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703Along Came a Spider » It was supposed to have been a simple mission. Sneak into Beacon Academy and abduct the Schnee heiress. She had the right skills and training to do just that. What she hadn't counted on was running into a boy who would not only foil her plans, but completely change her worldview through a few kind acts. Life wasn't so simple for Trifa anymore after meeting Jaune Arc.
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 5, words: 40k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 11/18 published: 4/1, [Jaune A., Trifa]
317 Who's Your Daddy? » Come on. Look at the title. Look at the characters. You know what this is. And you know you've thought about it too.
RWBY, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 12k+, favs: 620, follows: 418, updated: 11/9 published: 6/6, [Jaune A., Terra C.] Saphron A.
38 After School Club Weiss had forgotten her notebook in Miss Goodwitch's classroom, and hurries back by herself to retrieve it. When she opens the door, the heiress witnesses a sight she never thought she would see, much less agree to participate in herself.
RWBY, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 12k+, favs: 403, follows: 239, 10/28, [Jaune A., Weiss S., Glynda G.]
410Hands-on Education - Extra Credit » Spin-off of Hands-on Education. Jaune and Nora decide to take their hobby to the next level, and soon find themselves being approached by friends, faculty, and even total strangers who want to get in on the action. With their budding community channel beginning to take off, they could always use additional... actresses to help keep their act fresh.
RWBY, M, English, Humor, chapters: 8, words: 71k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 10/24 published: 8/10/2019, [Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Nora V., Team RWBY]
73Nyaaaaa! Loathe as she was to admit it, Blake had urges. Blake had needs. Blake had certain itches that needed to be scratched, just as many faunus did. Sure, she could always do it herself, but it was so much more satisfying when someone else did it for her. All she needed was to find someone kind, and more importantly, discreet enough to keep her secret. Cover art by Bumblebee358.
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 6k+, favs: 491, follows: 468, 8/8, [Jaune A., Blake B.]
44 Friends Who Go Bump in the Night Months alone on the road together could change the dynamic of any relationship. That just so happened to be the case with Ruby and Jaune. After hooking up together on the long and arduous journey to Haven, the pair of friends found that they'd developed a problem. They loved the risk of being caught. Cover art by Kitty-Kirishima.
RWBY, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 8k+, favs: 301, follows: 158, 8/1, [Jaune A., Ruby R.]
643Red Like Roses? Gross! » As a vampire, Ruby Rose depended on the blood of others to sustain herself. There was only one problem. She hated blood. There very sight of it made her queasy. Some vampire she was! But Ruby needed to eat to survive. So when it came time to feed, and her prey lay sleeping in his bed, she hesitated. Until the young blond boy finally woke up, and wondered just what was going on.
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 12, words: 84k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 7/29 published: 3/4/2019, [Jaune A., Ruby R.]
86Death by Snu Snu Jaune knew that training with the Ace Ops would be an intense and punishing experience. He had no idea just how right he was.
RWBY, M, English, Humor, words: 7k+, favs: 332, follows: 282, 7/13, [Jaune A., Elm E.]
95 Lisa Lavender's Risqué Exposé It's spring break in Vale, and Lisa Lavender is at the beach for a feel-good story with the students of Beacon Academy. At least that's what it appeared to be on the surface. The truth was she was hunting a much bigger story, and it would indeed be a feel-good one... Help, I'm addicted to crack.
RWBY, M, English, Parody & Humor, words: 9k+, favs: 257, follows: 152, 7/1, [Jaune A., Lisa Lavender]
20 STRQ After Dark I noticed there wasn't a story with a Qrow x Raven pairing, so I felt like I needed to fix that. I didn't plan this. I wrote around 9,000 words over the course of about 24 hours instead of working on other stories people actually want to see. Cover art by TimeSketch.
RWBY, M, English, Humor & Horror, words: 9k+, favs: 77, follows: 45, 6/8, [Qrow B., Raven B.] [Taiyang X.L., Summer R.]
2k+My Abominable Monster Classmates Can't Be This Cute » Jaune had always wanted to go to a school to learn to battle the creatures of Grimm. But as a boy with no huntsmen training, no huntsmen knowledge, and no huntsmen transcripts, he had absolutely no chance of getting into a school like that legally. After scouring the darkest corners of the CCTNet, he finally found a lead. A place called Grimm Academy. Cover art by Seshirukun.
RWBY, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 35, words: 300k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 5/30 published: 1/28/2019, Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Jaune A.
54 Shades of Gray Female Ozpin. Cursed with reincarnation and being the Headmistress of Beacon Academy, Ozpina didn't have the time to seek out romance and relationships like normal people. What she did have, however, was millennia of experience in the pursuits of pleasure. Memories of an old flame were rekindled when Jaune Arc joined her school. It was time to act on them. Cover by Dishwasher1910.
RWBY, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 8k+, favs: 343, follows: 213, 5/30, Jaune A.
86 The List An anonymous online list was discovered ranking the Beacon girls and transfer students from hottest to nottest. It was little surprise that Yang had been voted first. What hasn't been expected was for Weiss to rank dead last. Beauty was in the eye of the beholder, and sometimes looks weren't the only thing that were beheld.
RWBY, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 5k+, favs: 497, follows: 274, 5/21, [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
28 Cold Heart, Hot Love Winter and Taiyang met during the Vytal Festival, and the two formed a quick friendship as they bonded not only over their girls on Team RWBY, but jokes at the expense of Qrow. Friendship turned to affection, and affection to romance as Winter found herself deeply attracted to the rugged older man. Inviting Tai to her hotel room in Vale, she wanted to take things to the next level.
RWBY, M, English, Romance, words: 8k+, favs: 51, follows: 28, 5/16, [Winter S., Taiyang X.L.]
109 Jauney in a Bottle Jaune, Nora, and Ren are bored at Atlas Academy and decide to summon Jinn in order to pass the time. After his teammates leave to get a little privacy together, and with all his friends seemingly hooking up around him, Jaune has just one question for the genie of the lamp. Luckily for him, Jinn has one more question left to give.
RWBY, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 6k+, favs: 555, follows: 326, 5/14, [Jaune A., Jinn]
121 So I Died Again? Which Flavor Will It Be This Time? Jaune Arc had a super duper Semblance that allowed him to reincarnate every time he died! After his fifty gajillionth death he decided not to stop Cinder's plans and instead focus on the only important thing in life. Scoring with hot huntresses. They said to make lemonade out of the lemons life gave you, but Jaune would prefer to just keep the lemons. Cover by Constable Paperbag.
RWBY, M, English, Parody & Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 649, follows: 392, 4/6, [Jaune A., Salem]
32Cat Patch Fever » Attacked by Grimm while on his way to visit family in Patch, Oscar finds himself alone in the wilderness and forced to fend for himself. Tired, hungry, and desperate, the young faunus boy comes upon a lone cabin in the woods which seems all too perfect to give him what he needs. He never would have expected who wound up being inside. Cat faunus Oscar. Cover art by irozhea.
RWBY, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 11k+, favs: 82, follows: 97, updated: 3/30 published: 2/18, [Ruby R., Oscar P.]
79Summertime Fun » With plenty of other fish in the sea, Jaune decided to explore a dating app in hopes of finding a little bit of romance while attending Beacon Academy. He never would have expected to match with a woman twice his age. He never would have expected one to fall for him either. Most of all, he never would have expected that it would be Ruby and Yang's mother... Cover art by ADSouto.
RWBY, M, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 14k+, favs: 571, follows: 563, updated: 3/23 published: 3/21, [Jaune A., Summer R.]
181 Truth or Date » Working the graveyard shift during their time training at Atlas Academy, Jaune and Weiss find that they have an abundance of spare time during their shift. They needed something in order to stay awake and pass the time. What better than a nice game of truth or dare?
RWBY, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 23k+, favs: 909, follows: 602, updated: 3/4 published: 2/5, [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
96 Tamed Horrors » Trapped in a school of horrors, Jaune is confronted by the most frightening and monstrous of all the Grimm hybrids in his life. He thought he had a good idea of what she wanted from him. He never would have expected it to be this. Based on My Abominable Monster Classmates Can't Be This Cute. Cover art by CSLucaris.
RWBY, M, English, Romance, chapters: 3, words: 16k+, favs: 631, follows: 527, updated: 3/2 published: 1/18, [Jaune A., Blake B., Yang X.L.]
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