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Hey Im too lazy to write about myself so if you realy want to know:

Gaiaonline: xxasianicexx

LJ: xxasianicexx (kind of abandoned)

DeviantArt: xxasianicexx

(seeing a pattern??)

I do write fanfics... but im just tooo lazy to finish them. I write a great first chapter and then... nothing :P sooo lazy

My Favorite Pairings:

Don't hate me for liking these pairings ducks for cover

One thing that PoT and Naruto have in common: I hate (mostly) all the female characters. Exp. Sakura Tenten Ino Sakuno Tomoka. Dammit they irritate me sooo much!

Prince Of Tennis (yes I'm a bit Tezu-centric)

OT5 - TezuXSanaXFujiXAtoXRyo

Pillar - TezukaXRyoma

Imperial - AtobeXTezuka

Perfect - TezukaXFuji

Platinum - NiouXYagyuu

Dirty - YuushiXGakuto

Naruto (Rather Neji-centric XD)









Ouran High School Host Club

Hitachincest - HikaruXKaoru

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t have a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I DON"T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DISAGREE with my parent so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.

I want to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE so I MUST be an ungrateful spoiled brat.

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

The bolded ones are things people consider me to be. nya whatever.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!


1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Kiba/Deidara O.o No!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sasuke… yes he’s definitely hot. BUT Neji is wayyy hotter and cuter then he is XD

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Tobi got Itachi pregnant.. Erm if that were even possible I’d say a deformed or extra-strong baby coz they’re both uchihas… O.o

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Sasori YUP!! Sasori/Deidara Itachi/Sasori :P

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Iruka/Kiba If you’d asked me last week I would have sed HELL NO but I read a Kiba/Iruka fic and it was sooo hott. :p strange but HOTT. Oh and the explanation was kiba was going thru heat.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Shikamaru/Sasori or Shikamaru/Naruto… I dunno. Never read any fics with those pairings but I’d have to say ShikaNaru because Sasori is belongs to Deidara and/or Itachi.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Neji walked in on Iruka and Tobi… lol he’d pause, stare, turn around and calmly walk back out. Once he’s outside the room he’’d pause again… then sprint far far away!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Gaara/Naruto I don’t particularly like this pairing but here goes.

Naruto has just been announced Hokage and now has both of the things he’s been longing for. But he realizes that he cannot move to Suna with Gaara now nor can Gaara stay with him. What will his decision be?

Yeh I know lame summary for a lame fic.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Kakashi/Itachi actually there is even though the hard core lemons are way better!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Neji/Tobi cough need to change that ‘Tobi/Neji’ much better.

The one who left and the one who followed

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Sasuke to deflower Kakashi?? That’s hilarious!!

Sasuke’s is tired of being uke and when he finds out his lover’s still technically a virgin he decides to remedy that problem immediately.

12) Does anyone on your friends list think Three is hot?

Gaara Yes!! Who doesn’t??

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Deidara No but doesn’t mean he isn’t awesome!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Iruka/Sasuke/Shikamaru Maybe as a crack fic. and as Iruka as uke. (:

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Naruto seriously: he’d moan or scream like a girl XD

Comically: Dattebayo!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Itachi Bad Influence

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Kakashi/Kiba/Tobi Warning: Choking Hazards, DFL possibilities, utter crack.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Naruto picks up Iruka?? He wishes pfft. That’s so wrong.

If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Deidara: Itachi/Iruka Itachi’s gotten soft now that he’s with ruka, un. But ruka doesn’t seem to notice, un, he just blushes and he’s sooo cute, un.

20) How emo is Seven?
Neji?! Actually pretty emo but I’d call it introverted.

Naruto question thngy

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Neji Gaara Sasori Deidara Shikamaru Kiba

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? GaaNeji KibaNeji ShikaNeji SasuNeji SasoDei KakaIru

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? nope

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. none

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? none

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina (kiba belongs with neji)

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru (sasusaku is revolting, mainly coz I hate sakura)

9) Which team is your favorite? Sand - gaara kankuro temari

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) dunno... but that would make it Tobi=Madara=Obito... that seems sooo unlikely..

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Its not a theory.. its proven

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? sasodei XD I cant decide

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke as long as he sticks with Neji XD

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? no.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? no... I skipped the middle because my friends like ranting spoilers to me

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No maybe ADHD coz no-one can deny he's hyperactive

17) Sub or dub? Sub

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura!!

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? funny!! when he's tobi

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Sexy Beast without all the spandex... why green!!

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku Deidara or Neji

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Weirdly awesome

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Yeah

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? No

27) Do you like lemons? When people write them properly

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? No

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes but Im not hooked

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yes

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? No

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? No its het... XD

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? cough.. Pein is the leader and he died

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Yes

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? cough not to me.

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? No

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? No

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? maybe Shizune

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