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436Mallobaude Writes Jaune Trash »
"But Mallobaude, isn't everything you write Jaune trash?" Yes, but this garbage is particularly stinky, because Jaune's the only male in the world who can use Aura and Beacon is an all girl's school! This trash practically writes itself!
RWBY, T, English, Parody & Romance, chapters: 8, words: 73k+, favs: 825, follows: 1k+, updated: 1/4 published: 2/2/2024, Jaune A., L. Ren, Team RWBY
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While on vacation in the small village of Dormir in the Kingdom of Atlas, Jaune and Weiss find themselves the odd members out on their teams, and as a result are forced to share a room together. What happens when two people with a history together find themselves in close proximity to one another with no one else around to bother them?
RWBY, T, English, Romance, words: 8k+, favs: 256, follows: 205, 1/1, [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
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Who's Your Daddy? »
Come on. Look at the title. Look at the characters. You know what this is. And you know you've thought about it too.
RWBY, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 35k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 8/28/2024 published: 6/6/2020, [Jaune A., Terra C.] Saphron A.
3k+My Abominable Monster Classmates Can't Be This Cute »
Jaune had always wanted to go to a school to learn to battle the creatures of Grimm. But as a boy with no huntsmen training, no huntsmen knowledge, and no huntsmen transcripts, he had absolutely no chance of getting into a school like that legally. After scouring the darkest corners of the CCTNet, he finally found a lead. A place called Grimm Academy. Cover art by Seshirukun.
RWBY, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 43, words: 384k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 6k+, updated: 7/10/2024 published: 1/28/2019, Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Jaune A.
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Chained Huntsman
Jaune was an ordinary civilian who never had the chance to live his dream of becoming a Huntsman. At least, that was until a girl entered his life who unbeknownst to him, would grant him more power than he ever thought possible.
RWBY, T, English, Adventure & Romance, words: 10k+, favs: 474, follows: 549, 4/1/2024, [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
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Good Girl
It was the calm before the storm. While waiting in Vacuo, following the events which had occurred in the Ever After, Jaune and Weiss had found love with one another. It didn't take long for Jaune to discover a very specific oddity about Weiss. One which he could use to his advantage when they were alone together. Cover art by nliast.
RWBY, M, English, Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 402, follows: 227, 8/30/2023, [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
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Two Scoops of Ice Queen »
Jaune's age was not restored when he returned from the Ever After, and as a result the Rusted Knight now walked the surface of Remnant. His newfound appearance and confidence attracted not only the attention of Weiss, but from Winter as well. What will happen when two strong-willed sisters find themselves attracted to the same man?
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 18k+, favs: 873, follows: 756, updated: 8/9/2023 published: 8/2/2023, [Jaune A., Weiss S., Winter S.]
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In Brightest Day, and Dorkest Knight
Jessica Cruz has returned to Remnant in order to team up with the superhero known as the Hunts-Man. Together they will face their greatest challenge together. A truly monstrous foe which everyone dreads, but is up to them to take care of. Cover art by TheWestphalianGwent.
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 211, follows: 132, 7/22/2023, [Jaune A., Jessica C.]
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Take a Walk on the Wild Side »
Jaune Arc had always wanted to be a huntsman like his father. He wanted to be a hero. But as they saying goes, you can't always get what you want. Sometimes life doesn't work out the way you planned it. Sometimes you don't realize that it was all for the best, and that there's more than one way to be a hero. Cover art by TabletKnight.
RWBY, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 32, words: 301k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 6/17/2023 published: 3/25/2017, [Jaune A., Miltia M.] Melanie M., Team RWBY
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A Helping Hand »
Sometimes you need a little help from your friends. Some friends are better help than others. And still other friends possess a certain set of skills which are perfect to help you out with your problem.
RWBY, M, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 17k+, favs: 685, follows: 501, updated: 5/24/2023 published: 8/17/2022, [Jaune A., Ruby R.]
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Respite for Rusted Hearts
Trapped in a fairy tale world and overwhelmed by their failures, all Weiss wanted was some sort of victory. Some sort of comfort. Seeing Jaune, and imagining all he must have gone through here in Ever After, she believed that he felt the same way as she did. There was only one way to find out, and Schnees never hesitated when it came to what they desired. Cover art by Lainart1.
RWBY, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 12k+, favs: 397, follows: 214, 4/12/2023, [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
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Weiss Likes It Rough »
Beacon Academy's annual camping trip had come, and Weiss was not having a good time. How was she expected to live and survive in a dirty, hot, and bug-infested forest without the luxuries of modern civilization? She thought she would fail this assignment for sure... until she found help from the last person she would have expected.
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 22k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/5/2023 published: 9/15/2018, [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
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Pavlov's Cake
Weiss had been courted by the wealthy and elite of Atlas her entire life. What none of them were able to grasp, however, was that she didn't care about the names on their bank accounts or the numbers inside. None of them realized that the key to her heart was actually her sweet tooth. No one had, until now. Until him.
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 8k+, favs: 496, follows: 243, 4/1/2023, [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Team RWBY
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Oh No He's Hot
Jaune had been through so much. He had been so alone for so long. Not anymore, though. He had healed her wounds before, and tonight Weiss would be there to heal his. Tonight she would be there for him in the way she knew he needed. After all, who knew more about loneliness than her? Cover art by Lainart.
RWBY, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Humor, words: 9k+, favs: 458, follows: 289, 3/27/2023, [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Team RWBY
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Help a Sister Out!
Every night Yang went out with a different boy, and every night she returned back to the dorm sweaty and exhausted. Ruby knew all too well what was happening. Fed up with her sister's abundance of action and her lack of any, Ruby decided to put her foot down. She was going to get some and that was final! This is stupid.
RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 9k+, favs: 436, follows: 232, 2/8/2023, [Jaune A., Ruby R.]
74Candy Crush »
Jaune Arc ended up with more than he bargained for on his eighteenth birthday. One birthday bash trip to the strip club anchored him to a newfound dynamite beauty that was all bite and no bark. Neopolitan took what she wanted, discarded trash, and teased with canine grins. It was no wonder this parasol predator set her sights on such a bupkis bunny. Cover art by GrapeSliime.
RWBY, M, English, Romance, chapters: 3, words: 30k+, favs: 804, follows: 904, updated: 1/18/2023 published: 12/28/2022, [Jaune A., Neo]
266Medieval Reprieval »
Jaune Arc wasn't the bravest knight in the kingdom. Yang Xiao Long wasn't the strongest dragon in the land. When the two met face to face in her lair each was terrified the other was about to kill them. How long could each keep up the facade of being strong? And how long would they be able to explain their continued meetings together with neither being able to finish off the other?
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 26k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 1/11/2023 published: 4/1/2021, [Jaune A., Yang X.L.] Ruby R.
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Someday
Sequel to Going Out with a Yang. Someday is today, and Jaune and Yang have decided to take the next step in their relationship.
RWBY, M, English, Romance, words: 13k+, favs: 371, follows: 259, 12/28/2022, [Jaune A., Yang X.L.]
522Black Mirror »
Welcome to the nightmare in my head. Say hello to something scary. The monster in your bed. Just give in and you won't be sorry. Welcome to my other side. Hello, it's Ms. Bleiss. Cover art by ThyBlake.
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 10, words: 64k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 12/14/2022 published: 4/7/2018, [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
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Just Say No to No Nut November
While others might view her as stubborn and cynical, Blake considered herself to be an educated and realistic girl. As such when the topic of No Nut November came up, she reasonably believed that no man could fight his base desires if given the opportunity to indulge in them. Cover art by Bumblebee358.
RWBY, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 15k+, favs: 942, follows: 494, 11/26/2022, [Jaune A., Blake B.]