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Joined Dec '08

Name: Sarah

Age: None of your business

Favorite Book: It's Kind of a Funny Story (no seriously, it is)

Favorite Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean

Favorite Music: Any musical really

Favorite Ships:

Hermione x Harry (the way it should have been)

Hermione x Charlie, Fred, or George (NO RON! Grr...)

Hermione x Snape (sexy...yummy...eep!)

Remus x Tonks (so adorable)

Bella x Edward (but only in fanfiction, I'm really Team Jacob! NO RENESMEE!)

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00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1. Hermione
2. Snape
3. Remus
4. Dumbledore
5. Harry
6. Tonks
7. Draco
8. Lucius
9. Sirius
10. Kingsley
11. Bellatrix
12. Mad-Eye

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
once, umm... where Bellatrix was really Tonks' mum... it was akward

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
eewww...no my eyes are burning

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
well, that's pretty impossible considering they're both guys and they hate each other... but I'm pretty sure that baby would be really screwed up

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
yeah!
New Life by TimeRose is a really good SB/HG fic... read it!!

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
while I'm sure that Snape would AK Tonks out of irritation within 5 minutes, sure, I've seen it done and I can totally picture them... opposites attract

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
HP/SB or HP/KS... that's tough! I'd have to say HP/SB though because of the whole "forbidden" aspect that relationship would have

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
hahahahahaha! in that highly unlikely situation I'm pretty sure Draco would Crucio his eyeballs and then get a dementor to kiss him to block out that mental image

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
while on a mission for the Order, Remus and Kingsley let down their boundaries and become lovers. what will happen when Tonks finds out her crush and her back-up man are together? will their love last or will the oppositions prove to be too great?

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
yes and they are adorable!

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Death Eater Reformation

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
eewww... but ok... after being hit with a de-aging spell, the now 17-year-old Albus Dumbledore has uncontrollable lust for the Head Girl, Hermione Granger

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
nobody but me... sigh

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
not on this site, but yeah... RL/NT and RL/HG seem to be their favorites

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
no... but they SHOULD

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
no... my friends are lame... I WOULD

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
K: "SAY MY NAME!"
OC: "ALMIGHTY HEAD AUROR!"
hehe

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Pretty Fly (for a White Guy) by Offspring

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
warning: Constant Vigilance Required Beyond This Point

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements."

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
today... 5 minutes ago... now

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
she likes to grow a tail and have you pull it

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
well... they ARE purebloods, meaning incest is allowed so sure... but DEFINETELY drunk (you know... she kind of killed him... I'm not sure she likes him very much)

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Remus... DUH! he's a werewolf: they're always on top

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Howling at the Moon and... my friend Denis would read it but that's about it... my therapist should write that,he'd get a kick out of it

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
malfoycest... yay! I'd be happy... but I'm pretty sure the books would be illegal in certain places then

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Twilight characters:
1. Emmett
2. Carlisle
3. Bella
4. Jacob
5. Edward
6. Marcus
7. Alec
8. Alice
9. Jasper
10. Esme
11. Quil
12. Sam

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
erm... no... what part of "mortal enemies" do you not understand?

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
duh!! (not taylor lautner, MY version of jacob:
http:///albums/ss221/r4a4r4a4/801X0520mVU.jpg)03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
well... besides the fact that she can't have kids... I'm pretty sure Jasper would attack Sam

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
totally,
Lost and Found by fiberkitty is an awesome all-human fic!

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
while Carlisle was living with them a few centuries back: maybe, now: N.O. squicky!

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Ed/Jas or Ed/Es, hmm... Ed/Jas!! :) Esme's like his mum, gross!

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
shudders... Carlisle and Sam? poor Alec would grab Jane and try to get her to smile at him, just so he could focus on that pain instead of the creepiness

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
while Bella and Esme are watching Renesmee, they look up and see the true love they have been trying to simulate with their husbands. when Edward and Carlisle find out they love the girls too much to let them go and let them continue their relationship, causing pain for the poor guys. poor Carlisle... I'll comfort you!

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
yes, but I'd rather not read one... kind of creepers

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Fangs and Claws, Hearts Frozen and Broken

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Emmett and Rosalie have been pretending to have a loving relationship all this time when he really just can't get it up. Jacob has seen the looks Emmett tries to hide and decides to help him out.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
is there such a thing?


13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
yes... I'm pretty sure everyone does

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I draw him but that's about it

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
hell yes! me lovie the vampwolf sexiness!!

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Good gravy!" hehe... Esme in a moment of great passion... hehe

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Superstar by Toybox

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
warning: creepiness abounds, proceed with caution

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"Hey hun, I'm due for a breast examination." best I can do...

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
today... 5 minutes ago... now

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
he likes you to restrain him, spread blood all over his body, and feast hahaha

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
NO!! so wrong... but he might if he was drunk, you never know, he's Quil

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Bella... Alec's too much of a poof to do anything but just lay there

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Bear Attack and... my friend Lindsey would read it, no one else though... SM should write it because I would like that so much more than Breaking Dawn

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I'd barf... seriously... upchucking... right now

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