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532 Who's Your Daddy? » Come on. Look at the title. Look at the characters. You know what this is. And you know you've thought about it too.
RWBY, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 29k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 917, updated: 5/27 published: 6/6/2020, [Jaune A., Terra C.] Saphron A.
66 A Helping Hand » Sometimes you need a little help from your friends. Some friends are better help than others. And still other friends possess a certain set of skills which are perfect to help you out with your problem.
RWBY, M, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 17k+, favs: 526, follows: 380, updated: 5/24 published: 8/17/2022, [Jaune A., Ruby R.]
32 Respite for Rusted Hearts Trapped in a fairy tale world and overwhelmed by their failures, all Weiss wanted was some sort of victory. Some sort of comfort. Seeing Jaune, and imagining all he must have gone through here in Ever After, she believed that he felt the same way as she did. There was only one way to find out, and Schnees never hesitated when it came to what they desired. Cover art by Lainart1.
RWBY, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 12k+, favs: 257, follows: 142, 4/12, [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
234 Weiss Likes It Rough » Beacon Academy's annual camping trip had come, and Weiss was not having a good time. How was she expected to live and survive in a dirty, hot, and bug-infested forest without the luxuries of modern civilization? She thought she would fail this assignment for sure... until she found help from the last person she would have expected.
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 22k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 980, updated: 4/5 published: 9/15/2018, [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
45 Pavlov's Cake Weiss had been courted by the wealthy and elite of Atlas her entire life. What none of them were able to grasp, however, was that she didn't care about the names on their bank accounts or the numbers inside. None of them realized that the key to her heart was actually her sweet tooth. No one had, until now. Until him.
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 8k+, favs: 330, follows: 166, 4/1, [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Team RWBY
43 Oh No He's Hot Jaune had been through so much. He had been so alone for so long. Not anymore, though. He had healed her wounds before, and tonight Weiss would be there to heal his. Tonight she would be there for him in the way she knew he needed. After all, who knew more about loneliness than her? Cover art by Lainart.
RWBY, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Humor, words: 9k+, favs: 364, follows: 240, 3/27, [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Team RWBY
43 Help a Sister Out! Every night Yang went out with a different boy, and every night she returned back to the dorm sweaty and exhausted. Ruby knew all too well what was happening. Fed up with her sister's abundance of action and her lack of any, Ruby decided to put her foot down. She was going to get some and that was final! This is stupid.
RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 9k+, favs: 318, follows: 175, 2/8, [Jaune A., Ruby R.]
64Candy Crush » Jaune Arc ended up with more than he bargained for on his eighteenth birthday. One birthday bash trip to the strip club anchored him to a newfound dynamite beauty that was all bite and no bark. Neopolitan took what she wanted, discarded trash, and teased with canine grins. It was no wonder this parasol predator set her sights on such a bupkis bunny. Cover art by GrapeSliime.
RWBY, M, English, Romance, chapters: 3, words: 30k+, favs: 678, follows: 779, updated: 1/18 published: 12/28/2022, [Jaune A., Neo]
255Medieval Reprieval » Jaune Arc wasn't the bravest knight in the kingdom. Yang Xiao Long wasn't the strongest dragon in the land. When the two met face to face in her lair each was terrified the other was about to kill them. How long could each keep up the facade of being strong? And how long would they be able to explain their continued meetings together with neither being able to finish off the other?
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 26k+, favs: 990, follows: 1k+, updated: 1/11 published: 4/1/2021, [Jaune A., Yang X.L.] Ruby R.
3k+My Abominable Monster Classmates Can't Be This Cute » Jaune had always wanted to go to a school to learn to battle the creatures of Grimm. But as a boy with no huntsmen training, no huntsmen knowledge, and no huntsmen transcripts, he had absolutely no chance of getting into a school like that legally. After scouring the darkest corners of the CCTNet, he finally found a lead. A place called Grimm Academy. Cover art by Seshirukun.
RWBY, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 39, words: 341k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 1/4 published: 1/28/2019, Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Jaune A.
34 Someday Sequel to Going Out with a Yang. Someday is today, and Jaune and Yang have decided to take the next step in their relationship.
RWBY, M, English, Romance, words: 13k+, favs: 279, follows: 209, 12/28/2022, [Jaune A., Yang X.L.]
507Black Mirror » Welcome to the nightmare in my head. Say hello to something scary. The monster in your bed. Just give in and you won't be sorry. Welcome to my other side. Hello, it's Ms. Bleiss. Cover art by ThyBlake.
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 10, words: 64k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 12/14/2022 published: 4/7/2018, [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
54 Just Say No to No Nut November While others might view her as stubborn and cynical, Blake considered herself to be an educated and realistic girl. As such when the topic of No Nut November came up, she reasonably believed that no man could fight his base desires if given the opportunity to indulge in them. Cover art by Bumblebee358.
RWBY, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 15k+, favs: 707, follows: 375, 11/26/2022, [Jaune A., Blake B.]
1k+ Along Came a Spider » It was supposed to have been a simple mission. Sneak into Beacon Academy and abduct the Schnee heiress. She had the right skills and training to do just that. What she hadn't counted on was running into a boy who would not only foil her plans, but completely change her worldview through a few kind acts. Life wasn't so simple for Trifa anymore after meeting Jaune Arc.
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 10, words: 86k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 11/16/2022 published: 4/1/2020, [Jaune A., Trifa]
818Red Like Roses? Gross! » As a vampire, Ruby Rose depended on the blood of others to sustain herself. There was only one problem. She hated blood. There very sight of it made her queasy. Some vampire she was! But Ruby needed to eat to survive. So when it came time to feed, and her prey lay sleeping in his bed, she hesitated. Until the young blond boy finally woke up, and wondered just what was going on.
RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 16, words: 119k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 11/9/2022 published: 3/4/2019, [Jaune A., Ruby R.]
806 Going Out with a Yang » Yang Xiao Long was many things. Fun, charismatic, beautiful, not to mention a kick-ass huntress. But the perfect girlfriend? She'd never given that one a go, until now. When Jaune is in need of a pretty girl to impress his sister, a bored Yang leaps at the chance to pretend for a day. She never would have expected to fall in love with his family. Or him. Cover art by Naomigumbs.
RWBY, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 9, words: 92k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 8/3/2022 published: 1/2/2021, [Jaune A., Yang X.L.] [Saphron A., Terra C.]
36 A Knight of Ice and Fire Jaune, Weiss, and Yang had all been through so much since the fall of Beacon. Different paths had led them to Haven, but tonight they all wanted the same thing. Each other.
RWBY, M, English, Romance, words: 13k+, favs: 397, follows: 250, 6/22/2022, [Jaune A., Weiss S., Yang X.L.]
38 Love is a Battlefield He was a freedom fighter battling an evil Empire. She was a ruthless General putting down a treacherous rebellion. When Jaune is captured on the battlefield he finds himself as Weiss' prisoner, and finally comes face to face with the infamous woman. Will he succumb to her power, or find a way to overcome her? Cover art by Tehshraid.
RWBY, T, English, Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 271, follows: 177, 2/16/2022, [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
78 Tastes like Bubblegum » Jaune was used to dancing, but he'd never danced with Neon Katt before. After a long day of training at Atlas Academy the two decided to go have a little fun and blow off some steam at the club with Yang and Blake. He would soon find out that his friend was as wild on the dance floor as she was in a fight, and that she had a few new moves to teach that he'd never have expected.
RWBY, M, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 19k+, favs: 442, follows: 234, updated: 1/29/2022 published: 1/23/2021, [Jaune A., Neon K.]
74 Breast in Show Sequel to Butting Heads. What happens when an unstoppable bust and an immovable chest meet? Another competition, again with Jaune in the middle of it. Only he can determine which girl is truly breast in show.
RWBY, M, English, Humor, words: 13k+, favs: 618, follows: 370, 12/15/2021, [Jaune A., Yang X.L., Pyrrha N.]
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