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Joined Dec '08

Hey my names S and I live in Australia on a little island. But i love shopping and my hobbies are cheerleading, trampolining and netball. Love Jonas Brothers, Short Stack, Panic At The Disco and Hey Monday. Obsessed with Twilight.

xoxox

Love S

PHOTOS/CLOTHES for ANCIENT PROPHESY

Bella- on the plane

Top

http:///images/uploadimg/950/350_1_tops_catherinered_big.jpg

Skirt

http:///Images/june01-09/shot-19--M&S-Silver_Tulips_Skirt.jpg

Shoes

http:///_ukf9cJVWKV0/Sa_jbJhpJAI/AAAAAAAABbg/sWjdSlJ0UEM/s400/IMG_0624.JPG

Chapter 5

Narika's Outfit- http:///almost_fall_autumn/set?id=11387302

Chloe's Outfit- http:///bledel_alexis/set?id=11630008

Shana's Outfit- http:///barbie/set?id=11985867

Bella/Izzy's Outfit-http:///maria/set?id=11985913

Bella's Car- http:///wp-content/uploads/2009/02/black-hummer-h3.jpg

Chloe’s room
bed: /.../2009/06/hanging-bed.jpg
bed spread: http:///photos/416986985_vWonK-L.jpg
or http:///ca/I/yhst-83532116742892_2068_811181090
rug: http:///images/P/154601177.jpg
couch: http:///sb52sh.jpg
chair: http:///media/catimg/fw461_large_egg_pod_chair.jpg
wardrobe: http:///homedosh/walk-in-wardrobe1.jpg
desk: http:///images/products/E72456.jpg
guitar: http:///images/products/Dano20Hodad20Top_2.jpg
bookcase: http:///wp-content/uploads/2007/05/bookcase2.jpg

Shana’s room
bed: http:///library/frettehollywoodjrbed.jpg
bed spread: on bed
rug: http:///acatalog/bathmat.jpg
couch: http:///_L-deInbQA9c/SbTJ_v53d8I/AAAAAAAAAc4/lPshevIgl6E/s400/Picture+3.png
chair: http:///hi/img/2/0/0/62/4/AAAAAoe-UtgAAAAAAGJJVQ.jpg
wardrobe: http:///photos/2008/06/11/55c380dbb2f9.jpg and http:///images_ae/photo-g/walk-in-wardrobe-4627.jpg but in same colour as other one.
desk: http:///_L-deInbQA9c/SbTJ_Fe1XsI/AAAAAAAAAcw/ygCEScfe_lI/s400/Picture+13.png
pamper room: http:///bphoto/r-nsgvXocqSDv4JVvBUCvA/l
microphone: http:///app-image/7925919576/5411656627/PROFILE//img/q/u/08/03/15/microphone.jpg but covered in sparkles and the stand : http:///gallery/data/7352/miley-cyrus_COM-z100zootopia-2008may17-concert108.jpg

Narika’s room
bed: http:///images/Ojai-bed-breakfast-round-be.jpg
bed spread: http:///img/item/115/474/865/o_2BiTcr48SnHAvKq.jpg
or http:///images/cache/adcb003612af3667645cd40b56e2cc91.jpg
rug: (but massive) http:///product_images/full/3562a312a956451e9a2fd3c14c56a8738e065ae2.jpg
couch: http:///mnr/mars/31278/images/31278-hi-Ms_Green_Couch.jpg (without M‘n’M)
chair: http:///main/images/green_chair_jean_marie_massaud_truffle_.jpg
wardrobe: http:///3087/2510532109_2472c44c3c.jpg
desk: http:///uimages/ny/3.11table.jpg
art room: https:///Instruction/ChildDevelopmentCenter/Images/Art20Studio.jpg
drums: http:///image/sparkly20purple20drums/simonthackeray/IMG_1894.jpg

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THAT'S F#KED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

Name: Shana
Nicknames:if ur marah, brock or sam "Blondie" and if ur sam matt or josh Bridgette
Birth Date: 18th August
Hair Color: light blonde but now dark brown

Eye Color: hazel
Height: 5'7"
Piercings: just in my ears
Tattoos: no but i want 3
Heritage: um Dutch, English and Irish are the main ones.

Best...

Food: mine and izzys awesome pancake omelette's (isjk)
Drink: Vodka with V
Time of Day: End of the day
Season: Summer baby
Day of the Week: Friday
Color: Pink
Place in U.S: LA
Place outside U.S: Queensland
Magazine: Girlfriend/ vogue

Pet: cat & boy
Friend: Clo & Nikki
Feeling: Hyper

Do You...

Shower Daily: Eww who wouldnt so yeah i do
Brush your Teeth Daily: twice a day one in the morning and once at night

Sing: Yes
Dance: yes
Drink: yes(even tho im not allowed to so SSSSH)
Smoke: no
Read Books: kinda mags & twilight, others just have pretty pictures XD
Read Magazines: yes
Have a Religion: yes cullenisum!! hehehe
Have a Bf/Gf: not atm
Play an Instrument: no

In the Opposite Sex...

Hair Color: Blonde ,brown or black
Eye Color:
blue/ green/ hazel
Height: Taller than me!
Tattoos: some
Piercings: eww no
Body Type: HOT with mussels
Hobbies: SHOPPING, cheer & tramp (wait is this in the opposite sex or me idk so i just put me)

Do You Believe In...

Ghosts: yes
Aliens:
yes but not the type of ET Hollywood ones
God:
nope maybe idk
Devil:
yes
Heaven: yes (everyone wants to got to heave but nobody wants to dye)
Hell: nope
Afterlife: yes hope so i don't wanna dye

Have You Ever...

Been Arrested: no
Cheated: no
Been Cheated on: hopefully not
Had your Heart Broken: no
Broken someone elses Heart: yeah
Stripped: yes it was a dare and we had to run around the house
Kissed more than two people in one night: yes hello spin the bottle
Kissed someone of the same sex:
on the cheek but i dont swing that way
Lied: yes
Gotten into a fight: yes
Passed out: nope
Stolen anything: no
Done something you regret: yes
Been on T.V: yeah, a couple of times
Been in Love:??

Last Person You...

Talked to on the phone: Marah
Text Messaged:
Captin Bexx
Hugged:
matt

Kissed: matt (on da cheek hes like my bro)
Yelled at: josh
Missed: i know its weird but Stephan (OMG did i just say that!!1)
Were told loved you?: ...matt

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A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Breaking Dawn.

How long did it take you to read the books?

umm like 2 months for all of them.

Who introduced you to the books?

My lil sis SHELBY

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Daddy brought them

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

well the movies already been so im going to say NEW MOON MOVIE

What's your dream ending to the series?

something to do with the wolves

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Emmett!

Who's your favorite vampire?

Emmett!

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"Do I dazzle you??" and "Do I look 15 to you??"

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

in twilight when he says you are my life now and she drives away hehe lolz

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

um when they go to the bon fire

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Bella comes home after jumping off he cliff and Alice is there.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Bella and James plus Edward fight scene.

Which book cover was your favorite?

New Moon.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

yes i have 2 fav series twilight and cherub.

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Rosalie

Jasper or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper

Carlisle or Esme?

Tie

Emmett or Jasper?

EMMY!

Emmett or Jacob?

EMMY!

Bella or Rosalie?

Rose

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Billy. he was funny in the movie

lol "just keeping it real"XD

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Tie

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

James

Werewolves or Vampires?

tie

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

Shelby

Are you excited?

yes ive seen it so many times and we get to study it in English

What do you think of the casting so far?

EMMETT AND Jasper R HOT!!

Are you going to go see it?

HALE YEA! even tho ive already been to see it. IT WAS THE BOMB!

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

My angels Clo & Nikki as well as Lizzy

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

i liked the book better. in the movie he doesn't aSK "DO I DAZZLE YOU"!!

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?

I brought it as sool as it hit the shops in aussie.

Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?

LOL i kno she does

Do you think she and Edward will get married?

LOL i kno they do

Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?

lol i kno he does and i think its cute

Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?
Edward duh!

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?

happy

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?

Volturi

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?

meh

Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?

LOL i kno he doesnt

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?

LOL i kno they do man this is getting tyring

If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?

Rosalie then Emmett will come to me! NOT SHELBY!! and Bexx he dose have HAIR!!

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?

Naw cuz Edward would never change Bella then

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?

yus

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?

wolves

What's your dream ending?

um wolves and EMMETT

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

Breaking Dawn

How about Edward's?

Twilight

Jacob's?

New Moon

Alice's?

Breaking Dawn

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

EMMETT! HE SOOO HOT!

FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry.
A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.
A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will come over to comfort you if you house is on fire
A best friend will be sitting there toasting marshmallows checking out all the hot firemen

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you were Team Edward, then got converted to Team ~_Arianna_~, copy and paste this in your profile

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

By An Unknown Author

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!)

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your best friend's pencils suck, copy and paste this into your profile.

People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Then I fell down the rest of the stairs, that were luckly covered with carpet, and let me tell you: IT FLIPPIN' HURT! I THOUGHT I'D BROKEN SOMETHING.)

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Anyone giving away a knight in shining armor? Mine turned out to be a loser in tin foil.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

Arianna Cullen: Awesomer, Specialer, and Flat Out Better Than You since 1900

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

If you slap anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (SUGAR!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge, HermioneGranger1993, Twilightluvr, Obsessededwardcullenluver, Edward's ONLY True Love, Arianna Cullen,vampiressbella2009, -xXxBlonde ambitionxXx-

MP3 SHUFFLE (Put your iPod or whatever on shuffle and answer the questions!)

1. How does the world see me?

Gift of a friend- Demi Lovato

2. Will I have a happy life?

Not Fair- Lily Allen (this song has a suss meaning)

3. What do people really think of me?

The Last Song- All American Rejects (cry)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Guilty Pleasure- Cobra Starship (that is so a yes!!)

5. How can I make others happy?

You're Not Sorry- Taylor Swift

6. How can I make myself happy?

Welcome to the Black Parade- My Chemical Romance (Um.. Okay Here I come!)

7. What should I do with my life?

Goodbye Westwood - Years Gone By (Ta Ta Westwood hehe)

8. Will I ever have children?

Burnin Up- Jonas Brothers (And the means what??)

9. What is some good advice for me?

Halo- Hayley James Scott (I have to act innocent hmm i can do that)

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Not Like That- Ashley Tisdale (nice very nice)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Dirty Little Secret- All American Rejects (This dosn't happen to involve my plans to get hitched in vegas does it??)

12. What song will play at my funeral?

WOW-Kylie Minogue (love it)

13. What type of men do you like?

SuperHumamn- Chris Brown (hmm yes)

14. What is my wedding day going to be like?

Should of tried harder - Hey Monday (oh i see )

15. Why am I here?

Hold On - Jonas Brothers (oh kay umm)

16. What will people remember me for?

Mystery Girl- Naked Brothers Band (oh discuise)

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

Sorry- Jonas Brothers

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

You Found Me- The Fray (does this mean their good people??)

19. What will this year be all about?

Summer Hair, Forever Young- The Academy Is... (YAY!)

20 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

The Real World- All American Rejects

21 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Baby it's You- JoJo and Bow Wow

22 - Your message to the world:

The Boys Are Back- High School Musical

23 - Your deepest secret:

Cinderella Story- Plain White T's

24 - Your innermost desire:

Gold Digger- Jamie Foxx

25 - Your oldest memory makes you think:

Keep it Real- Jonas Brothers

26 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Losing it- NeverShoutNever!

27 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Beautiful- Eminem

28 - Right now, your feelings are:

Over It- Jordan Pruitt

29 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

London Beckoned Songs about Money by Machines- Panic at the Disco

30- You’d describe your best friend as:

Thick as Thieves- Short Stack

31- You'd describe yourself as:

Starstruck- 3oh3 and Katey Perry

32- Your friends describe you as:

Ultraviolet- The Stiff Dylan's

33- In an elevator you are most likely to:

Defying Gravity- Glee

34- Your philosophy in life is:

Damn you Look Good and I'm Drunk (Scandalous)- Cobra Starship

35 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Hey Goldmember- Austin Powers

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