281Farseeing » Honouring their ancient promise, many Elves never left Middle-Earth - though the situation is not without its problems. Aragorn's latest descendant doesn't believe in Elves, for starters. But then again, Lindir never believed in anything but music, Elrond never thought he would be Master of Rivendell twice, and Legolas never expected to like Instagram quite this much.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 21, words: 88k+, favs: 83, follows: 140, updated: 7/16/2019 published: 4/6/2016, Legolas, Elrond, Lindir, OC
184Legolas Thranduillion's 30-Day Character Transformation » Legolas and Aragorn decide there are more noble ways to help the fanfiction OCs that keep dropping into Minas Tirith other than killing the poor things off - which is their usual way of dealing with the problem - and send out an ad complete with hashtags. Of course, they have no idea what they're in for...
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 12, words: 30k+, favs: 34, follows: 50, updated: 1/11/2017 published: 8/5/2015, Aragorn, Legolas
137Highlight » "First, Legolas was an Elf. Second, there was a part of him, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, which wanted to kill me. Third, I was unconditionally, irrevocably, iridescently and vacillatingly obsessed with long words..." A very Twilight-esque parody featuring modern-day Elves, teenage angst and instant pasta.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 16k+, favs: 47, follows: 47, updated: 5/14/2014 published: 7/28/2010, Legolas
44 Copper and Flame » [Complete] A sweet and light-hearted story in which a young Feanor discovers new feelings for the daughter of a craftsman. Slightly AU.
Silmarillion, K+, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 9k+, favs: 26, follows: 7, updated: 8/4/2010 published: 6/9/2010
89The Silmarillion Gospel » *Third Place MEFA 2010!* What happens when a group of clueless fangirls try to "translate" the Silmarillion into Biblical English? Utter chaos, of course!
Silmarillion, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 47, follows: 36, updated: 7/24/2010 published: 12/22/2009
62Only A Story » [On Hiatus] What would you do if no one believed that you had seen someone kidnapped by mythical creatures? Eamonn, his friend Eryn, an officer, a professor and possibly the whole Police Force are about to find out how much damage explosives can do in Middle-Earth...
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Adventure & Suspense, chapters: 5, words: 16k+, favs: 11, follows: 15, updated: 7/7/2010 published: 5/12/2010, Faramir
217 Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sicker » [Finally complete!] The Bane of Legolas, a Sue with Maia powers able to mangle Shakespeare beyond recognition, proclaims herself Queen of Rivendell. What happens when Legolas gets married and Sauron gets involved? Total madness ensues.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 15, words: 45k+, favs: 61, follows: 33, updated: 2/24/2010 published: 2/28/2009
22Darker Than Galvorn » Aredhel certainly causes a stir in Gondolin when she comes home with a son - and pursued by an angry husband. Thus the first shadow falls upon Gondolin...Slightly AU.
Silmarillion, K+, English, Angst, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 9, follows: 3, updated: 1/31/2010 published: 4/4/2009
14 Son of Twilight [Complete for now!] Idril is betrothed - and Maeglin could not be more depressed. There could not be a worse time for an awkward encounter.
Silmarillion, K+, English, Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, 11/18/2009
239 The Fanfiction Testament » *Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* [Complete] And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls...
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 192, follows: 35, updated: 10/1/2009 published: 5/24/2009
34 Emo, Son of Feanor » [Complete] Caranthir, called the Dark, is different. He spends the summer at Alqualonde with all his crazy relatives and gets persuaded to start socialising for once by his cousin - to rather amusing effect. A very silly read!
Silmarillion, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 14, words: 28k+, favs: 13, follows: 8, updated: 9/7/2009 published: 1/25/2009
10 One Afternoon [Complete] The very beginnings of a Finwean romance lie back in an innocent childhood game.
Silmarillion, K+, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 9, follows: 2, 8/1/2009
60 Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sick *Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* [Complete] Whilst wandering through Ithilien Legolas has the misfortune to meet a Sue in denial who thinks she can speak Shakespearean English.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 68, follows: 5, 1/22/2009