chapters of Work in Progress from Edward's point of view. AU/AH. Rated M for Sex Hair, dirty words, and excessive use of the Tractor Beam.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 21k+, favs: 385, follows: 428, updated: 10/29/2009 published: 7/29/2009, Edward, Bella
192 Memory in Blood
AU. Edward is an unapologetic "recycler" of the scum of the human population. But when his plan is suddenly ruined by the appearance of a certain brunette, his world is changed irrevocably. **Third place - "In The Dark Contest." E/B. Dark themes.Twilight, M, English, Supernatural & Romance, words: 15k+, favs: 412, follows: 180, 8/18/2009, Edward, Bella
90 Save Your Love
Edward meets a young, idealistic Bella at Woodstock. She's vehemently opposed to the Vietnam War and he's just received his draft orders. Can they connect in spite of their different viewpoints? One-shot for the Age of Edward Contest. AU/AH.Twilight, M, English, Romance, words: 12k+, favs: 236, follows: 70, 6/12/2009