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The Rigmarole Dance
Harry is nine years old when he points at Lord Thomas Marvolo Slytherin, High Warlock of England, and declares "You're my soulmate, and we're going to be married." Soulmate AU, Alternate Timeline, Potter Family Lives, HarrymortHarry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 189, follows: 96, 4/18/2020, Harry P., Voldemort
295As Portioned from a Whole »
Or in which Voldemort raises Harry as his; in all facets. (Harrymort)Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Horror, chapters: 20, words: 21k+, favs: 991, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/22/2020 published: 1/14/2014, [Harry P., Voldemort]
557 No Regret »
"Uzumaki Naruto has resigned from the Shinobi Ranks. His whereabouts are unknown,"- They could only bow their heads in silent resignation. "He finally went," Neji sighed, "to Sasuke," -In which Naruto leaves to find his true home. SasuNaru Eventual MpregNaruto, M, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 12, words: 50k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/25/2016 published: 9/26/2010, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
301 All For Show »
Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort? LV/HPHarry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 42k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/29/2016 published: 10/16/2011, Voldemort, Harry P.
537 We Three »
He is a black stain to their perfection. He is on the inside, but on the outskirts of it. Because two is a unit. And three? Three is extra. All he wants is to disappear. Let them forget a Spring that is already dead.Naruto, M, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 10, words: 73k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 331, updated: 12/13/2014 published: 1/5/2012, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
100 Gladiolus
His mother says that Harry's laughter could be the cure. Tom never believes her, of course; but he can't help hoping.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Angst, words: 13k+, favs: 729, follows: 170, 7/4/2012, Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
60 Singularity
This is not an epilogue. This is not a conclusion. They are on the precipice; a cliff of 'I love you's over a sea that will rip the words apart and evolve them into something resilient. Sasuke will never explain this to Naruto. A short epilogue to We Three.Naruto, T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 575, favs: 248, follows: 64, 6/14/2012, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Curtains Made Me Do It Translated
A translation of my original story done by the wonderful Umimaru. Naruto and Sasuke go shopping for curtains. Sexy times and rage ensues.Naruto, M, Russian, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 6, 5/23/2012, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
170 As this Death is
Everyone expects me to be the hero. The one everyone says is supposed to live forever- invincible. But I'm the one dying. Character Death. SasuNaruNaruto, M, English, Romance & Tragedy, words: 8k+, favs: 582, follows: 146, 12/2/2010, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
32 Puck Rhymes With
Finn had always assumed Kurt was the good-boy type. Of course, that was before he caught him sneaking through his bedroom window at four in the morning with a bag of weed in one hand, and wearing what a appeared to be Noah Puckerman's letterman jacket.Glee, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 443, follows: 59, 11/14/2010, Puck, Kurt H.
101 Of Book Stores and Bows »
"You like him," my editor stated. And though I had a feeling I would soon be eating my words, I opened my mouth. "Prove it"- And it all started with a fat lady, though it hardly ended with her singing. SasuNaru AUNaruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 17k+, favs: 374, follows: 86, updated: 6/24/2010 published: 6/23/2010, Sasuke U., Naruto U.